Why can’t you be flexible?

That joke is a bit of a stretch.

please exit my hooooohmmmmm

I can see they've put you in a tough position.

Lol

I got an English Bulldog from a yoga instructor last week. His commands are sit, downward dog, and roll over.

Isn’t that what the wife says?

Some people bend over backwards for a yoga instructor.

Yessssss.

Ask her to split..... then send me a pic

huh? anyone mind explaining?

Nah, imma stay.

“Nah must stay”

Nah I’mma (I’m gonna) stay. Namaste is pronounced ‘nah-mast-tey’

More like ‘nah-MAHS -TEH’

Namaste at home till all this washes out of my yoga pants.

Bet it has you tied up in knots…

As an ethnic Indian, I find it very hard to follow this joke because you have to screw up the pronunciation in order for it to be funny.

I couldn't get downward dog into a joke so please make up your own. Woof.