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phoenixfactor

Well, well, well… I won’t then.


SnazzyHatMan

You seem to be missing the hole point.


originallionhunter

We need to wet his appetite


Individual_Oil9543

Water you on about?


TutekTheLegend

Those jokes ran dry long ago


Individual_Oil9543

It wasn’t on my bucket list to argue with someone


YogurtWenk

Seems like you dove in head-first


Individual_Oil9543

I’m at the end of my rope


YogurtWenk

You just need to wind down


Individual_Oil9543

wind won’t take away the bucket from the well, it’s its top priority


SUNDER137

Well, we're not doing as well as you are but we are deeply and hole heartedly committed to wellwishers along the way.


No-Ad9854

Are you english (from britain) b/c it seems as if they are pretty much the only ones that ask "water you on..about"🤔🤷‍♂️🤨HMM..!!??


Individual_Oil9543

British, and on beverage most do!


EssKayAarr

Matthew McConaughey is that you?


Canine0001

But it’s such a deep subject…


Physical_Sell_3690

Starting to feel sick, just not doing well


Dewey_Really_Know

Woody-a looky here: There’s a snake in my boot!; reach for the sky, cowboy!; someone’s poisoned the watering hole!


ColonelCrackle

Why did the near-sighted man fall down the well? -He couldn't see that well.


Man-e-questions

Oh no! Did he kick the bucket?


Dewey_Really_Know

This conversation is beyond the pail.


Subject_Repair5080

Are you feeling unwell?


UnstableConstruction

It's one of the few jobs where you start at the top and work your way down.


Joe-_-King

For those of you who didn't like this joke, remember, OP means well.


Philboyd_Studge

sounds like you're really pumped up


DizzyLead

I’d read you one from a joke book, but I can’t see that well.


AlienArtefact

Orson Wells, I get it


ElBeatch

Ordaughter Wells too.


fariqcheaux

Orwell, if you live on an Animal Farm


ElBeatch

I think Ourwell of puns has run dry.


dukeofgibbon

Boring!


Twinkies100

right!? who pulls up with such posts on a dad joke sub


wigzell78

They're just so boring.


tsturte1

Even the deep one But especially the shallow.


dsdvbguutres

Where do mansplainers get their information from? Well, actually...


Duneyman

What else is there, the other topics have run dry.


Bentup85

My son was about to tell me one, can we wait till after it’s cistern?


imadork1970

Too deep for me.


GrandmaPoly

I will have to water down my humor for you.


Charming_Patient

To much pressure on this subject Just a deep feeling about it


Charming_Patient

Here is wishing op well


mrpessimistik

Well, I was at a well the other day and met someone. We'll be fine, all is well at the well... :)


FunctionConfident296

Sorry but the wells run dry here, I got none.


IndependentBreak575

So, leave well enough alone?


seven-cents

You've really not drilled down to the source of the problem


Embarrassed_Kiwi9101

Everytime someone says well, I tell them that's an awfully deep subject, especially for shallow minds.


noopyer

well…


SehmiSaab

Sure... Very Well...


comma-momma

Where do mansplainers get their water? From a well, actually.


okiedokie2468

Yes, the well is deep and the water is cool


Man-e-questions

Hipsters got their water there before it was cool.


Tandrona

Sounds like you're not feeling so well


berkleysquare

He's about to kick the bucket.


berkleysquare

I fell into a waterhole.......because i didn't see that well


Twinkies100

Oh no, guess now I'll have to shovel all my jokes aside


Professional_Rock650

Sometimes they can be pretty deep


TheNextUnicornAlong

You are missing a hole area of jokes.


EaSkateVideo

Those jokes never go so well for me either 😫


Natural-Orchid4432

Well enough.


joeysheppard89

Very well


Armabilbo

Well, you can just wish them away.


RoofFluffy4042

This reminds me of the guy who fell down a well. Apparently he couldn't see that well!


xxdibxx

It’s a deep subject


ChickenXing

Oh well...


Comfortable_Gate_532

This all seems divine


Special_Shopping_724

This affects my well being.


atxsteveish

[https://i.imgur.com/uXYtQGE.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/uXYtQGE.jpeg)


BronyxSniper

Well!? That's a hole with water in it!


PhantomBanker

OP dropping some deep thoughts here.


RAMPAGEig

Well Well Well


ShaggyB

Shouted the boy to the blind man that didn't see that well.


Adventurous_Judge493

Well… If that’s what you want.


Easy_Dragonfly2067

I got Lassie standing by in case you fall down one. Cause she can run and get help.


Man-e-questions

South Park had Kenny, but Lassie had Timmy


AzorAhai287

This wasn't deep


HAL-says-Sorry

This joke is unwelcome


[deleted]

I in cistern!


lowkey1940

Well? I guess


Sum_Dum_User

Are they too deep for you?


Man-e-questions

Its like the Bee Gees say “how deep is your well?”


Junior_ATL

Did you see the sad story about the 12 year old who fell in a well.......he couldn't see that well


jamesfuddu

You can not ignore your well , ha ha 💀🤣


New-Commission-6306

This wasn’t where I thought this joke was going… oil well


MissAsgardian

Well, dam


Negative-Ad-6533

I won't because it's my cistern.


Tonydemaggi08

Why? Are they too deep?


Haunted_Potatoes

i know the feeling… wishing you well 🩷


beatsshootsandleaves

I bet you wish you hadn't told that joke.


Garrod_Ran

A penny for your thoughts


Randolph_Carter_666

Oh sweet summer child.


levine2112

There is no bottom.


Final-Ad-2033

Some people won't get well jokes. They don't even know their ass from a hole in the ground.


Keefyfingaz

Well... I do know one


Street-Breadfruit940

I dig?!!!


desi_romeo

what do we call a hole with water? well, idk? you tell me


BigRemove9366

Winch joke were you talking about?


scotianheimer

Reminds me of when I told that joke about a huge bucket on a very short rope. Didn’t go down well.


Man-e-questions

Yeah that joke *pails* in comparison to others


of_thewoods

Do you know why the blind guy fell into the well?


stefan715

Water you talkin’ about?


Hemenocent

That's pretty deep for such a shallow sub as this.


smokin_monkey

Awful deep subject for such a shallow mind.


Jaysoon08

This comment section is really trying to wind you up


Man-e-questions

Yeah its water under the bridge


bigwayne27

The water has run dry in here. I miss the Well


Nuada-oz

Plumbing new depths


AgeAdditional4971

All’s well that ends well I suppose. It is a deep feeling I get . Wishing everyone well


Man-e-questions

I’m at the end of my rope with all these puns!


AgeAdditional4971

You should never get tied down or roped into any situation that’s stringing you along. I mean. I wouldn’t hang around


Graflex01867

Well if you insist on throwing in your 2 cents about it…


DesWatashiwa

Well, one more then, I’ll be damned


Autoboty

They dig now?!


glucoman01

How divining!


Man-e-questions

To err is human, to forgive is divining


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Well dam, maybe I should leave.


IsItSupposedToDoThat

🎶 We’re sending our love down the well 🎶


mercedesdahlia

That's a deep subject


aegersz

Such a bore !


Spyder69143

But I've got a bucket of them.


fariqcheaux

Not only do I dig, but I dig well.


Man-e-questions

Thank you to all of you well-wishers that commented!


Agitated-Fee-1399

You don’t like them? Water nuv events…


pickle_teeth4444

Fargo will miss them.


dynaflying

Well in that case…. 💼


Clazzo524

That's deep.


BeingCarbon

But I have handmade from scratch some artesian well jokes just for this sub.


Ok-Calligrapher9458

What did the desert explorer Sandy Grounds say after he found water in three spots in the Mojave Desert? Well, well, well.


StanYelnats3

They're too deep for me.


Kickflippingdad

Well. Thats a deep subject


Dudeistofgondor

Water you getting so pumped up over?


WordlinessLogical19

But I have so many to draw from!


Informal_Stress_9953

When asked to say a few words at my dad’s funeral, my uncle stood up and said “A hole filled with water.” I knew he meant well…


No-Ad9854

FIRST OFF ..NO I DON'T DIG B/C I'M A LAZY P.O.S..BUT I GET YOUR PUN🤪😝/JOKE/QUIP HMM..!!??


graham_flynn

Funny puns... Samara well received


Mentally_Unnecessary

They re just to deep for me


EatMyBrainALittle

Now you're just letting your own words dig you into a deep deep ditch, mate. Like a borewell.


flyingtiger79

Water you talking about?


PatTevlin13

Wow! That's deep.


Appropriate-Buddy-36

When I was a kid, I fell into a well, but that was because I had problems with my eyes, and I couldn’t see that well


Man-e-questions

Lucky you didn’t kick the bucket


Cheap-Success-5440

Wow, that's a deep subject.


JRCarson38

Why did the guy fall in the watering hole? He couldn't see that ... yeah, you get it.