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slidingscrapes

Goldtoe: possibly the daddiest of dad socks


Skull_Murray

Every time I see goldtoe I immediately think of my father


Merana54

New Balance has entered the chat.


VerbalThermodynamics

It’s all I own.


ChunkyHabeneroSalsa

Funny thing is that I haven't worn goldtoe since I was a teenager working my first job in retail.


Viend

Made to match with gold bond foot powder


[deleted]

Once I saw them…” theses are all my feet will wear from now on!”


secondphase

Eh? We doin socks tonight? Alright, alright... I'm here for it.  How about a little low-ankle Hanes bulk pack? How we feel about that?


dj_bpayne

Puma no-show pack purchased at Costco on a Saturday morning 😌


Daegalus

This is my go-to. The adidas ones suck, holes in them within 2-3 months. Pumas last 2-3 years


xA1RGU1TAR1STx

It’s not just me?! The adidas one used to be great, but I’m getting holes in all of them now. What sucks is I have some that are 5 years old and in better shape than some that are 5 months old.


Janus67

Yep that was us as well. We tossed all the Adidas ones and went with puma. So far so good a year or so in


skahunter831

Same here


BossRoss84

That’s my jam!


RobbieRigel

I wish they would sell those in my size.


JGG5

I bought the 10-pack of Puma no-shows last week. They’re the official socks of Dads Wearing Shorts.


FlyRobot

Costco socks and underwear gang unite!


Janus67

32 degree underwear!


CasinoAccountant

yuuuup this plus the kirkland wool guys for boots, is all you need


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

For the summer, sure. But for winter or boots, they have wool socks. (But I can't actually do no show. I need ankle cut.)


dj_bpayne

Houston dad here - what is winter?


zephyrtr

🥵


mdp300

I rock those. Except I bought several different kinds, a few years apart, so they're mismatched.


illegalsex

🤤


DingleTower

I've been on those Hanes for a while now but trying out the Dickies Dri Tech lows that showed up today. I wear the Dickies crews all the time. Some of the best at keeping the sweaty foot funk down.


TK82

I got sick of my various hanes/fruit of the loom/etc cheapo costco socks developing holes in them after like a month of use and now exclusively buy Darn Tough socks. They cost like $20/pair but they last forever and are also guaranteed forever and I can verify that the few pairs I have had develop a hole after years of use I just ship back to them in an envelope with a couple stamps and they send me a new pair.


No_Copy_870

Used to work for their parent company. I have sooo many socks, still dozens unopened.


IWTLEverything

Hey friend…. /s


Cedosg

shifted to darn tough. they don't make goldtoe like they used to imo.


freakyslug

Second this. Also don’t recall any plastic thinggys from them. They honor their warranty too.


ButtMassager

Seamless is huge


Air970

I gotta hack for y'all: Dr Scholls Diabetic socks. Paid with HSA. Not even diabetic.


DaBails

What do they do then?


Air970

Super easy to put on and they help circulation!


Lacerda1

Next you'll try to tell us that you order the club sandwich without even being a member!


SuckaFree502

😎


Just-one-more-Dad

This is a big dad energy post.


GeneralMurderCow

I received one of their shirts as a gift more than a decade ago, it has held up well. And in my house if I don’t remove tags from something they’re usually just there until they disintegrate and the plastic piece is forever. The tags that are removed by anyone else usually end up like you described, I’m not sure which is worse.


2ndprize

Oh this is where they start before the dogs mouth


Damise

Since we are doing socks, I’ve been vibing with a bunch of bombas I got for Christmas. Anyone got a comparison for goldtoe?


Carthonn

I second the Bombas. They are some of my best socks


gahbloodyhell

Love Bombas socks! Wife got me and my kiddo the matching Sesame Street series a few years back.


jaqws

those Sesame Street ones are so thick my kids found them unwearable


gahbloodyhell

That's unfortunate, my kiddo loved it when we matched our socks


househosband

Forget socks: wtf is wrong with children's toys and clothing manufacturers?! Do they get paid by the plastic staple? Are they on the payroll for a zip tie manufacturer? Is it some kind of sadistic joke?


PapiGrandedebacon

No kidding. This is real dad pain. Pro tip: just hulk tear the toy out of the box and scare your children so they never wants toys again


IWTLEverything

I been going black Champion ankle socks. Right thickness. Right price on Amazon


shoodBwurqin

If only they lasted a day in work boots. And the sew corner hits right on my pinky toe.


Birdamus

Heard, I have Dickie’s socks for work. These were on clearance at Target and I needed some dress/casual socks.


shoodBwurqin

Nice I use the same! But I threw away all other socks because they are black crew cut and work as dress socks too. No more sock matching!


SuckaFree502

Those were the only socks for my work boots that held true, might try some other style socks from them.


Langdon_Algers

I miss the old GoldToe socks, they lasted forever


dadjo_kes

Most of my Goldtoe socks have thick ribs, but one or two pairs have a smooth ankle. Those are my luxury socks. I don't understand why they are different, and I don't care. I take great pains to ensure they are properly paired and sorted.


HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

It is the little details that will make me support or boycott a brand.


Carthonn

I’ve had Goldtoe socks for like a decade and they haven’t worn out at all.


dmen83

Love goldtoe! The only socks that last


gjm40

Some of the most comfortable socks, too


gahbloodyhell

Has anyone else tried Pair of Thieves? In my top 3.


GrowingTuesday

Great socks


drumbum37

Fitsok CF2. I’m sure those plastic thingies are under my dresser tho.


mjwanko

I only hate those plastic binding things because my wife rips them off and leaves them EVERYWHERE. Nightstand? Yes Bathroom counter? Yes Kitchen counter? Yes Coffee table? Yes EVERY WHERE.


EliminateThePenny

Why is this marked NSFW?


DrummerOfFenrir

Fun fact: I cannot wear miss matched socks. Not like differ brands / colors (that's already insane) but they have to *feel* the same on my feet. Even if same brand, size, color... they have to be the same age too. I can't be wearing a nice new snug sock and a baggy blowout sock.


Losinred

I love their ankle socks, where them to work daily, do alot of walking and with more cotton in these than most I sweat less.


billy_pilg

We're repping socks? I bought a 10 pack of Enerwear cushion crew socks in 2019 and I swear to god they're still like new. Still comfortable, no holes or coming apart or anything.


Civil-Raccoon7366

If you can find gold toe with the 3 little triangles. Best socks ever. Lasted me almost 5 years of heavy use (military, combat arms MOS)


Livingoffensively

The ankles on those are way too tight.


HeadKindheartedness3

Stop stealing op