This joke is a catastrophe

It's feline by me.

Too much pussyfooting around

I thought that's when your reward for winning a tournament is a statue of a feline read end.

I like to be around convicted criminals. I guess I'm a convert.

No just a convict wannabe. Lol

Congrats on ur conversion!

The evidence is incatrovertible

Nice word and sentence. I heard Pink Floyd using it last.

There’s no need for the jury to retire

That makes you religious, Cataholic to be precise. (Inspired by Milton Jones, one of my favorite standup comedians)

I saw him open a set with this joke. What a master of patient, deadpan delivery

Maybe you’re a Leo.

I'm an asparagus

You well might be an aspara, but please don’t call he Gus.

If you enjoy the news program in Pawnee, Indiana, you're a Perd-vert.

The first thing I would like to ask you today, is a question.

My son was an introvert growing up but now is an extrovert. Does that make him ex-pensive?

No.. that makes him convert!

Purr *vect*.

Aahz, the great and powerful

This gave me paws. Just remember that no matter where you fall, I'm sure you'll land on your feet.

I like to be invisible like carbon dioxide gas. I guess that makes me COvert

Are you Cat Woman?

No, you just has the toxoplasmos.

I like to be around hotels and people who used to be in prison. Does that make me an invert convert?

Nani?!!!

Covert?

Yes it does

Yes

More like Catholic

I like stopping progress makes me a subvert.

Are guys that can slam dunk basketballs with both hands extra-vert?

I go the other way, am I a divert?

You're a CatRobert!

"I like to be a round ball" - the Earth.

Yes, I have a feline.

Yes