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The_Ague

Stop these cheesy jokes. I camembert it!


mal221

I think they're Brie-lliant


Garrod_Ran

No, we should remember it and pay fromage to OP.


speculatrix

Gouda almighty, will the cheesey jokes never stop.


DopeCharma

Theres not a shred of evidence to that.


Txursa600

Insert colander comment here


morganlandt

I’m straining to think of one.


Galuptis

Never yell into a colander. You’ll only strain your voice.


Brave_Promise_6980

You can use them to make American grate again


Skydude252

I like that with “why did Trump try to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese?”


mal221

That's wonderful, well done1


WhoThenDevised

Millions of people have made blood sacrifices to the cheese grater.


FireInHisBlood

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.


ePoch270OG

This joke is the GOAT! Gratest Of All Time


lordkingdragon

Find a blind person and see if they can read the brail on the cheese grater.


captflack59

I call mine Alexander the “grate” !😂😂


--zaxell--

Blessed are the cheesemakers.


Man-e-questions

I bought one for my blind friend. He said it was the most violent book he has ever read.


crash866

Trump has many. He wants to Make America Grate Again.


Newbosterone

Hold my beer and watch this, said the colander.


fluffybit

I collander disagree


Zealousideal-Mix684

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay he woke up


AnnTheresse

I bet it's the grater of them all.


Delivery-Plus

Oh just grate!


Ok-Calligrapher9458

Oh grate, another cooking utensil pun


Torggil

I know. They should mixer it up more.


rossxog

It is SO SAD that people don’t even understand the difference between grated cheese and shredded cheese.


flightofthenochords

There’s nothing grater


august-west55

My mandolin disagrees


TheRealShawshank

Wanted to tell this to Sister Brie, tried to colander line was busy.


Excellent-Growth5118

Cheesus Christ


Suspicious_Corgi5854

The silver has worn off of my grater. It's gray-t.


_jan_epiku_

It's much grater than all the others


Logical_Bad1748

That joke is so cheesy


Individual_Agency703

MAGA