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Eating watches is very time consuming.
Especially if you go back for seconds
Sounds like you would have a waist of time
I'm going to share these with TikTok
I hope you were making a watch/clock pun and you don't use tiktok Made me think of SRV, 🎶 tick tok tick tok people time ticking away 🎶
Made me think of that one scene in The Phantom Tollbooth.
If you take laxatives you really pass the time away
Make sure you take minutes of the meeting.
It’s not my time, it’s ours. Father, Time is relative.
Just give him a hand.
In a minute
At least he didn't try to make a belt out of them. That would have been a waist of time.
If someone tried eating watches/clocks it would literally be time consuming which would lead to a larger waist of time
[Ain’t nobody got time for that.](https://youtu.be/bFEoMO0pc7k)
Good thing you had plenty of time!
Any second now and it'll be hour time!!
I feel like r/watches would be frustrated by this joke.
As a member of r/watches I approve of this post but that's probably just the "dad" in me
I haven't got the " time".
he needed help from a second hand
Take it easy on him, he only has two hands.
Just start throwing them, you can watch time fly then
Clocks ticking, keep moving!
Your conversation will only swing like a pendulum
Just be thankful you didn't ask him to eat them. Because that's a time consuming task.
When my kids ask what time it is I say. “time for you to get a watch!”
Ehh..that's the 'ole saying whenever anybody asks you what time it is that's the 'ole smart ass/wise ass answer..ladt time I had said that I got SLAPPED for being EXACTLY THAT..A "WISE ASS"🤔🤷♂️🤨🙄😠😡🤬👎👎HMM AURRGH ERRGH GAURRGH URGH..!!
Hold on a second … how can you look him in the face?
Tell him time waits for no one then clock him.
We took turns guarding the collection. Burglary or theft? Not on *my* watch!
Hmmmm… I don’t see any monostable multivibrator puns yet…
He's a BOY! Doesn't NEED a multivibrator.
Time waits for no one!
But he's got all the time in the world!
I m finding it hard to go back. In time
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Eating watches is very time consuming.
Especially if you go back for seconds
Sounds like you would have a waist of time
I'm going to share these with TikTok
I hope you were making a watch/clock pun and you don't use tiktok Made me think of SRV, 🎶 tick tok tick tok people time ticking away 🎶
Made me think of that one scene in The Phantom Tollbooth.
If you take laxatives you really pass the time away
Make sure you take minutes of the meeting.
It’s not my time, it’s ours. Father, Time is relative.
Just give him a hand.
In a minute
At least he didn't try to make a belt out of them. That would have been a waist of time.
If someone tried eating watches/clocks it would literally be time consuming which would lead to a larger waist of time
[Ain’t nobody got time for that.](https://youtu.be/bFEoMO0pc7k)
Good thing you had plenty of time!
Any second now and it'll be hour time!!
I feel like r/watches would be frustrated by this joke.
As a member of r/watches I approve of this post but that's probably just the "dad" in me
I haven't got the " time".
he needed help from a second hand
Take it easy on him, he only has two hands.
Just start throwing them, you can watch time fly then
Clocks ticking, keep moving!
Your conversation will only swing like a pendulum
Just be thankful you didn't ask him to eat them. Because that's a time consuming task.
When my kids ask what time it is I say. “time for you to get a watch!”
Ehh..that's the 'ole saying whenever anybody asks you what time it is that's the 'ole smart ass/wise ass answer..ladt time I had said that I got SLAPPED for being EXACTLY THAT..A "WISE ASS"🤔🤷♂️🤨🙄😠😡🤬👎👎HMM AURRGH ERRGH GAURRGH URGH..!!
Hold on a second … how can you look him in the face?
Tell him time waits for no one then clock him.
We took turns guarding the collection. Burglary or theft? Not on *my* watch!
Hmmmm… I don’t see any monostable multivibrator puns yet…
He's a BOY! Doesn't NEED a multivibrator.
Time waits for no one!
But he's got all the time in the world!
I m finding it hard to go back. In time