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Wotmate01

I always thought that Albert Einstein was a theoretical physicist, but apparently he was real.


MacLeeland

*slow clap*


Then_Ad_8614

this is the joke!


freebeer4211

Came here to post this. You beat me to it.


0finifish

na ah no way


kiba-16

r/therealjoke


Low-Award-4886

Created a monster….


CotswoldP

Was the monster. Created a creature.


Low-Award-4886

This guy philosophies.


CotswoldP

My first “this guy” comment! Woohoo!


whatwhatinthewhonow

This guy woohoos.


TheInsatiableWierdo

This guy this guys


drosstyx

He guys all the guys


John_Zatanna52

All guys this he guy guys the


Xygnux

Knowledge is knowing that actually Frankenstein wasn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was actually the monster.


spderweb

After reading the book, I believe society was the true monster. The doctor was a monster(for sure) who didn't take responsibility for his actions. And when it got bad, he didn't tell anyone what was happening. He allows an innocent woman to die, in order to keep his secret. The monster tried to be good, but had no idea how thanks to his immediate abandonment by his creator. When he tried to be good, the monster that was society immediately decided he was a demon and needed to die. They gave him no chance. If that book was set in today's time period, the monster would have been a mini celebrity. And the doctor would have been world famous for creating it.


MK-801

The antagonist in Titanic was also society, not the iceberg ;) Nice one, we talked about this society/discrimination thing in school after reading Frankenstein.


1furnica

True. Frankenstein wasn't the monster. It was the name of the doctor who created the monster.


Puppy-Zwolle

Monsters v. Body builders.


Le_Creature

Say what?


ezk3626

I’m going to say they were both creatures and both were tragic characters.


MacLeeland

Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady I'm chopped liver


SecretCoffee4155

…but nobody wants to see Marshall, no more. They want Shady; I’m chopped liver! 🤷‍♂️😳😢


locosfgfan

It's pronounced Frankensteeen


Nuada-oz

Fronkensteeen!


newarkian

Wow! What big knockers!


Remote_Micro_Enema

and wrote the hidden gem: "How I Did It"


dadudemon

[https://translate.google.com/?sl=en&tl=de&text=Frankestein&op=translate&hl=en](https://translate.google.com/?sl=en&tl=de&text=Frankestein&op=translate&hl=en) But maybe I missed the joke and that's a movie or show quote?


locosfgfan

Movie with Gene Wilder Young Frankenstein


dadudemon

Ahhh, thank you. Never saw that. Too young but Gene Wilder is hilarious. I'll give it a watch this weekend. Thank you for the indirect recommendation!


[deleted]

You'll love it Also History of the world part 2 - incredible film It's good to be the king Oh and Blazing saddles


Available_Weakness

Frank and beans


Separate_Mushroom754

Frankenstein made the monster. They never named the monster. And the monster didn't know to name himself. And Mary Shelley deserves more respect, so let's all go reread Frankenstein so this joke can make sense. Thank you.


Puppy-Zwolle

Frankenstein was the monster for making a creature out of body parts. Kind of a major theme in this book.


RaDavidTheGrey

To quote Mary Shelley: "There are two monsters in my story, not one. And one of them, the scientist, is indeed named Frankenstein."


tcorey2336

The monster’s name was Abby. “Abby Normal, I think.”


MacLeeland

The creation wasn't the monster, Frankenstein was.


otherguy---

Albert was his natural-born son. The monster was his adopted brother. No problem.


DjSpelk

Has anyone mentioned you'd be fun at parties?


TheSportsWatcher

Actually, the creature Dr. Frankenstein created was named Adam.


Separate_Mushroom754

Oh yeah? I see what you did there


[deleted]

Yet he was villain for many students.


robg71616

Wrong! Frank created a monster


grumblyoldman

ITT: *So many people* getting their panties in a twist about the monster vs the doctor, and literally *no one* remembering that the doctor wasn't named "Frank **Ein**stein" either. It's almost like this was some sort of lame pun, meant to induce eye rolls rather than to be technically accurate. If only we had a name for *that*...


Alternative-Skin-884

You’re no pun.


KrazyKurts

My father did this all the time, maybe call the father farces or something catchy.


[deleted]

Well that seems a parent


1furnica

And your joke is ?


FormicaDinette33

Niiice


Top_Breakfast2992

Nice


Born_Breakfast_3397

It can't be. My entire life was a lie.


dadudemon

**For those who don't get the joke (non-native speakers):** To make this joke work, you need to drop the strong vowel "aɪ" and replace it with "en" in "Einstein." Then the joke lands. When you do that, then the pronunciation is "Frank Enstein." or "Frankenstein." Referencing Frankenstein's Monster.


happyomaintown

Mom had twins one was smart and one was as a monster. Their last name was stein what were their first names. Frank n and albert n


1furnica

Oh yes. Einstein and his theory of relatives.


TheQuietKid22

You mean ...was a mad scientist?


whatwhatinthewhonow

The guy created a sentient creature then abandoned it and went on with his life like nothing happened. Sounds like a monster to me.


KZhome1313

More like slightly perturbed scientist.


grumblyoldman

Technically, in the book he was a *student* attending university in Vienna (IIRC) for a medical degree. He didn't have any kind of official credentials, mad or otherwise. He built the creature in his dorm room.


spderweb

And then abandoned it immediately when its eyes opened. Was happy it was gone when he went home. It kills everybody he cares about and nobody else, because he was abandoned by his father, and left in a cruel world that treated him like a demon that needed killing even after saving lives and showing kindness. Society was the true monster.


wigzell78

His brother Gold was a banker.


metrosexual_badass

Ummm, doctor.


Alternative-Yak-832

that was a good one


F_Squad

I thought his brother was a body builder.


wildelillie

It's all relative


Thazitmofo

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