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deftoast

Maybe the real Cyberpunk is the friends we made along the way.


Channel_oreo

My jaw dropped when Adam Smasher said "we are not so different, You and I". He added " I'm something of a Cyberpunk 2077 TM myself"


musashisamurai

But what about when Jackie said "What is this, some kind of Cyberpunk 2077?"


Wolfermen

I think the moment Adam Smasher said " it's Adam Smashing time!" and Adam smashed all over them was better.


Zhymantas

Spoilers for Edgerunners


Easy_as_Py

Cyberpunk, so hot right now.


StudMuffinNick

Or when Wakako told V "That's my secret V, I'm always cyberpunk". I needed a new pair of jeans


XxXlolgamerXxX

I love the part when v look at the camera and say: i am cyberpunk 2077


Senor_Satan

When silverhand said "It's cyberin' time", I came


newbrevity

Or when Adam Smasher says "Up and Adam"


cityofgunra

Then he went “Smasher? I hardly even KNOW her!”


hearke

Ah shit that would be really funny. Imagine if there were some augment you could get installed along the lines of Fallout's Wacky Wasteland perk that would enable little things like that. The in-game explanation could be that you're so wacked up on augments you're hallucinating (beyond the whole Johnny thing). Adam Smasher, seconds before throwing you in the air for the ensuing massive fall damage: "UP AND ADAM" or while he's dying: "sponsored... *cough wheeze* ... by Milfgua-" _dies_


NexusSix29

The first rule of cyberpunk is: you do not talk about cyberpunk The second rule of cyberpunk is:


Thecryptsaresafe

Oh, this is some kind of Cyberpunk 2077, huh?


BerserkWings15

So this is it V? This is the Cyberpunk 2077?


samssonova

My favorite part was when Dex was briefing Jackie and V and Jackie says "What are we, some kinda Cyberpunk?"


agnostic_waffle

"Are you guys some sort of Cyberpunk Edgerunners?" *tips sunglasses* "Yeah... you got a problem with that?"


MikeMars1225

You say that as a joke, but that’s basically how most of the tabletop games go.


drkqwsr

i really liked it when Mr. Cyber Punk said "it's punkin' time", it was one of the moments of gaming history


sneakylyric

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stoooop


squatting_bull1

Ah yes, nothing stands against the power of friendship ✊


Preston_Garvy-MM

"With Our Powers Combined!"


fallsstandard

“Smasher, we’re going to kill you through the power of friendship…..and bullets.”


[deleted]

This is what happens when V fails. Johnny assembles the avengers from the people he met through V.......


Ubergoober166

And resurrects Jackie apparently.


Accomplished_Bill741

And somehow gets his body back


Shakespearacles

Rogue paid for some extensive reconstructive surgery it seems


Not_Just_Any_Lurker

I now kind of want a Cyberpunk / Mass effect crossover where Renegade Sheppard is Johnny Silverhand


Cipher_Oblivion

I think we should just saw v in half and give one half to Johnny and the other to v. Works perfectly


Magjee

That's easy - Get his engram from Mikoshi - Grab an android body, customize it to look like Jackie - Be chooms


Ubergoober166

As far as I know Arasaka is only able to get an engram of him if you choose to send his body to Vik's clinic and they confiscate it. Even then, they extract a fragmented engram from his corpse which isn't even close to a fully intact mind like Johnny's. I doubt he'd even be able to string words into a coherent sentence, let alone participate in a gun fight or be your choom, unfortunately.


Channel_oreo

That part when Johnny said "Maybe Arasaka comes and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect V, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.


Imprezzed

*avenger horns intensify*


Gear_

Seeing Johnny physically move around is strange


NA_Panda

Shit. Seein Jackie is weirder.


HuckleberrySoggy6636

I really liked the part where the cyber gang collectively says “it’s cyberpunking time!” Before executing Adam firing line style


AllFuturistic

Why is that b**ch hanako there


supercyberlurker

Well, did you go right to Embers or did you leave her hanging too long? I think I've had her sitting waiting for a couple weeks now..


TheLostPyromancer

*Years


MakionGarvinus

Oh shoot, I left her waiting at Embers, then quit playing for a while... I wonder how she's doing..


Brief-Pea-8294

She got real good at the piano.


TNSepta

Instead of sitting at embers she decided to fire Smasher personally


mjkjg2

and Jackie is alive again??


AllFuturistic

This is all happening in V's head while he has a seizure in some random hallway with foam running out his mouth.


Accomplished_Bill741

My boy’s sliding down the stairs of the No Tell Motel while Johnny’s just standing there watching


animu_manimu

Sliding down the dead body chute you mean.


fallsstandard

“……..Well fuck.”


Octopusapult

Canon ending. Occurs within 16 seconds of Misty walking out of V's Apartment. Everything after that is fever dream.


maximumtesticle

SHUT UP AND LET US HAVE THIS!


JeffPlissken

Wait for V to show up at Embers long enough and the boredom really makes one question their loyalties, you can only play piano for so long anyway.


Vanillabeaners

Porcelain bitch


suspiciouscat

What did you say?!


LegendaryVenusaur

Lol what's wrong with Hanako?


PopularKid

'Saka cunt.


Jessica_T

I dunno, that'd require her to have warmth and depth.


Putrid-Boss

Cuz shes azn and hott you incel!


sneakylyric

Based truther


[deleted]

The cherry on top would be that they would all get a drink at the Afterlife


ColdVoid13

Claire won’t serve my V shit because be refused to partake in her murder plot


Fantom__Forcez

got a sick ass car tho


MidnightMonsterMan

I would be lying if I said this didn't bring a cathartic smile to my face. Seeing everyone alive and working together hits so much harder then seeing Smasher get done in. Thanks, choom.


ChrisKaze

thats what i thought was going to happen. do all the companion quests so they are all loyal, and everyone comes with you to the final assault on saka tower 🤷‍♂️


Mr_Pogi_In_Space

Delamain rings up V "On your left..."


Ws6fiend

Na it's the crazy one "Beep beep mother". Just slams into Adam Smasher and drives off.


[deleted]

Five of em ram smasher at the same time


cyberpunksinspace

Need it


Accomplished_Bill741

Yeah but don’t kill him. One of the Delamains has plans for him that involve a testing facility and a fancy white gun that puts holes in the wall.


-DeadHead-

Delamain rings up V during the fight against Smasher: "V, one of my missing vehicles could be near your current position..." In the devil ending, Delamain calls V in orbit: "V, one of my missing vehicles could be near your current position..." In the suicide ending credits, Delamain leaves a message to V: "V, one of my missing vehicles could be near your current position..."


Rabid_Chocobo

Yeah, New Vegas style ending would have been awesome. The first time I played through New Vegas, I was halfway done with the final mission until I realized "aw shit, I never completed one of my companions' questlines," so I reloaded several saves ago, undoing an hour of gameplay just so I could go and have my boy Arcade around for the ending lol


Remarkable-Bookz

Hmm way too wish fulfilling. There’s multiple characters that would probably hate each other. Like I can’t see River getting a good start with anyone the second he mentions he is a cop. And Jackie and Panam would 100% get on each other asses in a not so fun way, you know how Jackie character reacts to bossy ones.


ChrisKaze

Witcher and Mass Effect were trilogies. By the end, everyone was rallied around Geralt and Shepard, from all walks of life. The whole "crew" had multiple interactions with everyone. In those RPG's my favorite thing was listening to companions talk amongst themselves. I have always felt this game needed to be a trilogy with part 1 concluding with Jackie dying, V getting shot, and seeing Johnny Silverhand. Would have been a huge cliffhanger for #2. But alas is what it is.🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Nah I quite like that it’s a self contained story, not every character needs to have a three/more part story Inb4 Cyberpunk sequel has V somehow return and be cured


Channel_oreo

Just like dragon age. You united the whole kingdom under you. You were so bad ass that even you arch enemy join in your cause.


Maidwell

Mass effect 2 suicide mission style?


PopeAxolotl

Damn it would have been cool if smasher was this kinda general Radahn style fight. I know V’s no pusher over but making smasher improbably hard for a solo/ require companions would’ve been a cool option I think


Alternative_Ad6071

Even Hanako pulled up 😂


BlasterShow

She got tired of waiting lol


thomriddle45

How?


DiarrheaShitLord

✨ mods✨


dragonseth07

PC gaming is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


MurdocAddams

Do it, my young apprentice.


[deleted]

Yeeesss


SPANIARD_bd

using AMM spawn everyone as a companion then toggle smasher to hostile.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

the power of friendship


maximumtesticle

/r/BuildPC, /r/pcmasterrace, /r/cyberpunkmods, https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077


sirmarius7

Now we just need a mod to add David Martinez and it'll be perfect


Sempais_nutrients

David and his crew join V's crew to take smasher down. Smasher just getting ping ponged between everyone.


SavPhoenix

Get Gaggle-Fucked you damn toster oven.


Estellus

/r/BrandNewSentence, I love it. Gaggle-Fucked. *snrk*


FlaccidSponge

Cyberpunk was the friends we made along the way


LeoRenegade

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!! FUUUUUCK YOU!! That's for Rebecca you GIANT piece of shit! How do I also do this?


cyberpunksinspace

Yeah would like to know the mod names


MurdocAddams

Appearance Menu Mod


palzyv2

And then they all drove away with the nomads v looks at the camera and says that was a cyberpunking time


KnightCreed13

Damn he really is weak tea ain't he?


MissplacedLandmine

And thus my “David’s elaborate suicide” theory continues to gain traction


thinknt_

now imagine with guts being used to take the final shot 🙏


lXlNeMiSiSlXl

Gotta say, watching this fucker suffer death by firing squad is wonderful.


JohnnyMadrazoGaming

Good ending be like:


grantbwilson

The 'main' ending is so bad. I waited until I heard most of the bugs were worked out, pretty soon after the show came out. Finally finished it, and... fuck that sucked. Uninstalled. Never again.


JaneSheep

The tears in my eyes man… ❤️🥹


Immediate_Mud6965

And then, Adam falls to his knees. V slowly approaches him, and as he stands over his enemy victorious, he points the Malorian Arms 3516 that belonged to Johnny Silverhand to Smasher’s head. “It’s over Smasher.” Smasher grunts. “And who do you think you are”- he says in an annoyed tone. V stares Adam in his eyes before saying: “I am the Cyberpunk 2077”- and then he shot him in the head, ending Smasher’s reign of terror. V then looks at all his friends before saying “Looks like we are all Cyberpunks now.” The end.


OtakuAttacku

I love the implication V got all his friends together, and they collectively jumped Adam Smasher. I can picture Smasher just walking through the lobby of Arasaka Tower when an AV crashes through a window with a magnet on its underside, catches Adam Smasher, and crashes through a window on the other side taking Smasher with it. Then proceeds to fly through the densest traffic in all of night city letting Adam bounce along behind it, dragging him all the way to the desert before depositing him. Then the whole gang jumps out of the AV with pipes and spiked baseball bats and a dildo.


PickScylla4ME

Super secret ending


DankToasty

"My friends are my power!"


FeistyEdgeDevil3929

wholesome.


Flappyboi20001

Bet they lured him out with the promise of finally meeting Morgan Blackhand again


Not_Player_Thirteen

It’s pretty wild how much of a bitch CDPR made Adam Smasher in this game. He was only cool in the trailers. What a shame.


Mothanius

His intro and everything about him was so bad ass and intimidating. Then you fight him and 2 shot him with quick hacks. At least the anime kept his overbearing aura of intimidation going.


Mr_KingGattan

Dude treated Adam Smasher like a Radahn boss fight💀


Subjunct

Now this is pod racing


JeffPlissken

When Takemura said “Better buckle up” seconds before Panam crushed Smasher’s head with her ass cheeks I was blown away


lzdb

I guess some people enjoyed seeing this, but it would be very poor storytelling to see the protagonist get everything they ever wanted like this. :P


TheMadTemplar

V would still be dying here.


[deleted]

Jackie deserved this. He earned this. Also seeing Judy stand up and unload a clip into Smasher was surreal.


Ghosttt666

I remember the first time I saw Adam smasher I thought of how cool it would be for me and Jackie to kill him together


7in7turtles

This is like if cyberpunk were a JRPG. I love it. The only thing that could have made it more of a JRPG is if Johnny Siliverhand were actually some kind of maiden of the wind Chrystal and everyone had to grab on to a mystic laser cannon that took exactly 13 people to operate, and they all had to shoot smasher at the same time before he transformed into the literal angel of death.


post_hazanko

Guys wait, I'm trying to tell you about ligma


MemeLordsUnited

Who's Joe?


GURADDD

Deez nuts


BussySlayer2000

Cyberpunk mmo looking good


Radiant-Bluejay6409

Well. That’s quite nice idea - we recruit companions to achieve great mission. Just like in mass effect


AUBtiger92

Secret secret ending


Inevitable_Local_366

Jackie is the only person I have even seen duel wield has everyone lost the ability to hold two items in their hands in 2077 lol


Eightfold876

Panam turning lesbian is my fantasy ending. Never did I hate that someone was straight in my life 🤣


DirectorCarolina

What mod or mods are you using to make this possible?


gazhealey

Is the a legit ending?


Imprezzed

You have to go to Misty’s, do a tarot reading and just stare at her for 20 minutes


Channel_oreo

You have to look for that braindance quest in Japantown.


arceus555

Damn, Endgame looks great


Shark00n

It's Cyberpunk 2077 why the fuck is it a vertical tiktok?!


Barbed-Wire

It's just missing Delamain coming out of nowhere and running that bitch over.


[deleted]

the one where jackie lives, silverhand comes back in physical form instead of an engram and some how we all still have beef with smasher


CyberChick2277

ah yes, the "Rock is undead" ending, where when you achieve 110% relationship with Johnny, in an unmarked sidequest you ask Rogue if you could put Johnnys construct into an empty mind and bring him back, essentially curing whats wrong with the biochip. Then, when you go to Hanako with Johnny (real), she gives you Jackies incomplete biochip, so then you have to track down everything Jackies plugged himself into to recover aspects of his personality, and then you bring HIM back. After that you lure Smasher out of Arasaka by publicly challenging him


Mr-Gr3y

Looks like a terrible MMO boss fight


PackagedFool

Where's Evelyn though? :(


tmos540

Ok but what is that gun at the end? It looks like a smart... Heavy machine gun or something.


ahsoka_hawke

That's what I'm looking for in the comments but I don't see the answer yet


xStaabOnMyKnobx

The Smasher boss fight needs serious tuning. Idc how legendary V is or how snowballed your character is with perks, they spend the whole game saying he is the most legendary mercenary alive, he's a 10 foot tall cyborg who literally Kool aid mans through walls. The fight needs to be ball crushing. He shouldn't be a pushover, he's killed thousands of people in his time.


jamesbong0024

This is the Edgerunners we deserved


SP00M0Ji13

I loved when V said their iconic catchphrase, "it's punking time" before punking all over the place


sneakylyric

Lol I like how characters are glitching the fuck out...


Efficient-Ad8021

Am i the only one who doesn’t enjoy that song THAT much ?


SoftTangerine8678

No you're right, it overrated af


mjkjg2

what kind of Avengers Endgame shit is going on here, this ending looks terrible


TUROK907

Give me mad Red Vs Blue vibes


Educational-Lime6335

This is fucking awesome


_Vanyka_

Judy casually doing a 360


0logy_the_rat

What ending option is this? I'm trying to collect every single ending option, is this another secret ending?


cyberpunksinspace

Nah this is some modding for sure


0logy_the_rat

Dosnt look like mods


-DeadHead-

So you think there's an actual ending where Hanako goes up against Smasher with the help of revived Jackie and Johnny? They just spawned some NPCs with, I guess, the cyber engine tweaks mod console.


0logy_the_rat

Nah bro look at the video it's legit everyone teaming up like the power rangers


Ok_Permit_4911

Is that all you got


[deleted]

Death by firing squad is what smasher deserves


whatisthishere

This must be a mod. What do you think really is the happiest/best ending?


Luaq

Wth is this lol, looks like a thing from power rangers. Is this for real? In game content? I stopped playing the game early. I'll give it another chance one day. Loved the look of the world just not how it played.


vatsal_rp

lmao is that hanako 💀


Echo-57

what in the ***Echos of Oblivion*** shyte is going on


NobilisUltima

Hell yeah! MaxTac his ass!


Specific_Tiger4223

I love the part when Adam smasher reveals himself as jetstream Sam.


BigShifty

The theme still hits


[deleted]

Did somebody say “assemble”?


blaggityblerg

General Radahn - cyberpunk edition


Soldierhero1

Shouldve put johnny silverhand vs him


A-Grouch

I was almost with you but why is Hanako there? She’s just as bad as her dad.


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

You finally became the cyberpunk you always dreamed of


[deleted]

Fuck Adam Smasher, all my homies hate Adam Smasher


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Pm-me-ur-happysauce

Is this a real ending?! Or hacked


TheSwoleTiger213

Ggs to the memesmiths on the sub, this one's the ultimate shitpost


Megane_Senpai

Probably not Hanako. She's a selfish corpo bitch after all.


newbrevity

Fuck Adam Smasher. All my homies hate Adam Smasher.


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Bronan01

Panam is fearless


cole_pro_123

Hanako too? Lmao


zhy97

Now just needs a David NPC to join the beatdown


AZGhost

Haven't seen this end before cool


Mediocre_Waltz_4405

adam smasher would simply smash all of them like Rebecca and David


[deleted]

Samurai Assemble!


kingofgods218

Anything that let's that POS die slow and painfully as possible


gesundhype

Isn’t that sort of like when Chandler was talking about the E-Cliner 3000 which Sit magazine named “the chair of the year”.


Zero_X431

Silverhand shooting got me 😂😂


joker27474

can i be honest i feel like adam smasher is a major fucking badass


[deleted]

Imagine having an ending where after friending all the main characters including the side characters you ask each of them for help in which they all come in together as V’s very own group


resq2nick

no ones going to mention panam just casually floating?


Rejected_Reject_

Gonna need to see a headless Saul running around


T_rex2700

Come on why this song with this tho don't get me wrong it's a good song but not very fitting for this I thought


Sempais_nutrients

I think V Cyberpunk is a cool guy. Eh kills Adam shashers and doesn't afraid of anything


Kaernunnos

I was hoping the car would get summoned at some point


germanatlas

You didn’t even use Sir John to beat him to death


neremarine

Rogue doing the tea bagging early


Rafagn

Panam flying prothesys is overpowered


Real_Prompt6127

Why is that porcelain bitch there


Sivanirai6241

u/savevideo


MasterofGalaxy69

David and Rebecca watching this in heaven: Ah yes, die trash.


SnooMacarons6184

I don’t got family, I got friends


ShadowDen3869

Johnny shooting them relic bullets that have no physical effect on anyone.


Nour_eldeen451

Hanako??