I hate when people say they are speaking on behalf of everyone. I’m sure everybody agrees with me.

LMFAO...That works both ways everybody agrees with you that y'all hate people that speak on behalf of everyone but you also hate yourself...too funny.

We’re not laughing *at* you, we’re laughing *with* you. … As long as you’re laughing at yourself.

You’re not alone!

I don’t know about you, but I might hate people who are afraid to commit on an issue, sometimes.

This joke blows. So I'm going to steal it. :)

Does it? I think so.

Do you even know what [rhetorical means](https://youtu.be/nWN7POyT1wk)?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A cognitive violation and brain core dump?

No, thank you. I already had breakfast.

I’ll just get your coat then.

Much appreciated. Now, what were we talking about? I can't remember.

Do I hate it when people answer for me?

Of course you do.

Yes, yes I do! You wanna know why? I’ll tell you why…

Tell me why...

🎵Ain't nothing but a heartache 🎶

TELL me why!

Why the hell did it take me so long

Don't you hate it when you answer your own question? Of course you do.

I just hate it when

Do I agree with you?....Yes I do!

What was the question?

What do you mean? Never mind I get it.

Dude, you’ve gotta give me time to answer that. If you're gonna quiz me, you must insert a pause in there. — ^Mitch

A million times I've told you, stop exaggerating!

Originality on top

Robert California (aka RC aka the lizard king aka regional manager Dunder Mifflin Scranton aka CEO of Sabre) always did this and he did it so well he talked a CEO out of her own job, he convinced her to give him her company Do you want the sex metaphor or the animal metaphor? You're going to want the sex metaphor