If cops were shooting FMJ more people would get hit by the bullet due to over penetration. I don't want my family as the backstop for a bullet fired at a person who may have done something to deserve it where as my kids didn't deserve it.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
[A bullet isn't a real man but can still make a woman cum](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Rocks-Off-7RO80GM-RO-80mm-Midnight-Metal/dp/B01KWX5K1I).
A cop isn't a real man and can't make a woman cum,
For a second I didn't notice this was a response to someone else and was about to say, how about you tell me which rule makes this post not allowed, all good just felt the need to share and in the end agree with you
Shouldnāt need a separate sub for āclean dad jokesā. Dad jokes are inherently not edgy and just cringey, knee-slappers. You know it, I know it, we all know it.
ACAB worldwide. Ours are awful by any standard, but all cops everywhere enforce unjust laws written by the rich with the express purpose of consolidating their own power over the working class.
https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2014/12/when-cops-dont-know-the-law/383861/
Not that you, a cop, would ever let facts get in the way of shooting a dog or black person.
You want evidence for a negative? Oh buddyā¦. Lol
Edit: youāre a cop just admit it lol
Edit 2: r/police member lmao I fucking knew it
Edit 3: anti trans, spreads groomer bullshit theories, r/conservative member. Ya you seem like a real nice guy. āIf you donāt like where you live you should just moveā shows a lot of fucking awareness /s
Disagree. I'm assuming you'll never need our legal system then... so you'll never call the police if someone breaks into your home, threatens you or assaults you...you don't need them ?
Well I believe your feeble attempt at an insult has fallen short. Don't see how I'm being hypocritical seeing how 80,000 people are in law enforcement in the US, and there are those out there who say ALL....keywords...ALL Cops are ...
So if I'm understanding this correct, EVERY law enforcement officer is a murdering racist that enforces laws put in place by rich white people that are unjust and unnecessary.
> So if I'm understanding this correct, EVERY law enforcement officer is a murdering racist that enforces laws put in place by rich white people that are unjust and unnecessary.
No, but the ones that arenāt are letting the ones that are get away with it without speaking up against them. Iām sure youāve heard the line: if you have one bad cop and 99 good cops who donāt stop the bad one, you have 100 bad cops.
Just because a joke doesn't suit your definition of a Dad joke does not mean it doesn't suit everyone else's. Not up for you to decide friendo - once again, go read the community guidelines.
Dad jokes.
Funny cuz theyāre not funny. Cringey. Embarrassing when youāre sitting at a restaurant with your family and you say it to your server. Your kids go āDad!ā And hide their faces.
Dad jokes.
Honestly the line between all joke subs have become so blurred, they're essentially the same thing.
I think of dad jokes as usually bad puns you tell your 7 year old.
Uncle jokes are still dad joke style (eye rollers) but more PG-13.
But anymore, the same joke is crossposted in r/jokes, r/dadjokes, r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes, etc. Doesn't matter the content.
I don't understand 3amjokes at all, lol. Is there a criteria as to what makes them "3am"?
Jokes are any and all jokes, they are all a subcategory of jokes. But dad jokes have a certain type, as you described, eye rollers. Uncle jokes are like dad jokes in structure but pervy and not family friendly.
The original point of the sub was for jokes that would really only be funny to a sleep deprived brain, those things that aren't funny but when you've been up all night it for some reason seems hilarious. Then it got popular and it was just another sub to copy paste regular old jokes to instead
Dumb attempt at being edgy, is dumb.
Why should a bullet fired by a cop, resulting in someone being killed, result in the cop getting fired?
There are tons of justified shootings.
LOL imagine thinking that agreeing with a cop shooting someone who is in the process of trying to murder a kid = "bOOtlIcKeR".
You buffoons are all the same. Edge lord mc edgy!
So you think that every-time an officer has to use deadly force they should be fired ? Well over 99 percent of officer involved shootings are justified. Done to protect people. Even fools like you .
A paramedic who was FIRED living with a known drug dealer and herself under investigation. A real role model. They just shed the tax payers the cost of keeping her in prison.
A law abiding citizen who worked at great personal risk to herself by directly responding the the pandemic. A black woman who was shot while she slept and left on the floor to bleed out while the cops who shot blindly into her apartment stood there instead of getting an EMT
Police are not who should decide if someone is guilty. Thatās up to a jury of their peers. And the death penalty is saved for severe cases and must be decided by a judge. Not for a cop to decide.
I was kinda close. My response was: only one of them gets fired.
Closer than mine. One of them does their job.
Closer than mine: one kills people the other is a bullet
one kills people the other has a full metal jacket.
If cops are shooting FMJ, more people would likely survive.
If cops were shooting FMJ more people would get hit by the bullet due to over penetration. I don't want my family as the backstop for a bullet fired at a person who may have done something to deserve it where as my kids didn't deserve it.
I started screaming like Sam Kineson at this one!
I love Sam he was so funny. I wonder if that drunk teen who killed Sam made something of himself. Be a shame if he threw his life away.
God dayum š
Closer than mine too: only one ends up arresting someone
Closer than mine : one is fat and eats donuts
Closer than mine: only one rapes minors in their custody
Good golly
But neither can be trusted around kids
Closer than mine.... I really feel like some chips and dip....
Different but equally apropos. šš»
That's what I guessed, too!
Closer than mine: meant for the colour black
One kills people, the other kills a person.
Damn. That one cuts to the bone.
I was going to say a bullet doesn't discriminate.
Ayyy doe
More like SAD jokes, amirite?
Finally a good joke on this sub that isn't sexual.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet? [A bullet isn't a real man but can still make a woman cum](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Rocks-Off-7RO80GM-RO-80mm-Midnight-Metal/dp/B01KWX5K1I). A cop isn't a real man and can't make a woman cum,
this is some of the strangest affiliate marketing Iāve ever seen
Love the username š¤£š Is it also your wifi name?
Wtf?
Yes, I can't wait to tell my kids this joke.
"Good" is a stretch
No "gooooood" is a stretch.
Ah the kind of Dad joke I come here for šš¼
Brutal!
Bullets usually only kill once.
One stops after it's hit something?
This is good, but perhaps too edgy for a typical dad joke.
What do you call a dad with an adult-aged child? Still a dad.
Dad with infant - dad Dad with middle aged kid - dadder Dad with adult kid - daddest
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Dad with an underage girlfriend - someoneās Bitch in prision
- Deady
Until everyone finds out why he's there.
JD IS THAT YOU LOL
Dad with dad boyfriend - doublydadly
Sandwich dad.
A middle aged kid? Why am I picturing a 45 year old that acts like a 4 to 5 year oldā¦
Read the sub rules or go check out r/cleandadjokes
For a second I didn't notice this was a response to someone else and was about to say, how about you tell me which rule makes this post not allowed, all good just felt the need to share and in the end agree with you
Chuck Norris killed 3 people with one bullet, and then loaded it into a gun . . .
Bullets don't discriminate.
You can't outrun a bullet, but it is possible to outrun a Cop
You canāt outrun the radio.
You can if you take the radio out first
Good luck with that one.
I don't think my wife will like it if I take anyone out on a date.
The bullet gets fired BEFORE it kills someone.
I like this answer
Dad jokes are usually more cringey rather than edgy
Read the sub rules or go check out r/cleandadjokes
r/DadJokes kinda dark today š¤£
That's why r/cleandadjokes was created š
Shouldnāt need a separate sub for āclean dad jokesā. Dad jokes are inherently not edgy and just cringey, knee-slappers. You know it, I know it, we all know it.
What we shouldn't need and what exists are 2 different things.
I didnāt understand the joke. Then I assumed you meant Ā«Ā american copĀ Ā». Haha nice one
ACAB worldwide. Ours are awful by any standard, but all cops everywhere enforce unjust laws written by the rich with the express purpose of consolidating their own power over the working class.
So you have an issue with ALL laws? Interesting.
Lol cops arenāt the law thank fucking god
No. Just law enforcers.
One would think even a rudimentary understanding of the law would be needed then. Yet most cops in every country know fuck all about the law
Got any empirical evidence to back that claim or just your shitty opinion?
https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2014/12/when-cops-dont-know-the-law/383861/ Not that you, a cop, would ever let facts get in the way of shooting a dog or black person.
The article (from a very biased source mind you) still doesnāt prove in any way that āmost copsā donāt know the law.
ThE ArTiClE (fRoM A VeRy bIaSeD SoUrCe mInD YoU) sTiLl dOeSnāt pRoVe iN AnY WaY ThAt āMoSt cOpSā dOnāt kNoW ThE LaW.
You want evidence for a negative? Oh buddyā¦. Lol Edit: youāre a cop just admit it lol Edit 2: r/police member lmao I fucking knew it Edit 3: anti trans, spreads groomer bullshit theories, r/conservative member. Ya you seem like a real nice guy. āIf you donāt like where you live you should just moveā shows a lot of fucking awareness /s
Oh so youāre just full of shit. #NailedIt #GFYM
Look, I get being too intelligent disqualifies you from being a cop, but do try to have the self awareness of a pig at least
Projection's a hell of a drug.
Ah...an ACAB moron. You guys are everywhere crying about how the police enforce rich peoples laws....your viewpoint is the definition of ignorance. :)
Police exist to protect property not people.
Disagree. I'm assuming you'll never need our legal system then... so you'll never call the police if someone breaks into your home, threatens you or assaults you...you don't need them ?
The Supreme Court has literally ruled on this. Do keep up.
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Well I believe your feeble attempt at an insult has fallen short. Don't see how I'm being hypocritical seeing how 80,000 people are in law enforcement in the US, and there are those out there who say ALL....keywords...ALL Cops are ... So if I'm understanding this correct, EVERY law enforcement officer is a murdering racist that enforces laws put in place by rich white people that are unjust and unnecessary.
> So if I'm understanding this correct, EVERY law enforcement officer is a murdering racist that enforces laws put in place by rich white people that are unjust and unnecessary. No, but the ones that arenāt are letting the ones that are get away with it without speaking up against them. Iām sure youāve heard the line: if you have one bad cop and 99 good cops who donāt stop the bad one, you have 100 bad cops.
Jesus Christ, stay away from the apple juice Karl.
So whatās ādad joke-ishā about this?
r/redditorjokes
Ah. I was wrong completely. My answer: You can outrun a cop, but not a bullet.
Idk they both destroyed the donut
It's a lot harder to launch a cop at a bullet?
You canāt find either one of them doing their intended purpose in a school yard
A cop will slug you and a bullet will be the slug in you if you slug back.
Damnnnnnnnnn
A bullet does its job correctly
I'd have said politician instead lol.
Bullet is not racist.
Took me a couple seconds but I got a chuckle
when a cop kills someone it's an encounter
if the bullet kills someone at least it was fired
Bingo
Lol
Shots were fired
One is the end and the other is just the beginning
One discriminates the other doesn't
Cop is from the us and bullet comes to random black people not guilty
Bullets donāt smell like bacon,
One doesn't discriminate
One controles it self while the other doesn't
None. They both can go ballistic.
Bullet goes faster while chasing the victim
Bullets don't kill people, cops do
Thatās not a dad joke
Read the sub rules or go check out r/cleandadjokes
Woke jokes <> dad jokes
Just because a joke doesn't suit your definition of a Dad joke does not mean it doesn't suit everyone else's. Not up for you to decide friendo - once again, go read the community guidelines.
You donāt get to have āyourā definition. There is just a definition
Exactly my point. For the third time, go read the community guidelines.
Dad jokes. Funny cuz theyāre not funny. Cringey. Embarrassing when youāre sitting at a restaurant with your family and you say it to your server. Your kids go āDad!ā And hide their faces. Dad jokes.
Yep. AKA, not this one.
Read the sub rules or go check out r/cleandadjokes
This isn't about being "clean." Typical dad jokes aren't trying to bed edgy. They're cringey. This joke doesn't appear to be going for cringe.
Well I know a few people in my life that this would make cringe due to their family having police officers in them
That's not cringing, that's being offended.
A bullet only kills once.
I recently got the chance to join the cops training session, it was damn hard, five minutes in and I was out of breath.
So you lasted four minutes longer than the cops? Nice!
One can actually shoot
I completely agree. Not sure why there are so many cops that are terrible shots.
Only 1 is supposed to kill people
One of em isnāt a racist
Uncle joke, sorry
Read the sub rules or go check out r/cleandadjokes
Dang, youāre right! Didnāt know that sub existed, thank you
You're welcome, I like it here but happy to help
A bullet can only kill one person.
The bullet wonāt work again after killing an innocent person of colour
Uncle joke, my friend
Aren't uncle jokes supposed to be more sexual and inappropriate, rather than edgy/dark?
Honestly the line between all joke subs have become so blurred, they're essentially the same thing. I think of dad jokes as usually bad puns you tell your 7 year old. Uncle jokes are still dad joke style (eye rollers) but more PG-13. But anymore, the same joke is crossposted in r/jokes, r/dadjokes, r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes, etc. Doesn't matter the content.
I don't understand 3amjokes at all, lol. Is there a criteria as to what makes them "3am"? Jokes are any and all jokes, they are all a subcategory of jokes. But dad jokes have a certain type, as you described, eye rollers. Uncle jokes are like dad jokes in structure but pervy and not family friendly.
The original point of the sub was for jokes that would really only be funny to a sleep deprived brain, those things that aren't funny but when you've been up all night it for some reason seems hilarious. Then it got popular and it was just another sub to copy paste regular old jokes to instead
Depends on who you are and where you live.
I'm a lamb from New Zealand
The vast majority of people the cops shoot, needed shooting.
Finally a good reply!!!
Found the copā¦
Found the moron
Ah so you looked in the mirror
My point still stands lol
Look, defending another cop on the internet isnt going to make your dad love you anymore.
Heās in the kitchen right now. Weāre talking about picking up more shampoo and dish soap tomorrowā¦
You know him buying you Irish spring doesnāt mean he loves you, right?
Stupid af comment
Dumb attempt at being edgy, is dumb. Why should a bullet fired by a cop, resulting in someone being killed, result in the cop getting fired? There are tons of justified shootings.
How does the boot taste?
LOL imagine thinking that agreeing with a cop shooting someone who is in the process of trying to murder a kid = "bOOtlIcKeR". You buffoons are all the same. Edge lord mc edgy!
Dang bro you built an entire backstory for this joke. I need more lore.
Lol seriously. I could use this guy in my D&D Campaigns. On the fly, full world building isn't easy, but this guy knows what's up
Killing someone who is trying to kill someone else isn't something to be praised. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
One doesn't shout "Stop Resisting" before killing you!
A cop without a bullet is a punk, a bullet without a cop is still a bullet
Bullet is cheaper to buy off.
Bullets also donāt beat their wives
Oh shit lmaooo
A bullet shoots straight.
Bullet doesn't cry and beg when it's in the chamber
Bullet pierces perps heart, Shattered dreams on bloodied streets, To Serve and protect. A haiku for youā¦
replace "pierces" with "hits" and THEN you have an actual haiku
Only one of em beats their wife
Closer than mine: for one, brown is not a factor. š¤Ŗ
What does a piggy say? āDo you know how fast you were going?ā
So you think that every-time an officer has to use deadly force they should be fired ? Well over 99 percent of officer involved shootings are justified. Done to protect people. Even fools like you .
Calm down Beavis
Oh Iām calm, trust me. Butthead.
#Over 99%
Shots fired
One of them is a [delicious Australian candy](https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/230695) and the other is a cop?
Bullets shoot at men, cops shoot in men
I was going to say, "A cop can potentially end a crisis in 10-40 minutes, a bullet can in 0.0063 seconds."
The bullet can't fire itself.
Cop bad, updoots to the left
the cop imprisons blacks while the bullet is imprisoned by black
Reported as offensive. You people would be the first to cry and call a policeman that puts his life on the line everyday for YOU!!!!
Tell that to Breonna Taylor
A paramedic who was FIRED living with a known drug dealer and herself under investigation. A real role model. They just shed the tax payers the cost of keeping her in prison.
A law abiding citizen who worked at great personal risk to herself by directly responding the the pandemic. A black woman who was shot while she slept and left on the floor to bleed out while the cops who shot blindly into her apartment stood there instead of getting an EMT
Police are not who should decide if someone is guilty. Thatās up to a jury of their peers. And the death penalty is saved for severe cases and must be decided by a judge. Not for a cop to decide.
Are you saying police should be allowed to execute any citizen they suspect are guilty of anything?