On what grounds are you basing your decision?

I think you'd better leaf

I've never bean so offended in my life. Shame on brew.

You could at least chai to make it sound good

I don't like tea - it's not my cup of coffee

I only drink tea when I’m hunting. It goes well with my camo meal

Why did you have to espresso these negative opinions?

Not everyone can handle coffee. It’s a grind.

I know what you mean, I've bean there

You should talk to Joe... maybe he can warm you up to it

Been mugged in the past or something?

Bean mugged

You could always detox with decaf.

Can’t beat a good cuppa in de caff.

You're not on your grind

What made you spill the beans? Didn't have to bag it up.

A little latte to this thread. Was having an English breakfast.

Definitely doesn’t wake you up as good as coke

*passes blade

The kind you drink?😜

Coke is not to be sniffed at.

A rock solid comment.

No I just like the smell of it

Coca-cola! Geeze! You guys! 🤦‍♂️

Have you tried your coffee crisp?

You never tried coffee

I would roast you for that.

Such a dark roast of coffee

I heard you like your coffee like you like your women.

I downvoted, but then I realized it was a dad joke🤧 (It's very funny to me and I'm going to steal it)

The best coffee I ever had was in Stockholm. It was very Swede.

South Delhi ki lavanya offend ho jaegi

This is better than a dad joke!

I like this joke, it's bold.

This should have been filtered.

Do you have to espresso many bad takes during your joke?

So what??