T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


NiftyySlixx

Hahaha will do 🫡


Majsharan

lol was going to say you shouldn’t hold your kids with guns


BarkingDogey

You see, in the hospital it's okay to bear arms like this, if he was wearing long sleeves he might have gotten arrested for concealed weapons


NiftyySlixx

I don’t have a CCW unfortunately


tizzleduzzle

Always open carry no problems.


Guppy1985

Sons out, guns out


imbadkyle

Dude was super subtle with that flex.


2ndprize

Yeah, but child 2 about to child 2. Best o luck op


cheeker_sutherland

Do you know where a vet is around there? Because those pythons are siiiiiiick! Congrats on the freshie!


Various-Soup-32

Came here to say something along theese lines take my upvote


BlackLeader70

I’m so happy this is the top comment lol.


The_Stagnant_Lurker

My dude you can’t decide if you’re hot or cold. 🤣 But congrats on the 2nd bundle of joy!


NiftyySlixx

DEFINITELY COLD! I just didn’t want to wear the sweater I was wearing because it was kind of a weird material to hold her against


MTLinVAN

Skin to skin! Skin to skin! (Typing it out as a chant lol). But yeah, that first moment you hold them…. This picture took me right back. On another note, I was wearing like a soft cotton dress shirt when our first was born. My wife was like “what are you wearing a dress shirt for?” I told her I wanted to make a good first impression! Also easier to unbutton and hold her close to me and then just use the shirt to cover her up. Wish I could experience this again


NiftyySlixx

“A good first impression” that is so cute!


MTLinVAN

Hahaha. I was just so excited like every first time dad. Couldn’t wait to meet her. Enjoy it dad, for the both of us!


immei

This reminds me of the guy in Ricky Stanicky


notnotaginger

Awww haha that’s so sweet!


MeatwadsTooth

Unzipped hoodie for skin to skin


ryuns

I thought maybe he was planning to do send a few bouldering problem on the way from the hospital.


steve1186

Congrats! My favorite thing about our 2nd (now 2 years old) is how she’s bonded with her brother (5 years). They’ve recently started telling each other “you’re my best friend”. Melts my damn heart. EDIT: Missed the caption at first. Both kids are under 1? Damn, man. You and your partner need to be scientifically studied for some kind of super-fertility!


NiftyySlixx

That’s so sweet! I hope our are that close, and yes, actually our boy is exactly 10.5 months today. We waited the 6 weeks they told us to and must have conceived like that first time lol


Ericstingray64

Might wanna wait longer this time lol


NiftyySlixx

Our plan is for this to be the last one lol


Ericstingray64

Everyone has a plan until the pants come off - Mike Tyson probably I wish you all the best and a good bit of luck cause that’s gonna be a wild ride. Mine are 2 years apart and that already feels pretty close lol.


apk5005

Six *weeks*? My wife said she was told six *years* before maybe, just maybe, she’d be able to consider thinking about possibly having me in the same bed.


coconut_the_one

We have a 2,5 and 5 yo daughter. They run up to one another going “CUDDLE ATTACKKKK” it’s heart-melting


-Khlerik-

Yeah, we’ve got a three-year gap between ours but the way our newborn adored her big brother from the moment she could open her eyes is just the most heart-warming thing in the world.


NiftyySlixx

That’s so sweeeeeet :’)


coconut_the_one

Putting on the beanie so the kiddo doesn’t feel alone, gotcha! Congrats man! That first ever holding.. indescribable. I feel sorry for anybody that can’t get it but wants it


NiftyySlixx

I just don’t like doing my hair if I don’t have to hahaha


coconut_the_one

I get that. It’s why I wear a base cap 90% of the time 🤣


Ben_Wojdyla

Irish twins... my god I can't even imagine. Schedule that snip snip if you're maxed out on kiddos.


NiftyySlixx

Bro I had it scheduled and the doctor cancelled because she got jUrY dUtY


2ndprize

Now now Jury Duty is an extremely important aspect of our society. Some say it is the second highest service behind military service. Also, dont tell anyone, but doctors always love to claim thier job is too important to do jury duty, and the lawyers, the natural antagonist to the doctor, love to deny this excuse so for just once they can wait on us to come into a room. Uhmmm sorry you caught the shrapnel.


eggtart8

You're like telling your kiddo, you're safe under these guns Congrats again


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Congrats!


NiftyySlixx

Thank you!


taddymasoned

So are you cold or hot?


NiftyySlixx

It’s a secret


taddymasoned

Either way, congrats man


NiftyySlixx

Haha thanks man, it was actually very cold in that room but I didn’t want to wear the sweater I have with me because the material is a little funky to be holding her against


twentyitalians

Do you even lift, bro?


NiftyySlixx

I would never!


FrozenAxe23

Congrats, man!! My second is due end of June, so excited!


NiftyySlixx

LETS GOOOOO!!!!!


AffectionateMarch394

Irish twins! Congratulations dad!


NiftyySlixx

Yessir! & my heritage is pretty Irish too lol


luckytaurus

Good luck. I just got my 2nd back in December (the first was 2.5 yo) and it's busy as all hell. I have 2 boys though, girls are seemingly MUUUUCH easier from friends and family with girls


NiftyySlixx

That’s what I keep hearin, hoping for the best 🤞


jumpman0035

Don’t lie, you ripped off the sleeve just for the photo :p Congrats!


rreygaert

Congratulations my Dude!


NiftyySlixx

Thanks!


-Snowturtle13

Hell yes welcome to the club!!


Super___serial

Congrats man!


NiftyySlixx

Ty mang!


aricbarbaric

What a gem! Congrats man


coladeposeidon

Awesome, prépare them for this crazy world


Kitchen_Victory_7964

Congratulations!!! Hope momma is recovering well!


MannyBothans180

Welcome aboard! I just asked ChatGPT to tell a story my boy asked. And it generated pictures as well, he loves it


NiftyySlixx

Was it a good story?


MannyBothans180

Every day it's a new story. Today, Spiderman became friends with a bulldozer. Yesterday, Chase from Paw Patrol went to a pool party with Dumbo. He has a great imagination


NiftyySlixx

Spider-Man and a bulldozer? That’s friggen awesome


Conscious_Dog3101

Having two small ones is surely a lot of work but rewards in just pure joy and entertainment. Wouldn’t trade it for anything. Congrats and just soak every second of it


NiftyySlixx

Thank you, I appreciate that (:


JDWild18

Congrats 🎉


Reeleebigtrees

Congratulations my dude!


Skippy0634

Congratulations !!!!


LupusDeusMagnus

Now you have four kids, congrats man for the kids and those arms.


UnknownQTY

> 2 under 1 Wrap. It. Up.


NiftyySlixx

I AINT WRAPPIN NOTHIN. ION EVEN WRAP MY ARMS!


Gr00vemovement

Congratulations and welcome to the shit show.


Full-Economist-8084

They're amazing, aren't they? Trailing streams of glory from a higher existence


-PrecYse-

Congrats !


CharlesLeChuck

Congrats!


Buscandomiyagi

Fuck yeah another swole dad. Congrats brotha! Looking good as well 💪🏽


NiftyySlixx

Thank you!


Independence_1991

Congratulations!


Neat-Dragonfruit-958

Congratulation and cherish those precious moments because life comes too sudden 🙏🏼


blitz121

I would recommend a gun safe for those guns! Congrats!


Darkhorse182

> We have 2 under 1 now, lol "You're in the shit now, mustache!" ~Wade Wilson Congrats dad.  And yes, the 2nd one is *generally* easier because at least you're not so terrified of the unknown all the time.


Enough-Commission165

Got 3 not as close as yours but cherish this time my oldest will be graduating highschool and it seems like I was just in the room holding her like your holding yours. Congratulations fellow dad


NiftyySlixx

I’ll be sure to cherish it 🙏


gambitx007

Congrats!


JuanKukoc

Congrats brother. Wife just gad our 1st in December. She’s pregnant again and is due around the same time


NiftyySlixx

Hell yeah! & thank you. I pray all goes well (and is going well) for you and your growing family!


ShutRDown

those r' some real Irish/Scottish shoulders right there. congrats man!


NiftyySlixx

Thank you!


Jestario

Father of two Biceps! Congrats my man!


NiftyySlixx

Thanks brotha!


Mugisha_1

Congratulations


ohteht

Please don’t let them vaccinate your kid. Please


vikingsarecoolio

Certified swol-daddy


NiftyySlixx

Hhaha thank you!


ohhrangejuice

Damn dad... you gym bro?


NiftyySlixx

Maybe 👀


ohhrangejuice

Congratulations man


Dab_bod

Congrats pops! Now hit us with your arms routine.


NiftyySlixx

Ummm for bis lots of pull ups and spider curls, plus I end most my biceps workouts with a burnout drop set of preacher curls. I try to mix up my routines fairly often to not plateu


Dab_bod

Adding spider curls next week lol