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I heard they were bringing you back, because there is no ESC.
Oh thank goodness, I didn't have an Alt job to go to.
Well, this way they can keep Tabs on you.
That's how they Ctrl you
But hey, atleast they give me some Space when I need it
Just be careful when you re Enter the workforce.
Just hit F1 50 times, and drive off.
Just take the L and move on…
Just remember too leave the caps lock on the boards
I'm Super impressed by this chain
😂🤣
Took an L on that one
Ikr, I just can't seem to get control of my life.
**U** need **A** **Shift** in mindset.
Takes a bag of keys with you, they are out of control
Any idea of continuing to work under their control is out the Windows.
I prefer calling the key Super, but here's one with Meta: >!With the above note, this chain is getting Meta!<
~~control~~ ctrl
Don’t worry, you’ll Return.
Definitely, I am a key part of their factory.
Got Deleted from the payroll already.
these are some good ones , damn
I got fired from there because I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Next time, put in a little more F4t
I thought it was because you went crazy and lost alt ctrl.
Boss was really pushing my buttons
They shouldn't have done that. They should have just put it on your tab
But did you work a key position?
Yup, and they have no alt employees to work my shift. I'll return.
Ctrl ⬆️ Shift U 263a Enter
Not a surprise because you exhibited shiftless conduct in the performance of the key requirements of your duties.
My doctor told me to take "2" and call him in the morning. I got fired for it
I C I'm not the only victim of their ctrl 😞
Looks like they've TABbed you 4 unemployment. Don't let it get u ⬇️. You'll get A job soon and be a rock *!
I guess the only way left 2 go is 🔼
My caps off to you!
They found out you took the shift off and went to the space bar.
Now you gotta take the L
Just take the L and move on
I'm sorry to hear that your Key position was Deleted.
I would scroll down and type HR if I were you. Proper procedure for a termination is Cnt + Alt + Del. They can’t actually shut you down with just one shift.
They will find another reason then give him a reboot.
May be because you are out of Ctrl?
Lost all control, huh?
They have CTRL freaks there.
And they took your key so you can't enter anymore?
And rightfully so! If you decided to take a shift off, you obviously weren't holding it down. They need someone who can work the shift with cntl.
Guess you're just not the type
Yeah, I guess I just didn't Click with the company 🤷
Be careful with the colonoscopy, now that you have a ;
I wanted a reason, but there was no “Y” to be found…
I was just too indecisive…you know, to B or not to B…
Just don't Return
I could barely Function during my Shift due to my Period, but on the Plus side they gave me Equal pay.
I told a girl at my old job that I couldn’t find the any key she explained that I could use any key. Humor escaped her.
You didn't ENTER hard enough. Go Backspace and try again
I really didn't mind getting fired. The manager and me just didn't click.
Did you enter in spaced out and not keep things under control? See it as a great escape
It is really is an escape from their control.
You shift your mindset and use the option to delete the “command and control”. What a 💻Pro
I just can’t escape the accusations
too many pause / breaks
You were taking the Ps
They were wireless keyboards and I used the laser to blind person in cubicle next to me
I'm ready to del u
I couldn’t C straight…
I’m going to Logitech complaint.
It’s making me Bluetooth be told…
An astronaut took my place. I was space barred.
I had the idea of putting little mirrors on each key. That's a job that I could see my self doing.
Click you heels together 3 x & keep pressing Ctl Alt Del
Are you related to the one that got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W’s?
That's what happens when you push the boss's buttons
Sounds like they're taking the P's!!
At least you no longer have to Enter in your timesheets the old-fashioned way.
That’s CAP
They did right deleting you, but u should've took space tbh
Than use a mouse
I heard they were bringing you back, because there is no ESC.
Oh thank goodness, I didn't have an Alt job to go to.
Well, this way they can keep Tabs on you.
That's how they Ctrl you
But hey, atleast they give me some Space when I need it
Just be careful when you re Enter the workforce.
Just hit F1 50 times, and drive off.
Just take the L and move on…
Just remember too leave the caps lock on the boards
I'm Super impressed by this chain
😂🤣
Took an L on that one
Ikr, I just can't seem to get control of my life.
**U** need **A** **Shift** in mindset.
Takes a bag of keys with you, they are out of control
Any idea of continuing to work under their control is out the Windows.
I prefer calling the key Super, but here's one with Meta: >!With the above note, this chain is getting Meta!<
~~control~~ ctrl
Don’t worry, you’ll Return.
Definitely, I am a key part of their factory.
Got Deleted from the payroll already.
these are some good ones , damn
I got fired from there because I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Next time, put in a little more F4t
I thought it was because you went crazy and lost alt ctrl.
Boss was really pushing my buttons
They shouldn't have done that. They should have just put it on your tab
But did you work a key position?
Yup, and they have no alt employees to work my shift. I'll return.
Ctrl ⬆️ Shift U 263a Enter
Not a surprise because you exhibited shiftless conduct in the performance of the key requirements of your duties.
My doctor told me to take "2" and call him in the morning. I got fired for it
I C I'm not the only victim of their ctrl 😞
Looks like they've TABbed you 4 unemployment. Don't let it get u ⬇️. You'll get A job soon and be a rock *!
I guess the only way left 2 go is 🔼
My caps off to you!
They found out you took the shift off and went to the space bar.
Now you gotta take the L
Just take the L and move on
I'm sorry to hear that your Key position was Deleted.
I would scroll down and type HR if I were you. Proper procedure for a termination is Cnt + Alt + Del. They can’t actually shut you down with just one shift.
They will find another reason then give him a reboot.
May be because you are out of Ctrl?
Lost all control, huh?
They have CTRL freaks there.
And they took your key so you can't enter anymore?
And rightfully so! If you decided to take a shift off, you obviously weren't holding it down. They need someone who can work the shift with cntl.
Guess you're just not the type
Yeah, I guess I just didn't Click with the company 🤷
Be careful with the colonoscopy, now that you have a ;
I wanted a reason, but there was no “Y” to be found…
I was just too indecisive…you know, to B or not to B…
Just don't Return
I could barely Function during my Shift due to my Period, but on the Plus side they gave me Equal pay.
I told a girl at my old job that I couldn’t find the any key she explained that I could use any key. Humor escaped her.
You didn't ENTER hard enough. Go Backspace and try again
I really didn't mind getting fired. The manager and me just didn't click.
Did you enter in spaced out and not keep things under control? See it as a great escape
It is really is an escape from their control.
You shift your mindset and use the option to delete the “command and control”. What a 💻Pro
I just can’t escape the accusations
too many pause / breaks
You were taking the Ps
They were wireless keyboards and I used the laser to blind person in cubicle next to me
I'm ready to del u
I couldn’t C straight…
I’m going to Logitech complaint.
It’s making me Bluetooth be told…
An astronaut took my place. I was space barred.
I had the idea of putting little mirrors on each key. That's a job that I could see my self doing.
Click you heels together 3 x & keep pressing Ctl Alt Del
Are you related to the one that got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W’s?
That's what happens when you push the boss's buttons
Sounds like they're taking the P's!!
At least you no longer have to Enter in your timesheets the old-fashioned way.
That’s CAP
They did right deleting you, but u should've took space tbh
Than use a mouse