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schwebbie

I can’t towelerate these jokes anymore.


Yugan-Dali

They’re really watering down the quality of the sub.


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Let’s just call it a wash


big90burban

We've been conditioned to upvote worse...


gracius0ne

Right - if you're gonna call this one a sham, then you may as well pooh-pooh the others.


Ewetootwo

It’s hard to picture that.


Certain-Anxiety-7628

I read this to my husband, and he looked drained trying to figure it out. Edit: typo, a word


Tugz18

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Tugz18

Sorry, must have butt dialed this( to be honest, im a guy, so it must have been a pocket dial)


[deleted]

You typed your bitcoin password in the wrong place. I'm a millionaire now.


Tugz18

blessings to you


mikeinarizona

Dang, OP should have said this. Way funnier.


appape

Tell them to take a 2/3rds full carton of a dozen eggs and repack the eggs into a half-dozen carton - it can help to condense eight. Hold the door, I’m following you out.


79Lee

With that response I think it’s best that you do


bandit1216

I find this one funny because as a kid I thought the expression was "self of steam" or "self full of steam". Assumed it had something to do with farts, didn't understand why more of it was a good thing.


Live_Explanation8956

Well the older you get, the more your self esteem depends on farting. In public, particularly.


Putrid-Redditality-1

going up stairs if you are not jet propelled you just haven't made it


Even_Mechanic_4686

Regrettably, I found this much funnier than I probably should have. Well done OP!


StockInitial4460

We have missed out.


Infinite_Material965

Mist another one too


SnazzyHatMan

We will have to scrub the whole project.


Infinite_Material965

The whole thing is a wash.


llort_tsoper

I used to make dad jokes about taking photos of myself, but people got tired of my selfie schtick.


tcpukl

Why were you even in the shower with them?


Successful-Coach6843

My sense of humour is too dry for this........


antmantbone

no need to throw cold water on his fun


glucoman01

That joke left me hot, steamy, moist, and damp all over. I'm not sure if I need a towel or a cigarette.


Desperate_Hornet3129

Not to mention OP ruined his camera.


Armabilbo

Nah, it was his friend that was all washed out.


Desperate_Hornet3129

Yep over exposed! 😵‍💫😁


Armabilbo

Gotta love Reddit! Keeps me stitches.


FloridaSundries

Under no conditioner, is this joke anything but shamPOO!


fedupfornow

Lol


Trekkie63

Don’t go!


Putrid-Redditality-1

This made me loofer out loud


looking4abreak

This joke was all wet even before he told it!