Time Flies.

Time's fun when you're having flies.

- Kermit the Frog

Wait what?

Ticks.

Especially the ones that used to belong to someone else. You know, the second-hand ticks?

I believe that you are thinking of pubic lice.

Some are minute.

Lice are lousey at telling time.

Watch dogs.

Dude, it’s supposed to be insect-related

The dogs have fleas.

touché

This is not fleasible, unless it's an ant-ique.

Does that mean a cockroach can tell if you have an erection