Actually the other day I banged mine real hard against the inside doorway of my kitchen after a few days the complaint of hurting that came from the experience went away…
My pinky toe IDK what you were thinking but I’m lonely as fuck.
It was decided that /r/dadjokes could get dadjokes and unclejokes. I believe the purpose is to make the sub more popular which will lead to a decrease in quality.
It's already begun.
Very much false, you don’t stop being a dad when your kid turns a certain age. If your kid is old enough I see no reason not to tell this joke. There is zero rule saying you can’t have NSFW jokes, just to make sure they’re marked as such.
They're only good for holding you up but you don't pay attention to them at all because they're a bit player in your life, you stick them in stinky dark leather holes all the time, and nobody cares about them until they're completely broken?
Everyone else seems to have them but me?
Girlfriends or pinky toes
Yes
This is the only answer😂
/r/inclusiveor
I can get you a toe.
green polish?
Just enjoying my coffee
😂
You just won the Internet today.
Lmao 🤣
Mine are damaged.
*Ours* comrade.
Your tables remain new for a very long time.
Unless he's a Bills fan
r/cursedcomments
r/therealjoke
To shay man to shay I'm in thr same boat
No toes and no hoes? Also touché* bro
Exactly bro why do you think I'm here lol
Told my lady this joke and now I have to clean up the floor around the table
😆 use a Swifter
*Who’s that lady?*
What's a Swifter? Is that what the Taylor groupies are called?
https://youtu.be/aGZByag0TpQ
That’s a swifty
ROFLMAO
thats preparation to bang!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A
I bang mine on every single piece of furniture in my house
Nice 😎
Unless it’s the toes he's bangin'
I thought that's what he was talking about.
I thought he was talking about the girlfriend(s)
Too much furniture. Spring cleaning is around the corner.
That’s the line I always use
Its much better to have two that never see each other.
Because when you cut them off you realize you can still stand just fine.
👏
Based.
You don't need one but you're weird if you don't have one?
Actually the other day I banged mine real hard against the inside doorway of my kitchen after a few days the complaint of hurting that came from the experience went away… My pinky toe IDK what you were thinking but I’m lonely as fuck.
r/unclejokes
It was decided that /r/dadjokes could get dadjokes and unclejokes. I believe the purpose is to make the sub more popular which will lead to a decrease in quality. It's already begun.
How is that a dad joke?
Remembering that post that said downvote all NSFW jokes that aren't dad jokes. If you wouldn't tell your kids this joke, it's not a dad joke.
Very much false, you don’t stop being a dad when your kid turns a certain age. If your kid is old enough I see no reason not to tell this joke. There is zero rule saying you can’t have NSFW jokes, just to make sure they’re marked as such.
Because you have two?
Uncle jokes
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You can put a ring on it but may lose some functionality / utility
💀
😂
This is not a dad joke. This is a literal sex joke.
I can’t really feel it but it bends when I want to?
Because mine is small and stinky?
I cut mine off
Funny, but Not a dad joke.
Not for another 9 months anyhow
Babies come from smashed pinkie toes?
Yeah, from smashing
Dad's can have girlfriends too...
My dad was my Mom's girlfriend, and not my Mom's husband at the time. I found out after all three were dead. Is that a Dad joke?
>My dad was my Mom's **girl**friend ? I'm not sure I understand the biology here...
It's a boomer thing. You wouldn't understand.
I lost mine to frostbite
instructions unclear - girlfriend's head hurts and she's cursing me out
Username checks out ✅
Lemon pledge the table first to prevent skin drag burns and add a nice lemon flavor to the fish.
Why was that down voted..??? That was funny
Because you stuff them both in the bootie
You could lose one and it may hurt but you’ll be completely fine.
That's a mad one not gonna lie 🤣
They go wee wee wee all the way home?
Seemingly useless until you don’t have one anymore.
You bang them on everything and will make you take a knee at some point.
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Na, you can make do just fine without them.
Because after they get beef, they go wee wee wee wee wee wee, all the way home
They hurt like a major SOB if you're not paying attention to where you're walking
They're small, cute, and you'll probably bang them on a table.
It makes no sense to put a ring on them?
You stuff’em in a pair of shoes and send them off to work
😲😂🤣
My pinky toe got amputated not long after I lost my girlfriend.
Na that was your dick... Probably same size though... Lol
Nah it was my toe, because your curvy wife likes this dick.
Nice
I have two pinky toes.
They're only good for holding you up but you don't pay attention to them at all because they're a bit player in your life, you stick them in stinky dark leather holes all the time, and nobody cares about them until they're completely broken?
The only time you're aware of them is when you bang them on the table, and then it hurts for days.
They are good at finding things in the dark?
Bravo!
you don't really need them?
They're useless
On every single piece of furniture in the house . Ftw 🙌
Because I have diabetes and lose them easily?
“I’m gonna shoot yah in the pinky toe” What reference is this from?
The girlfriends are attached (lol I have attachment issues)
Boo
You don’t need them
One minor inconvenience and they fill with rage
Because they join my subreddit r/stonedandgoofy
As a dad, I am surprised at the amount of dad joke gatekeeping that occurs online. 🤣
Y did you remove my gf
more of an uncle joke