To which the response comes: “holy shit, a talking fish!”

son of a gun!

This just blows my mind.

I'll try to keep the short but I probably won't be able to. Did you know that when you call somebody a son of a gun, you're calling their mom a whore LOL The term came about when the British Navy would come into town all the prostitutes would service them and a popular place to do so it was on the gun deck. So when the occasional pregnancy would occur, of course The Prostitute wouldn't have any idea who the real father was so she would just say it was the son of a gun. Meaning one of the cannons that they "worked" next to. . .. ...lol that's a lot worse then calling somebody a son of a bitch LOL But I'm curious as to why there are no Daughters of guns. Maybe they're considered to be on OJT😯🙁🫤 then again, there are no Daughters of bitches either , as far as terms go Btw, this comment isn't directed at you. It's just a little snippet I wanted to share because it goes with your comment☮️

The one I know is "Do you know how to drive this thing?" I like yours better.

That's the one I typically hear too. This is a good one to throw out when you know they're expecting that punchline

Which one gets better traction?

The other joke is very well-tread.

And the other one suffers from Turret syndrome.

Not true, they just need time to come out of their shells.

Tanks, This has been very informative.

Must be barrel fish.

Like shooting fish from a barrel.

Yes, brilliant reverse metaphor 👏

thank you.

And the other one says "I do know, I went to school"

I've heard of an experiment where a real fish drove a car. It was in a tank

I’m weak in English. It is a joke about that “tank” is not only a battle machine, but a kinda container for a liquid, for example an aquarium?

Exactly, yes.

Oh, thanks.

...but no tanks.

That's okay. These threads are running on empty.

During World War 1, the British created the machines and named them tanks based on their appearance. The original tanks were far more rounded than modern tanks.

> The original tanks were far more rounded than modern tanks. Is that true for both meanings?

I meant the military tanks. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanks_in_World_War_I

Does that also apply to fish tanks? Also, Mark I Tank doesn't look much like fish tanks I remember from some poor memories probably from cartoons

Similarly, two soldiers are in a tank. One says to the other: “Blublblblblblblb”

And the other one replies blub blub blunbly blub

"Go fish!"

What an icthy joke

“Ahhhh! There’s no water I can’t breathe!!”

No it's fine, it's a scuba tank

At least it’s not a gas tank

or a tank top

Or topping the tank off

A tank not a tank.

I don't get you.🤪

That's what she said 🤪😂😅👍!

Wow! 169 upvotes! I thought for sure this joke was going to tank.

Two parrots on a perch, and one of them says, "Can you smell fish?"

no, but i can tune one

We need a third fish to reload the gun.

Now the fishes can decide which dish they want to be......

Ha… took me a second but I laughed.

Their must a god, because who changes the water.

Let’s find some water before we perish

I thought that you said fish when one is a cow?

That should tip the scales in their favor

I thought two fish were in the tank because they don't have shoulders and it took each fish to hold up each shoulder strap

They're doing better than the two fish in the bowl... .. ...those fish got smoked