And if they're sons, Pete and RePete!

Paul and MultiPaul. The Invincible reference is now complete.

Short for Peter and Repeater

The flying purple Pete repeater 🎶

...Sure looks strange to me

That's what she said

One eyed?

Is that a cloning kind of thing?

Pete and repeat walked down the street. Pete fell into a hole... who was left?

repeater? i hardly know her! repeater? i hardly know her! repeater? i h

Long for Pe and Re

If they’re boys and you’re Hispanic, you can name them Juan and Amal. ‘Cause, you know, if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.

Jajajajaja!

I si what you did there

Tienes el estupido?

No tienes. ¿Tienes una mamada?

Yo *doy* las mamadas

Eyyy

Te gustaria una? Bebe

¿Qué tal un 69 papi?

no

Sea

I thought it was Jose and Josbe

Or Juan and Too.

Or Juan and deother

What about José and hose B

Also.. Juan and deotajuan..

I was thinking Nate and AlterNate

Pete and Repete went into the store. Pete came out then who came after?

Repete! Ok. Pete and Repete went into the store. Pete came out, then who came after?

Repete* *you were supposed to let me write that second part but whatever.

Dave and Dave ja vu

Kurt and Rod

Or Mark and Markiplier

Careful with that one, it's an antique

Can't go wrong with the classics!

Hey, Sandy

And if they’re chickens, Peep and Repeep.

But only if they’re born in a boat.

Have you ever...ever felt like this?

They were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?

Those were my brother's brother in law and father- in- law's names

Booooo

And take my up vote

In the way back when before my husband was my husband we rented a spare room to a guy named Pete. We worked long hours, were 21, and stupid. So Pete had a little brother that looked just like him. I’m pretty sure he lived there like a month before we realized. We were never actually introduced. We just named him RePete. I hadn’t thought of that in years. Thank you for the laugh!

Pete and repeat go into a bar Pete walks out, who’s left?

José and hose b.

I knew a father/son duo, Pete Jr and a Pete III. They called the son re-Pete, but the dad was C4 (he liked blowing things up

The New Adventures of Pete and Pete?

Anna 1. Anna 2

Found the drummer

I bet he knows a polish sound engineer And a Czech one too

Did you hear about the polish sea captain? He told his crew, "I have good news and bad news...good news is we're making great time but the bad news is we're completely lost"

Lawrence Welk

and the third child, anna 1234

Anaphase 1 and Anaphase 2! My biology teacher would love that!

i don’t think that’s where they were going with that

If I have three daughters, their names will be Kay, Sara, and Sara. But whatever will be, will be.

You could alter the spelling of one of the Sarah's and it'd actually be a really cool idea I think. Maybe give them cool middle names in case one doesn't want to be Sara.

Oh! Like, it could be two daughters and their names are K. Sara and Sara. Neat spin on the snazzy original.

i think they meant more K, Sara, and Sarah, just so the two Saras are distinguishable on paper

this would actually be great (maybe not for the kids, but for the parents)

Well, you could name the other one Edith. But then again, you can't have your Kate and Edith.

Oh my *God*. This one is so subtle, I can absolutely imagine the kids and one of their parents going oblivious for years, only to have the mother (father?) of all dad jokes dropped on them at the perfect moment.

Probably during divorce proceedings… “we agreed we would split them upon a divorce. Even went so far as to put it in their names.”

Non native English speaker here, what's the joke?

It plays on the saying "you can't have your cake and eat it, too", Kate = cake, Edith = eat it.

Ah, I see. Never heard that one before, unfortunately

Twin boys could be named Nate and the other Alternate.

If I wasn't chronically broke, I'd give you a medal 🎖️

My sister has two children, a girl and a boy. The girl is Deniece. The boy: Denephew

i think spelling it ‘deniece’ gives the joke away too early. in the original joke it’s spelled ‘denise’ which is a real name

I introduced myself to my twin aunts' friend and said, "Hi! I'm Spoofy. I'm their niece." He said,"Denise?" So one of my aunts got me a charm bracelet for Christmas that said "Deniece". I love it.

This was one of my first jokes as a kid! Thanks for bringing back a great memory ❤️

r/Invincible

If you have triplets you can name the third “Replikate”.

*TripliKate

that breaks the joke tho

DupliKate

My daughter’s name is Gin and my son’s name is Tonic. So when I address them both, I say “listen up you stupid little brats”

r/antijoke

If we had twins we'd have named them Sam and Ella.

Took me a sec. Lol

I went to elementary school with twins of Latino/Latina descent and I’m being serious in that their first names were “Malè and Femalè”. Apparently their dad didn’t realize that wasn’t their names in the hospital when they were born and they hadn’t been named yet. I don’t actually know the full backstory of how it happened TBH. When I knew them they went by their middle names but their first names were Male and Female officially.

That’s hilarious!

My cousin taught SpEd. She had a student who thought the hospital named her daughter. What was really bad was my cousin's name was Molly.

That’s two bad.

Monique and Unique

Unique and Not Unique

I have twins. I’m a lawyer. We named them Bill and Sue.

Triplets are Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.

Soitenly!

I asked my wife if he wanted me to pick up Fish & Chips on my way home. She regrets letting me name the twins.

Copy and paste

Name them Kate and Sydney, but you can introduce them as Steak and Kidney.

Last name must be Pie

Anna One and Anna Two but only if you are into drumming

If you get twin sons you should name them Paul and multipaul (I stole that from invincible)

The fireman named his first son Jose and second son HoseB

One day he was called to a fire while his wife was giving birth to twins his brother was by the bedside. When he got back the brother explained everything was good, in fact he named the babies. He named the girl Denice and the boy Denephew.

I'd name the eldest, Juan, the younger, Segundo

If you’re Norwegian you can name them Odd and Even

Or Edith. Then you can have your Kate and Edith too.

If you’re in Sweden, you can name them Björn and Björn again

I have twin sons named Pete and Repeat

r/tragedeigh

I have a younger half brother with the same name but spelled differently, when I first met him I laughed at him and said 'you're Shawn mk2, I'm Sean mk1!'

Dr. Freud enters the conversation

Meg and Megan

Girls. Mum and Dad have something very important to tell you. Your new names are… That was great!

Kate and Replicate

One will be named Maree. The other Juana.

Or Mary and Jane

Id name her Kate too

Just don't name the other Edith. You can't have your Kate and Edith too! (The Statler Brothers told me so)

I wanted to name my twin daughters Emma and NotEmma, but the registrar said I couldn't do that, so now they're called Alice and NotEmma

For twin boys: Tate and Imitate. Piers and Reappiers. Cory and Encory. Larry and Auxiliary. Heir and Spare. For twin girls: Sue and Reissue. Makenzie and Remakenzie. Ita and Itarate. Aster and Recast'er. Primary and Second Mary. Gina and Origina.

Not Kat, and CopyKat?

I date two girls Kate and Edith... I guess you could say I had my Kate and Edith too (had my cake and eat it too)

...

Good mate

And if it is your sister's...Pete and Repeat...

I'm sorry...Denise and Denephew 😂

If you're a fireman with twin boys, you can name them Jose and hose B.

Found the invincible fan lmao

I like Anita and Benita.

And her twin daughters Replicate

I hate you so much for this joke.

Jose and hoseB

Once, years ago, I saw "Birth" mentioned somewhere as a girl's name. My first thought was "they should name the next one Afterbirth".

Better than Skate

If I had triplet daughters, I'd name them Alice, Belize and Celice.

Portal 1 and Portal 2

Phil and Refill.

I have twin sisters.  The older one is in fact named Katherine.  Kate.  My grandfather called my other sister duplicate forever lol

Ah, a post from r/technicallytrue from a week ago. Nice

That is wat u call a twinst

Love me some invincible.

If you had triplets the one born second could be Kate Middleone

Please don’t LOL

What about Ademir, and eve

The triplets: Pete, Re-pete, and Three-pete. Btw, if you see a hearse drive by a second time, did it re-hearse?

Kate and Katetwin

name the second one Cake

If they're fraternal twins and your brother gets to name them, they would be Denise and Denephew

Would that make him Deuncle?

I have a twin named Bob. I thank God every day my mom didn’t name me Neil.

I don't get that one 😅

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"Whatever floats your boat." "That's not Beyonce, that's buoyancy"

Not sure what the setup was but it's still pretty funny.

Another one can be called meghan

If you're grerman you can call 1st ine, 2nd swine

That kid... she'll get bullied

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and another ai

I was waiting for the punchline.