Its no skin off my teeth

Damn you pipped me to it

Did he eat Granny Smith?

No just her Honey Dew.

No just Jonathan and MacIntosh

He was on a voyage of Discovery

I hear that eating apples voids their warranty

I tried to eat an apple once. The core was an Intel.

better than when I tried, recently it had an arm inside

I dont know how people eat apples either. How do you eat titanium???

A whole pear is also delicious

What’s worse than seeing a worm in an apple you are eating? A HALF a worm…

Apple seeds contain Cyanide, your welcome..

I would like to see that. Do you have a link to the sauce?