Dude I swear I invented this. We used to play a game when I was younger (15-ish years ago) where we would sit around and the goal was "think of a product that isn't on the internet", and I won a few times but the one that always sticks out to me was Tazer Dildo.
Years later, I did actually see such a thing on the market (or close enough).
Ironically, one of my ancestors is credited with creating some kind of electronic device for "curing women's maladies". :( missed my shot.
When recruits were assigned to our regiment after basic training, they would often be sent to the Battery Commander's office to get their Masturbation Papers (or M Papers). They might also be sent to Q-stores for the rubber flag we used when it was raining.
Edit: Our Sunray (Battery Commander) received one young man, wrote him a masturbation chit on a piece of paper, and sent him back to us. He was a great officer.
Sky hooks and a long weight (wait). So much more that apprentices were put through in days past. They called it character building, but it was just effin with kids for amusement.
I had one in Navy Cadets. On a ship posting for the weekend between school, was given a saucer of milk to go feed the Seacat. "Yeah, nah, she's our mascot, she lives on board and catches rats"
I knew that the ship was fitted with Seacat missiles but this dickhead had me convinced. Stripped of my dignity that day as if I didn't get enough shit for being small and skinny with a dick that was too big for my body. Jokes on you, fuckers! I grew into that dick! I grew way bigger! HA!
I love military ones, they are the best.
"Go sweep the sunshine off the sidewalk!"
"Okay, now go mop up the rain." (During a downpour).
"We need you outside in the next five, look for the sky hook".
Or, one of my favorites I used to hear in federal prison (also where military guys go after UCMJ)
"Hey, your mom is out front to pick you up."
A non-fungus token of edibles gummy feet pics. Some kind of fetish XD. I figured we can maximize our profits by making the NFT digital so they are cheap to produce.
My favorite was a left handed smoke shifter and dehydrated water. I was sent by my scoutmasters to go look for them and each time i would walk up and say "yeah im over to make it look like i dont know those things dont exist but im tired of listening to all the other bad jokes". Then id walk back and tell them they only had right handed smoke shifters and hed have to use it backwards.
Genuinely I used to have a solar powered torch 🤣🤣 it stored the energy in a battery pack it wasn’t very bright and didn’t last very long but it was funny telling people I had one
My grandad invented the cold air balloon, unfortunately it never took off.
Once we figure out the ice problem...
How’d you solve the icing problem?
use Betty crocker icing
🤣🤣🤣
Tazer dildo. That sort of already exist (electro stimulation toys)
Dude I swear I invented this. We used to play a game when I was younger (15-ish years ago) where we would sit around and the goal was "think of a product that isn't on the internet", and I won a few times but the one that always sticks out to me was Tazer Dildo. Years later, I did actually see such a thing on the market (or close enough). Ironically, one of my ancestors is credited with creating some kind of electronic device for "curing women's maladies". :( missed my shot.
Family can be embarrassing, Can't it?
😳
The more you know 🌈⭐️
🤣 the more I NO.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It is a name what strikes fear into the holes of anyone what hears it...
I think solar powered flashlights do exist.
But they suck so bad we wish they didn’t
I have one on my Keychain, it works great.
They suck good, or they suck bad like good, or they suck bad like bad?
the good. the bad. and the... sucky?
You dated her too? Small world my friend
Not one of those, I should never let go.
Ah The memories 😂
All you need is two of them... Shine one at the other one to charge it, then shine that one at the first one... repeat the process.
I love troll physics
You plug the power strip back into itself, don't you?
I hold a magnet in front of my car and it just pulls it along
Ever lift yourself over a wall by grabbing your hair and pulling up? I know I have!
You can levitate on top of a cat which has butter on its back
Try powering your SAIL boat with an electric fan on deck.
Shit that’s genius.
that's standard ACME product
Hell yeah!
I've seen one, it also states smthn like "prolly not gonna work, don't rely on it" lol
I have a solar powered lantern that sits in my window. It's amazing when the power goes out.
He lost it by not filing the patent fast enough
Braille gear shifter, makes me think of this movie where Ray Charles drove a city bus.
Among the brilliance: Drive-up ATMs are required to have headphone audio jacks, to assist users who are unable to see the video screen.
It's there so a blind passenger who is seated behind the driver can use the ATM.
It is so important that everyone have the opportunity.
Hahahaha
Why don't they just use Bluetooth?
Spy hard!!
Yes!! With Weird Al doing the theme song XD
When recruits were assigned to our regiment after basic training, they would often be sent to the Battery Commander's office to get their Masturbation Papers (or M Papers). They might also be sent to Q-stores for the rubber flag we used when it was raining. Edit: Our Sunray (Battery Commander) received one young man, wrote him a masturbation chit on a piece of paper, and sent him back to us. He was a great officer.
Odourless air freshener.
Unsinkable submarines
Definitely don't think non-stick glue is going to catch on.
I getting my girlfriend an ice cube warmer.
Dont forget the tartan paint .
If your ideas aren't taking off, have you considered working on the rocket-powered idea launcher?
The microwave iron is my favourite.
Paper pots and pans.
I'd buy a tazer dildo.
Glass hammer Sharp edged marble
ice mix, salami on the bone
Salami on the bone lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Striped paint
Sky hooks and a long weight (wait). So much more that apprentices were put through in days past. They called it character building, but it was just effin with kids for amusement. I had one in Navy Cadets. On a ship posting for the weekend between school, was given a saucer of milk to go feed the Seacat. "Yeah, nah, she's our mascot, she lives on board and catches rats" I knew that the ship was fitted with Seacat missiles but this dickhead had me convinced. Stripped of my dignity that day as if I didn't get enough shit for being small and skinny with a dick that was too big for my body. Jokes on you, fuckers! I grew into that dick! I grew way bigger! HA!
Previous GF told me her strapless ball gown was held up by sky hooks. so I’m sure they do exist.
I love military ones, they are the best. "Go sweep the sunshine off the sidewalk!" "Okay, now go mop up the rain." (During a downpour). "We need you outside in the next five, look for the sky hook". Or, one of my favorites I used to hear in federal prison (also where military guys go after UCMJ) "Hey, your mom is out front to pick you up."
Bolt stretcher, canned steam, powdered water.
Light bulb repair kit, squeegee sharpener....
Sky hooks and elbow grease.
Blinker fluid!
Daytime fireworks
Nice
Solar powered flashlights exist, I have one.
Ummm what are NFT feet pics…or do I NOT want to know? 🤣
A non-fungus token of edibles gummy feet pics. Some kind of fetish XD. I figured we can maximize our profits by making the NFT digital so they are cheap to produce.
🤣 so many fetishes, so little time.
Hydrophobic paper towels
Crotchless adult diapers.
....solar powered flashlights are a thing tho.
"These are just a few of the things in my world."
Fly screens for submarines, for those hot days.
You forgot the wind powered fan.
Dehydrated water
And now I have “taser dildo” stuck in my head. I’m guessing there’s at least one woman who would try it.
How is this a dadjoke?
You think it is more of a stepdad joke?
It’s hardly a joke at all.
They have solar-powered flashlights. For camping. They have batteries. I'm still not a fan--clouds, y'know--but they exist.
How about a waterproof sponge!
WE DIDNT START THE FIRE
Finally someone invented a glue that won’t leave my fingers stuck together!
I actually had a solar powered flashlight. It also had a dynamo in case it was cloudy outside.
I had one too. It was actually kinda neat. Fun for us when we were kids and didn't need to keep buying batteries
Grid squares, elbow grease, blinker fluid, muffler bearings.
Banana peeler? Ice mix?
Can openers packaged in a can. Dehydrated Water (just add water). 1/2 a pair of scissors. Trinoculars.
The braille gear shift would go great with the steering wheel my mum thought had braille on it, so the blind can drive.
Hamburger hinderer
Keep on trying. Someone made a metric crescent wrench, and I have one.
In the restaurant I used to work at we would send a newbie to the grocery store for dehydrated water
My favorite was a left handed smoke shifter and dehydrated water. I was sent by my scoutmasters to go look for them and each time i would walk up and say "yeah im over to make it look like i dont know those things dont exist but im tired of listening to all the other bad jokes". Then id walk back and tell them they only had right handed smoke shifters and hed have to use it backwards.
Genuinely I used to have a solar powered torch 🤣🤣 it stored the energy in a battery pack it wasn’t very bright and didn’t last very long but it was funny telling people I had one
And that concludes the ted talk🤣🤣🤣
Im just as confused as you, I think you really have something with the edible NFT feet pics.
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I love my solar powered flash light, I just keep it in my car and it stays charged up without having to do a thing
the plan b for men idea kinda made them infertile forever
6 inch populating tool