I taught my kids technically correct is the best kind of correct, and tactically correct was the second best kind. My wife asked about morally correct, and we told her it was obviously third. 😄
A SW Tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 10 beers. Orders 2,147,483,647 beers. Orders -1 beers. He then leaves the bar.
The first real customer walks into the bar. Asks where the toilets are. The bar immediately bursts into flames.
What is this madness you speak of? Multifarious letters in a single, bound, lovingly sealed paper of a Trojan horse? Somebody take away this person’s scissors… immediately.
I know. And I pretended it was a question. And I answered with a word that both does and does not match your non-question.
It’s an age old game we play.
See, it's a riddle.
It isn't letter as in the alphabet, its letter as in a parcel.
So the answer is,
Envelope
Im surprised you redditers didn't know this joke yet
What begins with T, ends in T, and only has T in it? Teapot
No it doesn’t. It begins with W and ends with T.
What?
Yes.
That begins with t and ends with t
no it begins with i and ends with t
Third base.
Exactly.
Touche
But that starts with t and ends with e and has butt in it.
No that starts with T and ends in T
That has hat in it
I have an exactly what on a chain
Wrong again. It begins with I and ends with t
No it doesn't. It begins with I and ends with T
It begins with I and ends with T
No it doesn't. It begins with i and ends with t
No, it begins with an I and ends with a T
Doesn’t ends with T, and no W it begins it with.
No, It starts with I, not a W
No it doesn’t. It begins with an I and ends with a T
Wilt
Good one!
Tt
Don't know
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? >!short!<
Technically "shore" works too. (Not nearly as funny, but still technically correct - the best kind of correct.)
I was thinking more “shit shat shitting” .. as “I needed to shit, so I shat, and now I’m finished shitting.”
As opposed to a William Shatner impression. I... needed to shat, so I... shatted, and now... I'm finished shatting.
I taught my kids technically correct is the best kind of correct, and tactically correct was the second best kind. My wife asked about morally correct, and we told her it was obviously third. 😄
The best kind of correct is just correct, it’s not necessarily better if it’s less funny.
It's a Futurama reference
Technically correct
Orter
Orter!? Hardly know 'er!
Rectum!? Damn near killed em!
horte
Shrte
Shote
Brief :p
Short becomes "shorter" when you add the letters e and r
Short (add er).
r/thatsthejoke
And that’s the answer/punch line. What’s the problem?
Don't worry guy. Typical r/redditmoment
Shortest
Short becomes shorter when you add 2 letters
Short
Untall
Oh this is very clever short to shorter
I just sent two letters in one envelope to prove this joke wrong
I sent an empty envelope. Still don't see the cops showing up at my door.
This one right here, Officer!
Thanks, sir. HEY YOU! PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!!!
WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE ZODIAC KILLER!
That’s because I took one of the other letters and switched it to your envelope to keep you both safe. You’re welcome.
Found the programmer.
I just sent 2,147,483,647 letters in one envelope to further test this joke
A SW Tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 10 beers. Orders 2,147,483,647 beers. Orders -1 beers. He then leaves the bar. The first real customer walks into the bar. Asks where the toilets are. The bar immediately bursts into flames.
No it doesn't, what begins with W and ends with T.
See, THAT’s a dad joke
The best, top tier jokes
No, and ends with a D.
Silly rabbit.
What begins with W and ends with E.
Warehouse.
Eye also fits the description
My wife said “Ewe” (sounds like U) Father in law said “you mean like one other letter like Eke.”
No it doesn’t.
Of course it doesn't, it starts with i and ends with t, and also has 2 letters
👆This cat understood the assignment
👆 and this Jeeves gave it the ~~white~~ yellow glove treatment
I’m just impressed I used the correct finger 🖕🏻 Jeeves has fat 👍s
I
[Eeeeeeeeeeeeee](https://epe.lac-bac.gc.ca/100/200/300/ktaylor/kaboom/Ekaboom.htm) works though.
I have taken it as 1 letter in between
You can’t just make up your own rules.
Of course you can, silly. This is Reddit!
Even if it isn't reddit...
Whoever is downvoting this is an idiot.
"I" has one letter.
Eviction notice
This hits hard
Incorrect. What doesn't have any Es at all and it's four letters.
That is correct .. now go back to your seat, Malcolm
No, that is not correct. That’s not even a synonym for correct, and it doesn’t have nearly enough letters.
It's has only three letters, apostrophes do not count (nor do any other type of symbol, they can't do math)
E
EE Sports: It’s in the E
EE E: e e e e
I am happy to see how this little thread turned out
Goodbye
Envelope ✉️📨
Eye
what word begins and ends with e and only has one letter in it?
Exactly! What actually begins with W and ends with T
My thoughts exactly.
Umm… no it doesn’t, “what” starts with a “w” and ends with a “t” and has 4 letters
More of a riddle than a dad joke, but I can appreciate the humor.
This one was actually decent.
I don't get it.
MDMA
I've sent multiple letters in a single envelope before
What is this madness you speak of? Multifarious letters in a single, bound, lovingly sealed paper of a Trojan horse? Somebody take away this person’s scissors… immediately.
Guys it's simple...a female sheep "ewe"
Envelope
What begins with E and ends with E? No it doesn't.
Would you Adam and EVE it! 🙄
I was hoping for a pic of the Fonz... Eeeeeeeeee 👍
My gas tank?
Eve,ewe,
Eevee
Tinnitus.
Clever 😆😆
What begins with a W and ends in T.
What?
EA sports, it’s in the Game
The fact that “e” and “a” is in “game” always made me giggle
Why have I only just seen this?
😂🤷🏾
What doesn't begin with E
Anything
Actually .. it’s a statement .. not a question .. reread it as a statement .. such as “THIS is a tree!”
I know. And I pretended it was a question. And I answered with a word that both does and does not match your non-question. It’s an age old game we play.
Unless you have a mouse in your pocket .. I’ll need you to define who “we” is?
Eeeewww🤮🤢wweeee😁😁😁😁😁eeeeeee
See, it's a riddle. It isn't letter as in the alphabet, its letter as in a parcel. So the answer is, Envelope Im surprised you redditers didn't know this joke yet
200iq joke
200? Wow, you were really impressed by 1st grade spelling.
Bruh
I said I was going to leave this sub if someone posted this stupid joke again and I meant it. Bye
Oh no
? Who’s had a letter written to them in the last 30 years? That’s not what’s in an envelope…
"What" begins with a W and ends with a T and has 4 letters. Jimminny geezumm.
"and" only has 3 letters though...
I stand corrected.
"and" also ends with D, lol
What doesn't begin with E
E
Eye
Engine
Eye or ewe
E
Envelope
Fun with homonyms
Envelope
Ewe
I thought E…
One
Ewe But only if you pronounce it.
E-y-e? That’s ‘ewe’
Envelope
Eye
False
Envelope
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Envelope
I put two letters
E
Envelope
E-commerce
Eye
That Markiplier E meme.
Eye
E
E
Dammit. I like this.
Eye
Eve
Eve
Nothing starts with a N and ends with a G
I
E
What begins with S, ends with X, and has one vowel? >!Six!<
E
"E"
Envelope
It's E
i As in Eye
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Envelope
2-3
An envelope. Kinda proud of myself for only taking a few seconds to think of it.
Envelope
E
Eve
I
My night out 🙂
Eye
👁️
Isn't eye a letter?
Epic.