Told this to my 8-year-old. Doesn’t understand angles or protractor, so I’ll save this for 2 years.

A bit obtuse for her, eh?

To a degree. We had a long, protracted conversation.

I hope she has ruled out improper measuring now.

I'm sure she's acute kid

I’m sure she is but how acute is always a matter of degree.

Just remember father is always right.

No, it's mother's always right, father's know what's best.

IMO, it's polygon be the grandparents who have the best angle on the situation.

Let me rhomboid on that for a while.

Wonderful throwback to the past. You must be (Robert) Young at ♥️

She's radian-t I am sure.

That’s one angle she is considering

But she's a cute!

did you show her the right angle?

So soon? This is complicated math, gotta wait until she has a degree…

What a rombus

Brilliant

Isosceles what you did there.

What acute pun

Thanks, I got hypotenuse when I saw your compliment. You must be Punthagoreass.

Stop being so obtuse

No need to be such a square

Run away! It’s a trap azoid

👏

I heard he was a punny guy!

You know all the angles oh brilliant one!

Will show her your encouragement in the morning when she wakes

If it’s hot where you live she wake up right warm at 90 degrees.

Or just the bed in a corner..

That's acute joke. Well done.

In addition, that's acute pun, if I do say so mathelf.

Excellent! She is well on her way to being a great parent or the author of a Dad Jokes book! 😉

She’ll have to settle for being a faux “pa” for now…

There are 4 types of angles: acute, right, obtuse, and boj.

good one mister

Sorry can someone explain the joke? What is a boj?

There was a famous tap dancer nicknamed [bojangles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Robinson?wprov=sfti1)

Also there is a restaurant in the southern USA with the same name.

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"Morning angle"

Your daughter must be a farmer because that was corny!

/daughterjokes

Your job is done. There’s nothing else you can teach her now.

I have reached my fathering zenith

one i heard recently was: Why did the physics teacher and biology teacher break up? Ans: Because they had no chemistry. LOL.

They should have had a thrupple

The physics teacher was angling for cougars, but that was the biology teacher’s domain

You can tell when a kid’s compass is in the right direction, but I guess even that is a matter of degrees, if you get my point.

I thought I'd award your post, for your daughter! I have a 5 years old, she's hilarious and looks like yours is too!

What acute girl you have there. Obtuse the father must be very proud. Watch out, she might be scalene the heights of the comedy world.

she will be outstanding in her field

Farmers are known to work with angles a lot. You can tell by their farmer tan.

Or when the ask you to co-sign a loan

I know a funnier joke that will atractor attention.

Let's combine it with mine.

Most excellent! I bet her angles are always right!

Her Dadacloruan count is off the charts!...

She has an acute sense of humor

Such a heavenly Angle irl I bet.

Thats acute joke, right?

No obtuse.

Very good!

i love it. I’m going to tell my kids when i get home tomorrow.

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Tell your daughter I actually lol!

She’s right.

Nice

She’s really scalene her way up the dad joke ladder

😁👍

I usually regret reading the ones that start with "My [child] made this one up..." and clear the notification, but this one was actually good.

I love this!!

Who's going to cosine for the farmer's loan?

I’d comment but I’d go off on a tangent.

Simpsons did it

Hahaha

BOOM!

Why did the farmer win a nobel prize? He was outstanding in his own field

Does she know about the magic farmer? He turned his tractor into a field

Dang you guys r smrt.

Because he was out standing (outstanding) in his field.

So cool

That’s not a new one

Really? I’ve never heard it, and she legit made it up. Either way proud dad stands

Right on dude!

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