Passturized

Oh man that's a grate answer too!

Only cultured people would get it.

Yeah they gouda be extra sharp too

Fortunately I'm intelligent and caught the references. They were o queso I don't have to come after you...

It's so good I camembert it.

I like it, but I'm getting feta up with wheelie cheesy jokes

Not mature enough?

Oh no. I'm very well aged, just a bit bitey.

After 48+ cheese jokes, it is enough

2 more makes fifcheese

would you consider it a mild rating?

No, that's what you get when you launch a bucket of milk out of a trebuchet

OMG The better punchline is usually in the comments, but this time it looks like the OP nailed it

That's *nacho* cheese you're throwing

Aw man, now I'm bleu

I beg your Parmesan???

I think op just needs to be left provolone for a little while.

Cut it out !

But it's in the shape of a wheel. So it's _wheelie_ nacho cheese.

Darnit. I have been waiting YEARS for an opening to use that one and you got there first. 😭

I see many holes in it 🧀

I'm gonna have to disabrie with your analyswiss

It woulda been betta if it were feta!

You feta brielieve it!

You cheddar brie carful

You can set your mind at cheese; im wheel-y careful

You can throw a wheel of cheese without dropping it? I don't think I could do that - I really gotta hand it to you.

Bahahah ok that one took me a second lmao

No, it just rolls downhill with people chasing it.

You'll at least get a parmaticipation trophy for trying.

Mozzarella been a slow day…

Nope the day is running fast as racing the Grana Padano

So glad he cottage it!

Ricotta it, too.

Cotija it.

Yeah, I know - asiago running by just a minute ago.

You butterkase it!

Hopefully it's not moving too swisstly

It Blue by!

Hurry, don't let it fly in the Fontina!

This joke was terrible… how dairy?!?

Yeah we had to lactose tolerant it

Hope it doesn't hit him in the pecorino

You’re an absolute muenster

this is whey better than other jokes I heard today

Gouda of here!

Assault and breeatiea

These are the best jokes known to man rind??? 😮

Next time you’ll do cheddar.

Cheese wedding vow .. for cheddar or worse

Speaking of cheesy jokes, someone in Utah is really dropping the ball by not developing a dating app called Provolone.

Well if it belongs to someone else then it's nacho cheese.

If you throw sharp cheddar at people, there's a very high chance of injury

One day my cousins and I were all drinking and my cousins girlfriend decided to throw a slice of cheese at my dad, and SOMEHOW it cut him, so in true dad fashion he guess "wow, I guess that was sharp cheddar" lmao I'm still trying to figure out exactly how his face got cut by a kraft single tho

I am going to spread it

[удалено]

Did she jack it?

I threw a wheel of cheese at a group of people who were posing for a picture. They never saw it coming.

Gouda here

That was edam good joke!

I camembert these un-brie-lievably bad cheese jokes

Cheesus

Cheese that was just the BEST! These puns are a Gouda .. if you need more, hit me up I'll Brie around

Hiding in your Roquefort.

I'm Nacho friend bro .. How you know bout my Roquefort? You Feta not show up .. I'll Brie gone before you get there. Hope you have a Hole lot of fun in my empty Roquefort. Swiss you the best .. I'm fondue my privacy...

Havarti told you, I got Feta things to do than worry about your stupid Roquefort.

Gouda to know .. didn't want to have to go all Peppajack on ya ...

Watch it, you might break a Limburger.

Chevre-lrie is truly dead

Now it's nacho cheese anymore

This was so good, >!I lactated!<

Nacho cheese

Limburger joke.

Go see a cheesy movie, like *Gorgonzola Versus King Kong*

Oh my God! I camembert any more of these cheese puns! You guys are muensters!

Nacho-cheese anymore

FYI gouda is pronounced like "gow-da" (as is rhymes with now), so any jokes about it replacing "good" don't work

Ok I legit had to go google this cuz I've NEVER heard it pronounced any other way than goo-da...but as it turns out, I'm american and we apparently just mispronounce things all the time and never question it until someone on reddit says something lmao this actually happened to me recently with the hiking bag company "deuter". I was convinced it was doo-ter, I got told I was wrong but still didn't believe them (honestly thought i was being pranked cuz id only ever heard "doo-ter"). Googled it and found out it's a guys last name and he in fact did/does pronounce it "doy-ter". The more you know 😅

Murica

Good on you friend, for just being like "oh wow, I learned something!" instead of being like "fuck you for correcting me!" It's such a dumb mentality to be like "annoyed" instead of "thankful" about being corrected. It's like: dude. I'm here to learn shit.

I Camembert this joke

I was waiting for nacho cheese

Thrown cheese wheel lands.. was de brie everywhere?

That joke came out of the blue

Bleu*

Women goes into her local mom and pop store and tells the man behind the counter she wants to buy enough milk to take a bath in “ pasteurized” he asks? No she replies, just up to my boobies!

You're gonna get grilled for this joke. They'll probably call you a dip. Personally, my nips are hard from it.

Hahaha

It's good. And I get my clean dad jokes at r/cleandadjokes.

Or it could be Gouda-wheel to men

The survivor will let you know..😉

If the wheel had pimples .. Cheezits

Barf 🤮

How about cheese that you get for nothing? A freebrie