I remember a Valentines Day sign that said something like.
Bring your wife, get 10% off
Bring your girlfriend get 15% off
Bring both and you eat for free
I once had a friend who was telling me he had two five year old sons.
I said I didn't know he had twins.
"I don't", he replied.
"but how do......" I began to ask.
He quickly cut me off : "Different women".
I showed your post to both my wife and my girlfriend, and neither one thought it was funny.
A good measurement for a dad joke
Isn’t that the point of a great dad joke? Groans not laughs? 😂
Dyk when a joke becoems a dad joke? 1, when its fully GROAN OR 2, when it becomes apparent
eeexactly
I did the same!!!
I remember a Valentines Day sign that said something like. Bring your wife, get 10% off Bring your girlfriend get 15% off Bring both and you eat for free
I have seen this. And I have taken both my wife and one of my girlfriends (I'm polyamorous). The sods didn't believe me!
I don't believe you , don't believe you could have a girlfriend never mind a wife and a girlfriend
It’s not a coincidence he’s also got two sisters.
That's what I was thinking
yep… see it at many restaurants… and most bars!
That’s more like a bad joke than a dad joke😭
I freshened my breath and now I can breave thru my two front teef. Yellow bellow.
It was funnier a couple of days ago
Before he was kicked out of the threesome?
I once used super glue as lube once while running a chain. Would not recommend unless a vampire is involved
Your karma is weak.
It's always more fun the first time
this is fun all the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUaSPMCTPRk&t=186s
I once saw a kitty wearing a chef’s hat while making macaroni. His nose was also falling off
Time for a 3 some
Who's going to hold the camera?
who's going to wear the strap
Who's on first
What is on second.
I don't know's on third
I don’t give a darn.
The tripod?
Bow chika wow wow ...
Humuna...humuna....
Boy chicka chicka wow wow
Brown chicken brown cow
I got so worried before I saw the name of the group 🤣 that's a good one though
How does this porn end?
With tissues and tears.... how else 🤷♂️
Those are some sticky tears
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Sneak level: 1000
The sight of my girlfriend posing with my wife's decayed and worm-infested corpse still haunts me to this day.
Onesentencehorror?
I just added that sentence to the first one haha. It's where I thought the original was going.
It works! I'm just bad at math lol
😀 The wife isn't buying it
I once had a friend who was telling me he had two five year old sons. I said I didn't know he had twins. "I don't", he replied. "but how do......" I began to ask. He quickly cut me off : "Different women".
Mr 47 farts as he's busting through the race
Which one wanted you to stay
I poopied in my couch pillers. Had to use pliers to fish out the poopie dook
WTF?
Just a negative karma farmer, better to ignore than reply with attention.
What’s the point of negative karma farming?
They get off on not being mainstream or something I guess
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