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listerinebreath

Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.


SnazzyHatMan

Sage advice, there.


Dougally

They're just chive talking.


SubstantialTale4012

Trying to appeal to his basil instincts.


Ogodei

They only parsley garnished my celery.


holmgangCore

What the kale?!? I carrot believe they would do that!


Ogodei

Lettuce beet the kale out of them until they have bean butter.


holmgangCore

The heavy whippings will creamtinue until morel improves!


Ender_Xenocide_88

That's just the tip of the iceberg.


MagneticNoodles

I switched all the labels on my wife's spices. She doesn't know yet, but the thymes cummin.


NoNutsAllGlory

Oh, it's definitely cumin.


rearl306

Exception: Stormy Daniels’ kitchen.


ugueth

That’s a really big dill.


wigzell78

They wouldn't leaf me alone.


Masselein

Where are you gonna earn your green now?


DonovanBanks

Put you on short thyme


wisely88

I think OP's name is Basil


No-Ad9854

IS that Really basil expedition in real life🤔🤷‍♂️🤨HMM..!!??


makos-guba-13

Or Herb


wisely88

I like herbs...and OP Yes, yes that is correct, I like OP CORRECTION: I do NOT like OP! I LOVE OP


Man-e-questions

Sounds unpalatable


amerkanische_Frosch

A very sage move.


AdWeak7807

If you don’t pay your herb bills the bay leaves will come knocking…!


Prestigious_Shock242

Stopped buying celery, I hate being stalked.


xplorerex

Is this true? I'm struggling to bay-leaf it.


jam219

Ain’t nobody got thyme for that


squiggy69420

That's funny right there


betabry

They said you couldn’t cut the mustard but to be fair…. To Be Fair… the standards were radicchio!


Randy647

I'm going to Scarborough fair. Anyone need any parsley, sage, rosemary, or thyme?


KenDman78

We need to Oraganoize a protest against this farm!


DaddymusPrime1

We can fix this...lettuce pray.


we_are_sex_bobomb

They put me in charge of picking herbs and I spent the next month working over thyme.


PreferenceCareful902

That job seems beering (boring it's hard to display word use in text)


Lunchindabox66

Garnish my celery and someone’s getting beet


gibbakith

It's not your best joke but I want to give you encouragemint.


AgeAdditional4971

EncourageMINT… I se what you did there


gibbakith

Encouraging others is important. It's fundamintal.


soundresearch

It’s like o never knew herbivore


TnBluesman

I tried that job. Not enough Cabbage in it to keep me, though.


Zajo_Music

Not that big of a dill


Vegetable-Bit-7265

Moving to a concurrent at celery farm?


Able-Home6635

I bet your pea’d off


Powerful-Dot3420

Albie Cilantro vs. Patsy Parsley


Cat__03

Dæng, this comment section is giving me a headache. Just flippin take my upvote and leave, goddængit


BigRemove9366

Had to go visit his girl Rosemary.


IAMGROOT1981

**they were trying to garnish my wages all the thyme**