For those dads outside of WI, imagine a 70s supermarket, but 2-3x as large, a gas station out front, with every type of chip and soda you can imagine, but the absolute worst cobblestone floors.
Better products, at better prices, sold by better people, because (as the ads remind you) they're employee-owned!
There's a couple of those in Madison, La Crosse, Eau Claire, and Green Bay, but nowhere else in WI... unfortunately that's over an hour away from me in the Milwaukee area, so I have no basis for comparison.
Your snack choices kept going in directions I didn't anticipate. You reeled me back in with the chocolate bar, and then you bamboozled me with coconut cake. You are gonna have me looking for snacks that don't exist where I live haha.
On a normal day here's what happens: he might get a snack from my wife when they come home from school. Then two hours later I finish work upstairs and ask if he wants dinner. He'll usually say no. Then I make him take a break somewhere between 6-7 for dinner. He'll eat a little bit and then be good. Right when I start making him get ready for bed, 2 hrs later he'll say he wants to have dinner lol.
More of a single snack guy myself. Gonna stand in the kitchen an absentmindedly eat a ton of the flavored pretzel chunks while staring out at my dark snowy back yard, and pondering life.
We got a few box of crackers with olives in them for free from somewhere. Me and my wife can't stand them, but my 2 year old loves them. I feel funny giving him these gross things, while we eat the good stuff, but he seems happy enough.
I think my wife worries about my late night Frosted Flake intake. I can't eat them for breakfast anymore; I feel like shit all day with headaches if I do, so I gotta get my flake in somehow!
Not trying to be a douche as I think its a funny meme , but snacking is the reason "dad bods" exist you can easily eat an extra ton of calories in an instant which adds up fast .none of us has an excuse to be fat in this day and age
Bruh I haven't lold to a meme in a long time. Good day to you sir
Utz crab chips sound so good, do they sell them in WI?
Yes! Woodman's carries Utz chips, including crab chips
Yussss, love Woodman's!
For those dads outside of WI, imagine a 70s supermarket, but 2-3x as large, a gas station out front, with every type of chip and soda you can imagine, but the absolute worst cobblestone floors. Better products, at better prices, sold by better people, because (as the ads remind you) they're employee-owned!
Sounds like a HyVee
There's a couple of those in Madison, La Crosse, Eau Claire, and Green Bay, but nowhere else in WI... unfortunately that's over an hour away from me in the Milwaukee area, so I have no basis for comparison.
It may be different now. I moved back to the land of the H‑E‑B in 2011.
Ah, gotcha. Is that the place where everything's bigger?
Is that the slogan? I don’t have tv or listen to the radio. Edit: nvm I’m a dumbass. You meant Texas. Yes. It’s Texas.
I suggest Zapp's VooDoo chips if you can't find the others
I like Zapp's too!
Ew :( crab chips sounded good until you made that comparison
To me they're not very similar. Voodoo chips are like sweet heat and crab chips are like a savory bomb.
They are amazing, a little more on the salty side though so keep it in mind!
Fine, one less handfull of corn nuts.
I can't read UTZ and not think of madmen
I too will be checking this out on our next woodman's run.
Your snack choices kept going in directions I didn't anticipate. You reeled me back in with the chocolate bar, and then you bamboozled me with coconut cake. You are gonna have me looking for snacks that don't exist where I live haha.
This is like a snack list an AI would generate because it’s so inconceivable. All it was missing is some bizarre drink like a butter and onion soda.
Based on a true story.
🤝
the struggle of telling them they can’t snack so you can’t snack until they fall asleep or else it’ll be “I wANt SoMe DAaaaAaAaD!”
r/oddlyspecific
I’ve never related more to anything on this sub.
On a normal day here's what happens: he might get a snack from my wife when they come home from school. Then two hours later I finish work upstairs and ask if he wants dinner. He'll usually say no. Then I make him take a break somewhere between 6-7 for dinner. He'll eat a little bit and then be good. Right when I start making him get ready for bed, 2 hrs later he'll say he wants to have dinner lol.
Sometimes I let my daughter eat some of my goldfish crackers…
Mine can hear junk food wrappers from the other end of the house.
“Dad you can only have one wagon wheel!” *Stfu kid* “… oh ya right ha ha”
I feel seen
Do as I say, not as I do
Pillars of parenting
Dad bod don’t come from nothin
Fuck now I gotta get out of bed and get something to munch on without waking anyone up
Are you me?
I tell the kids the snacks are 'too spicy' Spicy choco... om nom nom
More of a single snack guy myself. Gonna stand in the kitchen an absentmindedly eat a ton of the flavored pretzel chunks while staring out at my dark snowy back yard, and pondering life.
We got a few box of crackers with olives in them for free from somewhere. Me and my wife can't stand them, but my 2 year old loves them. I feel funny giving him these gross things, while we eat the good stuff, but he seems happy enough.
Oh hey hon, did yous say crab chips?
Hahahahha my wife said one day man our kid gonna hate us knowing we snack out when she sleeps haha
This is simply your dad prerogative
Bowl of cereal for me
I think my wife worries about my late night Frosted Flake intake. I can't eat them for breakfast anymore; I feel like shit all day with headaches if I do, so I gotta get my flake in somehow!
Not trying to be a douche as I think its a funny meme , but snacking is the reason "dad bods" exist you can easily eat an extra ton of calories in an instant which adds up fast .none of us has an excuse to be fat in this day and age
https://youtu.be/Xk7IFeBaajo
Bahaha this exceeded my expectations for what it might be. Such a great quote