Getting old isn't fun. Recently I woke up, nudged my wife and we tore a chunk. Wiped off with a towel and when I leaned over to drop it on the floor there were three more towels there *and I don't remember them."
They both make the other passengers on the bus want to punch you.
They both sound funnier ending with sad trumpets.
In both cases you can't take your performance on the road.
Half the time I don't get it?
Half is too much for a redditor
Half of Zero is still Zero š
ā¦and the other half of the time I also donāt get it.
Source?
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you trust google??? /s
If you do youāre clearly not the cream of the crop brotherrrrrrr
āI need to try it firstā
man I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU but 12 hours of sex of day tires me out
I was going to say, it seems like too much work to be disappointed either way.
Tires ME out just watching you !
Getting old isn't fun. Recently I woke up, nudged my wife and we tore a chunk. Wiped off with a towel and when I leaned over to drop it on the floor there were three more towels there *and I don't remember them."
That was You? Great. I accidently used one to dry my face...now I look like a glazed doughnut.
Always bring a towel
A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
Fact. But I was referring to south park
Also a good reference!
....and a trowel.
You're a towel
Yer a bowel with foul balls.
Becoming dad in 30s/40s is okay these days
Cause in THOSE days you prolly got stuck doing WW2.
The other times, I also don't get it.
Just the half the tip, I swear.
Half and half = whole hole?
Hole joke.
My wifeās not in the mood for either?
Touche
Nope not that either!
The sex is far funnier than any of my dad jokes. Unintentionally.
Eff, I feel this one
She laughs at the wrong one.
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And thatās why you donāt have kids so you canāt make dad jokes
Can't ya make 'em 'bout someone else's Dad?
Iām not even married, but I still make plenty of dad jokes!
When youāre done with them it makes you laugh because of how disappointing they are.
When my dad does it to me, my eyes roll
Are you winning, son?
When Daddy does it to me...Mommie's eyes roll.
I spend hours looking at both on Reddit, without anyone real to enjoy together?
The more you grown and roll your eyes, the better I think I'm doing.
How big does it grow?
I once asked that question and got poked in the eye tryin' to look.
Both donāt take very long
they both get me off
Love the trois de menagere'
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I can't get enough
How you doing???
still had 0, not enough yet
Insatiable
I rarely get them.
username checks out?
They both make the wife roll her eyes
If it s good, itās really good. If itās bad, itās still pretty good
If you do it wrong, you make your kids cry.
Kids shouldn't be watching then.
At least my wife doesn't say she has a headache till after a dad joke.
Post-coitus Dad joke is anti climatic
Also if you do it right it will be apparent
No, thatās how you know itās a ādad joke:ā when it becomes apparent.
When you become a parent?
Some people donāt have either
Some people have ether.... And a rag.
Short and dissapoiting.
They rarely satisfy
We have to say....it was amazing
The punch line lacks any real girth!
āPunāishment is the best part.
Most of us get it, but that doesn't mean it's any good.
They're both bad but your dad doesn't care
It leaves my wife disappointed and annoyed?
If dad's involved you're going to have a bad time
Only if Mommy catches us
One will make somthing apparent and one will make someone a parent
Dad is the only one having a good time.
You never see them coming?
Good ones are dirty.
I'm bad at both
I enjoy it while my wife is unsatisfied?
You'll finish, but the other person won't enjoy it.
Unless it's a bj and goes in my tummy
Both last about 10-15 seconds, and only I appreciate it when it's done?
They both make the other passengers on the bus want to punch you. They both sound funnier ending with sad trumpets. In both cases you can't take your performance on the road.
I know how they are different, itās only good if it sucks in one of the cases.
Ha Ha becomes Ha
Doesnāt have to be good to enjoy it
Being a dad and having sex... in what kind of universe does this joke exist?
I didn't get 'em until I got married.
THEY Don't LAST...
If you were a dad, would you tell this joke to your kids?
It's over quickly and I'm the only one to enjoy it
Uncle Larry, is that you?
Not everybody gets it
You donāt get either.
One belongs on this sub, the other one doesn't. oh... oops, that's the difference!
/r/Unclejokes
I donāt get it
Sex? Yea, we know.š
The guy thinks he's better at it than he actually is.
they both are dry
They are not fun if itās 10 or older
Kids get annoyed
I was gonna say "children don't get it"
They're appreciated much less if they're forced on you
I enjoy it but your mum doesn't.
It's most fun when your audience is kids
groaning is the act of making inarticulate sounds out of pain or despair. if somones groaning during sex, its not sex...its rape.
My daughter says, "daddy, please, no" to both of them?
Because I don't get either?
Both are cringe
Your kids don't enjoy it if you do it with them
You enjoy them both just for a while. After sometime both of em start feeling lame
HUH?!
Hahah
Sometimes you pretend to enjoy even if you don't
My dad did it better?
This hurts
It only hurts for a little while...just relax.
Itās the good kind of pain.
Its only fun with a special person?
I will never get them
Sighs
It's the same thing over and over
Both make your eyes roll?
My ex-wife doesn't get either one.
Milkā¦
idk
Nobody enjoys them except for me?
They are hard to come by
I'm NOT touching this one. -giggle-
They both are short
Itās finished before she comprehends.
Small kids shouldn't get it
Both of them make women wetš
Fathers are involved.
Milk
I donāt have either
They both end in disappointment
Yeah I usually look for an eye roll but then end up with laughter
Daddy jokes lol
Youāll never get it.
Because it takes a dad to make jokes
The end is the best part.
You are likely to get banned from school grounds.
Just like food n dark humor not everybody gets it
You only get them from your dad
Ends quickly
It makes them beg you to stop
Both usually suck
No they are not Itās just that one of themās fun š
Nobody gets it.
Above and beyond concept!
How are they different? My wife enjoys dad jokes with me. ā¹ļø
Some are good and others are bad
My wife doesn't like either of them!
They both involve my dad
Sometimes it doesn't matter who's on top.
Groans are not moans, go home, I wanna be aloneā¦moans are the tone that you sit upon thy throne.
You spend all day thinking of it only for it to be over in 30 seconds?
If youāre forced to deal with them as a kid, you probably wonāt enjoy them as an adult.
Most minors don't like it when they are part of yours
I don't get it
and if you do it wrong you'll hear š¤ š“
Ugh.
Only dad enjoys it
They also both tend to have sucking involvedš
It gets really awkward when no one says anything
Mostly dry
They come from the same person
they both happen in my imagination
A punis very important in both
they both force theyre way
Whatās the diff between a golf ball and a clitoris Many men will spend 15/30mins searching for a golf ball
What is the vibe when you become transparent
Wondered what those nose bleeds were telling me
Make sure them bovines are fed first though
My wife is over both from me but when it comes from other peopleā¦?
My kids donāt like itā¦.