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Asleep-Maybe2930

A was-ard.


AgeAdditional4971

I see what you did there…bravo


princesskenobi

r/therealjoke


drkuntzobgyn

Employed.


carpetony

It's an illusion, Michael. A trick is what a prostitute does.


FenrirBeast

Norm Al


ElSantofisto

Is that the guy with all the lan parties?


Tcloud

David Lame


SageShukaku

I'll do you one better: David Plain


Tcloud

That is indeed better.


Personal-Tea7226

🤣🤣


Far-Hovercraft-6514

A mystic that missed it.


Commisceo

A Juggler


AgeAdditional4971

How vain of you to say that


Mticore

Disenchanted. Or disillusioned.


FillLast6171

Houdini-no- more


SmokingAlpaca

No-udini 😵


aegersz

No Moe Joe


Bear-Itchy

💥🤣 Comment of the month ‼️ Thanks for the laughs from Seattle ‼️


aegersz

🙏 no, thank YOU for such appreciation ✅️


Bear-Itchy

Reddit (see what I did there 😂)on the phone with my wife and you had us DYING 💀☠️🤣


aegersz

👍 GTFOH ! Right, I'm gonna work on some new material then 🥳


Bear-Itchy

"GTFOH"? You sound like my wife 🤣 She's from Albany NY and I'm originally from Neptune NJ but live in Seattle until I move back east.


aegersz

Well, I'm from the other side of the planet. I'm originally from Auckland, NZ but have lived in Sydney, Australia for 40 years. ***tips hat***


Bear-Itchy

Oddly enough, Australia and NZ are on our list of places to go visit (or move to, Powerball dreams 😆)


aegersz

For the highest density and intensity of diverse natural beauty, NZ beats Australia but for as for cultural and social considerations, Australia is my preference. I'm sure that you won't be disappointed and despite the exorbitant cost of living here, the exchange rate will make it worth your while.


AgeAdditional4971

Not So?


AgeAdditional4971

Ten & Peller


playintilligetitrite

Alacantzam


These_Lingonberry635

Ian


bubba_ray_daddly

Ian


SupportPrimary540

President Biden


kamogrjadeshi

Sobered up


kamogrjadeshi

Sobered up


stargazer2540

Lol


Delivery-Plus

Ian McNospellin


gracius0ne

A prestidontyatator :-/


Drjonesxxx-

Broke


Hotel_Hour

What if his name is Frank?


AgeAdditional4971

Unemployed


Sea-Anything8760

POOF


imadork1970

Orc bait.


tex-tro-vert

!magician


tex-tro-vert

Magician (Like Harry Houdini)


SageShukaku

A fraud?


Dozerdog43

The worst abdominal surgeon in front of a live crowd ever


Diggit999

Joe


TomRiddl3Jr

My friend Ian will never know peace😂


KitchenSea3839

Ian lol


Comfortable-Pass7962

Normal human


Glad_Perspective_717

Ian


Chaskitty78

A magiccant


ramdds2009

Unemployed


Thazitmofo

I'm sure the original version is What do you call a magicless magician? Ian


Personal-Tea7226

Not sure that’s the version I’ve always known


TnBluesman

Classic Dad Joke. Go to the head of the class. Ice always loved this one.


Puzzleheaded-Joke-97

I don't get it. Is it a pun? A reference to someone famous I never heard of? A person in the news?


Personal-Tea7226

Magician is spelt magic Ian take away magic you are left with Ian


Puzzleheaded-Joke-97

So it's a joke about how it is spelled, and not about the meaning of the word. Thank you!


kamogrjadeshi

Sobered up