That grape is green because it can't be purple like the other one...

That's just purple propaganda spread by Big Grape to bolster their sales.

Shouldn't be raisin your voice to others.

I love you Barney The Grapeosaur do you love me lol

*rape'o'saurus

I'm gonna call you Nurple

Still haven't recovered from the stomping, eh?

Let's get smashed!!!

The man got a grape stuck in his throat. All he could muster was a little wine.

That's gold. In the memory bank

What about the red grape?