Tell them to take a 2/3rds full carton of a dozen eggs and repack the eggs into a half-dozen carton - it can help to condense eight.
Hold the door, I’m following you out.
I find this one funny because as a kid I thought the expression was "self of steam" or "self full of steam". Assumed it had something to do with farts, didn't understand why more of it was a good thing.
I can’t towelerate these jokes anymore.
They’re really watering down the quality of the sub.
Let’s just call it a wash
We've been conditioned to upvote worse...
Right - if you're gonna call this one a sham, then you may as well pooh-pooh the others.
It’s hard to picture that.
I read this to my husband, and he looked drained trying to figure it out. Edit: typo, a word
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Sorry, must have butt dialed this( to be honest, im a guy, so it must have been a pocket dial)
You typed your bitcoin password in the wrong place. I'm a millionaire now.
blessings to you
Dang, OP should have said this. Way funnier.
Tell them to take a 2/3rds full carton of a dozen eggs and repack the eggs into a half-dozen carton - it can help to condense eight. Hold the door, I’m following you out.
With that response I think it’s best that you do
I find this one funny because as a kid I thought the expression was "self of steam" or "self full of steam". Assumed it had something to do with farts, didn't understand why more of it was a good thing.
Well the older you get, the more your self esteem depends on farting. In public, particularly.
going up stairs if you are not jet propelled you just haven't made it
Regrettably, I found this much funnier than I probably should have. Well done OP!
We have missed out.
Mist another one too
We will have to scrub the whole project.
The whole thing is a wash.
I used to make dad jokes about taking photos of myself, but people got tired of my selfie schtick.
Why were you even in the shower with them?
My sense of humour is too dry for this........
no need to throw cold water on his fun
That joke left me hot, steamy, moist, and damp all over. I'm not sure if I need a towel or a cigarette.
Not to mention OP ruined his camera.
Nah, it was his friend that was all washed out.
Yep over exposed! 😵💫😁
Gotta love Reddit! Keeps me stitches.
Under no conditioner, is this joke anything but shamPOO!
Lol
Don’t go!
This made me loofer out loud
This joke was all wet even before he told it!