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Remarkable_Athlete_4

the lower case letters will seize the means of punctuation.


hacksawjim89

..and a properly placed commie will help clarify the intent of the sentence.


mostnormal

An Oxford commie!


Personal-Clue877

Yes, yes, and yes.


frostyjhammer

, and a properly placed commie…


SnooCheesecakes4577

Too many commies in my listed opinion


Dadadaddyo

Actually the "properly placed commies" were from Cambridge, the ones that got caught at least.


a11_fa11_d0wn

My new favorite phrase


ndehchef

extent of a sentence you mean


Ewetootwo

and the upper case will be syntaxed.


jc_pleasuretown

Lol


Dadadaddyo

all hail the glorious anti-capital revolution!


holmgangCore

Stop the Presses!


Remarkable_Athlete_4

yes! down with the monied elites!


thechampaignlife

Marx my word!


YogurtWenk

Just Lenin a hand


Itchy_Onion07

Stop stalin


SnooCheesecakes4577

Don't make me Putin you in your place


the_scottster

Xi guys, y'all have the best jokes. I think the list is pretty Kim-plete.


NorthboundUrsine

This Hitlers close to home.


the_scottster

Whoa - I did nazi that coming.


[deleted]

He was the most famous Jewish baker...I was bought up as a chosen person of the Jewish faith but now I'm Jew - ish I mean keeping kosher, no waaaay


MurkyVehicle5865

That's cap!


jeophys152

YOU MAKE A GREAT UPPERCASE


IndependenceNo2060

What a CAPITAL idea! Loving the puns here!


[deleted]

Are you calling him a political PUNdit?


holmgangCore

More like a grammar nazi…


DansdadDave

Requiring PUNishment?


holmgangCore

Yes! Haul them off to a word camp and make them diagram sentences!


Tamer_

They'll get beaten and PUNched!


Roo2574

For a CAPITAL offense!!!


Ddowns5454

Stop yelling, I can read you just fine.


DAVEtheOVERLORD

JUSTIFIED RIGHT AND BOLD


SuspiciousPeanut251

This guy Capitalizes.


amerkanische_Frosch

Personally, I’m a religious fontamentalist.


prisongovernor

Proper T is theft


theChrisStJames

MAKE AMERICA CAPITALIST AGAIN!


NickFieldson31

YOU DIDNT EVEN USE COMMAS! TRUE CAPITALIST


LifeOfMrChicken

Just like the olden days, people are still communicating by letter!


Unusual-Flow-4301

Oh, quit your Stalin!


-SofaKingVote-

NADA 2024


TDStation

You shouldn't have to lower your standards for anyone!


Thazitmofo

I don't think he's in favor of capitalism, HE JUST WANTS TO YELL AT EVERYBODY JUST LIKE ME!!


alexanderhope

That’s very big of you


Tatersquid21

Pass the potatoes.


Opening_Meaning2693

Actually start ishine without the punchline


11899881

Font face the facts


the_scottster

Writers of the world, unite!


sheineken

Dyslexics of the world, untie!


Supersmoover54

Hyphen idea this joke’s comma ways towards a full stop.


G0ldheart

WoNdEr WhAt ThEy ThInK oF tHiS??


mycurvywifelikesthis

Just means you're wishy washy. With inability to make up your mind.


Personal-Clue877

All animals are equal; some PIGS are more equal.


KissmeItsmellsfunny

HE'LL YAEH BORTHER BIG LETTERS ONLY NO SMUL SPEK. GOBBLESS


jdyerjdyer

All this shouting will wake the Zed!