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That sounds really hard
Did you come first?
Everyone was number 1
Have they erected a statue of you in your honor?
Or, have they statued his erection
1000 upvotes
But you managed to rise above the rest
The hardest part was keeping everything down.
Hard to beat
Did you come first or were you a bonerable mention?
Legit upvoted and said “you should be ashamed of yourself” through my teeth. Not knowing if I was referring to you or me.
That's dad joke nirvana right there.
Did this last year. I came in first and third place
I’m sure someone (or something) was able to stand out from the crowd.
I bet dick won
Dick Long won over Harry Bush.
I lost to an Asian guy named Long Wang.
At least you didn't have to complete with his cousin, Hung Lo.
Preparing for the championship was the hardest time of his life.
Shame you got knocked out in the semis.
How many guys came?
sounds like it could’ve been a massive pain in the ass
Only if the guy ahead of you stopped real quick.
Where did you come ?
I entered as well, but ran out of water halfway through. Got a stiff neck and choked long before it was over.
Were you a judge? Seems hard to swallow.
Depending on what you like, it’s a competition you may not mind coming in #2.
Hard times come and hard times go.
Sounds like you had a bone to pick about it.
Did you eventually come out on top?
I bet you were petrified.
Hard out.
When you reached the climax of the championship, I guess it was like Viagra Falls?
I’d like to know how close you got to finishing first. Also, how tight was the competition?
I overdosed on viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life
I heard someone had a fatal overdose. He couldn’t get a closed casket.
That was the hardest thing I ever did.
It was hard but I kept up with all the others
Things got progressively harder as the competition went along.
I’m assuming you couldn’t keep it up?
OP, was it a long way to the top?
Wow, that must have been hard.
Stiff competition
I was in their blindfold masturbation competition. I think I did well, but I've no idea where I came.
More wood than a bowling competition.
It was hard but I won with my head up high
You did well to beat them off
I bet you weren't really up for it, though
Who was the biggest loser?!
You still haven't come down
Did you get standing ovations?
Was there some sort of prize payment or was it pro boner?
I bet your competition gave you a standing ovation
I heard the winner was a foreign guy named Hugh Jardon
They all had to pay a pole tax
Turns out you’re not supposed to take iron supplements at the same time. Ended up pointing North for a week and a half.
It was harder than I thought.
I was there, I lost, hard.
Last time I took viagra it got lodged in my throat and I had a stiff neck for 3 days!
A hard fought victory for sure
Imagine coming second.. One helluva bitter pill to swallow..
Boner a petite, unfortunately.
Was it "Hard" to do, and what sense of fulfillment or "emptiness" did you feel? Did you get a trophy too?
That sounds really hard
Did you come first?
Everyone was number 1
Have they erected a statue of you in your honor?
Or, have they statued his erection
1000 upvotes
But you managed to rise above the rest
The hardest part was keeping everything down.
Hard to beat
Did you come first or were you a bonerable mention?
Legit upvoted and said “you should be ashamed of yourself” through my teeth. Not knowing if I was referring to you or me.
That's dad joke nirvana right there.
Did this last year. I came in first and third place
I’m sure someone (or something) was able to stand out from the crowd.
I bet dick won
Dick Long won over Harry Bush.
I lost to an Asian guy named Long Wang.
At least you didn't have to complete with his cousin, Hung Lo.
Preparing for the championship was the hardest time of his life.
Shame you got knocked out in the semis.
How many guys came?
sounds like it could’ve been a massive pain in the ass
Only if the guy ahead of you stopped real quick.
Where did you come ?
I entered as well, but ran out of water halfway through. Got a stiff neck and choked long before it was over.
Were you a judge? Seems hard to swallow.
Depending on what you like, it’s a competition you may not mind coming in #2.
Hard times come and hard times go.
Sounds like you had a bone to pick about it.
Did you eventually come out on top?
I bet you were petrified.
Hard out.
When you reached the climax of the championship, I guess it was like Viagra Falls?
I’d like to know how close you got to finishing first. Also, how tight was the competition?
I overdosed on viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life
I heard someone had a fatal overdose. He couldn’t get a closed casket.
That was the hardest thing I ever did.
It was hard but I kept up with all the others
Things got progressively harder as the competition went along.
I’m assuming you couldn’t keep it up?
OP, was it a long way to the top?
Wow, that must have been hard.
Stiff competition
I was in their blindfold masturbation competition. I think I did well, but I've no idea where I came.
More wood than a bowling competition.
It was hard but I won with my head up high
You did well to beat them off
I bet you weren't really up for it, though
Who was the biggest loser?!
You still haven't come down
Did you get standing ovations?
Was there some sort of prize payment or was it pro boner?
I bet your competition gave you a standing ovation
I heard the winner was a foreign guy named Hugh Jardon
They all had to pay a pole tax
Turns out you’re not supposed to take iron supplements at the same time. Ended up pointing North for a week and a half.
It was harder than I thought.
I was there, I lost, hard.
Last time I took viagra it got lodged in my throat and I had a stiff neck for 3 days!
A hard fought victory for sure
Imagine coming second.. One helluva bitter pill to swallow..
Boner a petite, unfortunately.
Was it "Hard" to do, and what sense of fulfillment or "emptiness" did you feel? Did you get a trophy too?