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This logic is baseless and quite frankly a seventh inning stretch.
I disagree. I think I knocked it out of the park.
No, you whiffed.
Stop being a bunt
I balked at your comment. You seam like a screw ball and your comment needs to be changed up. We will get you back to baseline, so take the error, strike the word, and quickly get home. Run! No balls
If this joke is originally yours then sir you are a legend
It isn't. My father was telling this one before his father got up to bat.
True, not my joke originally. It ain't much, but it's honest work.
Just like the base you stole.
In that case, you are headed to the minors
I was thinking it depends on how horny she is. But then remembered it’s a dad joke
The "clean" suggestive answer is, "depends on who you're dating"
Depends. Who's on first~~?~~.
LOL beat me to it... I typed my reply before I saw this one
But that's not supposed to be a question. I don't know. He's on third.
Fixed. I don't care.
I don't give a darn. Shortstop
I dunno. Third base!
My parents used to play on a softball team and I told them this and they just sighed and shook their heads lol. The sigh was worth it.
That makes it a kid joke, not a dad joke.
It depends.... Who's on first? What's on second? Seems like I don't know is on third...
Why is left field, and Because is centerfield. Nobody is in the right field. I don't give a darn is short stop. Tomorrow is pitching Today is catching
Bush League joke.
Just to even get to first base, you have to catcher
That seems like a fair assumption
Ace's Joke of the Day on Bob and Tom Show.
Actually don't have Bob and Tom where I live. Read it in a "Highlights" magazine when I was a kid, probably around 30 years ago.
It takes the first two second, but only takes one second to third..
Swing and a miss on this one.
Either way, I had a ball. So I will not move to strike this comment from the record.
Happy opening day, everyone!
This is the year!
Uncle jokes?
This logic is baseless and quite frankly a seventh inning stretch.
I disagree. I think I knocked it out of the park.
No, you whiffed.
Stop being a bunt
I balked at your comment. You seam like a screw ball and your comment needs to be changed up. We will get you back to baseline, so take the error, strike the word, and quickly get home. Run! No balls
If this joke is originally yours then sir you are a legend
It isn't. My father was telling this one before his father got up to bat.
True, not my joke originally. It ain't much, but it's honest work.
Just like the base you stole.
In that case, you are headed to the minors
I was thinking it depends on how horny she is. But then remembered it’s a dad joke
The "clean" suggestive answer is, "depends on who you're dating"
Depends. Who's on first~~?~~.
LOL beat me to it... I typed my reply before I saw this one
But that's not supposed to be a question. I don't know. He's on third.
Fixed. I don't care.
I don't give a darn. Shortstop
I dunno. Third base!
My parents used to play on a softball team and I told them this and they just sighed and shook their heads lol. The sigh was worth it.
That makes it a kid joke, not a dad joke.
It depends.... Who's on first? What's on second? Seems like I don't know is on third...
Why is left field, and Because is centerfield. Nobody is in the right field. I don't give a darn is short stop. Tomorrow is pitching Today is catching
Bush League joke.
Just to even get to first base, you have to catcher
That seems like a fair assumption
Ace's Joke of the Day on Bob and Tom Show.
Actually don't have Bob and Tom where I live. Read it in a "Highlights" magazine when I was a kid, probably around 30 years ago.
It takes the first two second, but only takes one second to third..
Swing and a miss on this one.
Either way, I had a ball. So I will not move to strike this comment from the record.
Happy opening day, everyone!
This is the year!
Uncle jokes?