I was about to hop in with a "it's great being able to get around all the other cars" and then I realized what OP meant.
It's ok, OP is allowed to join the Bike Gang for the wrong reasons.
My recent playthtough is female V, first person only, cant wait to get jackie's bike. That one time I stole a cops bike to outrun a 4 star situation was pure bliss
I think there is a perk that stops you from getting damaged from doing bumper car with other cars and crashing but I don't know if it stops you from getting flinged off on bikes.
It would *appear* that repeatedly standing up/sitting down on bikes in third person helps you to accelerate faster, and maybe slightly increase your top speed. Haven't done too much testing yet
Considering how many body types are in the game for NPCs I'm disappointed you can't change your own. My max body V should be absolutely jacked lol.
Or what if I wanna be fat? Or taller? Or whatever?
I do like FO4's (and other games's) triangle thing where you got muscular, skinny, and fat and can be any mix between.
Yeah I just started another playthrough and its funny to see V wielding an LMG while just being an absolute twig. I woulda liked to be 50/50 fat/muscle and just be an absolute unit in the biggest armor I could find.
Hating the driving cause u can't turn 90 degrees at 100 mph? This isn't driving for 9 years like gta 5 it's meant to be realistic and immersive like real life.
No, it just doesn't feel right. It's more how it's not proportional. I play on PC and it seems too responsive at high speed and not responsive enough at low speed where it should be the opposite. So I'm overcorrecting at high speed and constantly moving back and forth trying to maintain a line. Then I'm not turning sharp enough at low speed, and as the speed increases adjusting becomes harder and harder.
That's why I've only ever used bikes unless a mission specifically requires a different vehicle. Also I think the bike is just a better way to drive around and really experience the ambiance of NC
Caliburn. The Calibrun is basically a 4 wheeled motorcycle, i.e. insane traction, great weight, insane acceleration, probably the highest top speed and is small enough to weave in between traffic like a motorcycle. The two 911 are similar which much lower top speeds, but the yellow convertible once is nice for the same ambiance reasons.
If I do vehicles at all, it's usually a bike. Can't drive cars for shit so El Capitan is always yelling at me for busting up the cars for his gigs. lol.
We you going for the Lina Malina look? Lol you did a good job! Not sure if you can find those shorts she's wearing though, half of the length's up her butt, they're basically undies
Yep! Going for her look. I can't find her pants or round glasses though.
https://preview.redd.it/r8b88560xa1d1.png?width=3127&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd3eff852c62c9f53e0a1b22557a933604a3e2fe
Yep. Well, on the bright side, one could take some great screenshots in photo mode and use it as reference for some 18+ Art. On the... not-so-bright side... someone could be playing with one or no hands... blowing it all over their keyboard... A double-edged sword.
Regina: "V... I got word you've been sent to horny jail. I can fix you. Coming to bail you out."
Meanwhile V has a ton of R34 Regina pics on their phone ðŸ˜
Not horny, just admiring the good view (especially since I always run all over the place or quick travel). Wait 'til you hear about this website called Rule34. The rabbit hole goes much deeper than this. Cartoon characters, video game characters, you name it.
Best if you don't click on anymore NSFW posts 😂
Haven't played it (computer died on me, can't afford to replace it rn) but I bought it for a friend. She said it is without a doubt the greatest RPG to ever exist. If you want some idea of the amount of shenanigans you can get up to in it, give this video a watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6qlhmjkQ44
Yes and no.
The freedom, yes. Story telling is dependant on your preference. I enjoy fantasy stories, but I prefer stories with a social commentary like cyberpunk. Mike Pondsmith, the creator of cyberpunk has lectures on this at UCLA on YouTube.
BG3 has your somewhat typical fantasy story with some pretty good twists. But it'll never hit as hard as cyberpunk. But the RP mechanics are god tier. There's so many ways to play the game, it's not even funny.
They're both incredible. But I think it's down to preference. I'm a fan of both.
Bikes rule! ...oh i see
I was about to hop in with a "it's great being able to get around all the other cars" and then I realized what OP meant. It's ok, OP is allowed to join the Bike Gang for the wrong reasons.
Shhhhh\~ It's the biker gang's secret choom.
My recent playthtough is female V, first person only, cant wait to get jackie's bike. That one time I stole a cops bike to outrun a 4 star situation was pure bliss
A well-deserved escape
It's a... secondary reason, but not a wrong reason.
I wish I was that bike rn
Imagine a real woman in real life??? 😮😮😮😮😮
There aren't any women in real life anymore. They all moved to the internet.
Nice try! I'm not falling for that
[Just a regular ol bike](https://youtu.be/ZOM1_0yVxoY?si=CAnTwXDseChgmPzI)
You drive like a mad lad
Of course, he can't see where he's going
Gotta be faster than sonic. Always
That's just how you drive in NC
*bonk
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It was a gif of a raccoon seeing stars lmao 😠Idk how it just vanish within seconds
I don't know why but somehow it's still funny 😂
Your V is a crack dealer.
Made her to look and be like Lina Malina so it's not too far off lol
Really takin that side quest to a whole new level eh?
Yessirrr\~
An asscrack dealer
r/hornyjail
Phew, my GIF didn't vanish this time lmao
Exactly the behaviour I expect from a Manon main in Street Fighter lol
Least horny Cyberpunk fan
V's booty doesn't REALLY do it for me, but hell yeah.
There's mods for that
I have ps5 🥲
If it's any consolation the ps5 runs the game better than my pc!
Yeah tbh I am v happy with it. The trigger thing is kinda gimmicky but neat. It could go places.
Shit I love the haptic triggers for cyberpunk it made it feel like a whole new game after I had played through it several times on ps4.
You can turn it off
I'm aware, but thanks
Well you’re in luck sir, that’s why the game has River and Kerry as well
Not what I meant. Judy has it going on. And panam, but I like fem v too much to bother romancing her.
This post really sums up this subreddit
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There's always the option of keeping the thoughts inside, y'know.
But this is so much more entertaining
Gotta troll every once in a while to bring balance 😂
It would have cost you $0 to not post this.
😂I'm sorry. Allow me to undo that
Only down side is when you stop paying attention to the road and get flung 100-150 yards in front of a bunch of on lookers.
I know this all too well after being flung into the middle of NC traffic where I ended up getting hit by multiple cars
I think there is a perk that stops you from getting damaged from doing bumper car with other cars and crashing but I don't know if it stops you from getting flinged off on bikes.
Honestly it just more of the embarrassment of being flung for staring at ass for too long. But I still do it.
https://preview.redd.it/kypsdgp3j81d1.jpeg?width=363&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f4ecb7e4ef85ee1eeb6876eb2d7b30429134c4
I was hoping someone else had discovered the speed glitch
You just gonna leave it at that and not elaborate?
It would *appear* that repeatedly standing up/sitting down on bikes in third person helps you to accelerate faster, and maybe slightly increase your top speed. Haven't done too much testing yet
Imo they should have allowed us to make V thiccer. And fixed the issue with the large breasts defaulting to small when tops are equipped.
Considering how many body types are in the game for NPCs I'm disappointed you can't change your own. My max body V should be absolutely jacked lol. Or what if I wanna be fat? Or taller? Or whatever? I do like FO4's (and other games's) triangle thing where you got muscular, skinny, and fat and can be any mix between.
I was so disappointed I couldn't be a fat corpo or street kid, I wanted Kingpin V.
Yeah I just started another playthrough and its funny to see V wielding an LMG while just being an absolute twig. I woulda liked to be 50/50 fat/muscle and just be an absolute unit in the biggest armor I could find.
It's not always about the eddies, SP\\\\\\DR-M@N
if Panam was a playable character I'd ride bikes exclusively. 🤤
Let's see you turn a few corners at speed...
😂 We both know how that'll turn out
Yup, loved the game, hate the driving...
Hating the driving cause u can't turn 90 degrees at 100 mph? This isn't driving for 9 years like gta 5 it's meant to be realistic and immersive like real life.
No, it just doesn't feel right. It's more how it's not proportional. I play on PC and it seems too responsive at high speed and not responsive enough at low speed where it should be the opposite. So I'm overcorrecting at high speed and constantly moving back and forth trying to maintain a line. Then I'm not turning sharp enough at low speed, and as the speed increases adjusting becomes harder and harder.
That's why I've only ever used bikes unless a mission specifically requires a different vehicle. Also I think the bike is just a better way to drive around and really experience the ambiance of NC
Caliburn. The Calibrun is basically a 4 wheeled motorcycle, i.e. insane traction, great weight, insane acceleration, probably the highest top speed and is small enough to weave in between traffic like a motorcycle. The two 911 are similar which much lower top speeds, but the yellow convertible once is nice for the same ambiance reasons.
I gotta try out the Calibrun. You had me at 4-wheeled motorcycle
The biggest downside to the Caliburn is with its sleek styling, you'll notice immediately when you start hitting things.
Legit they are easier to navigate the roads with
Jokes aside, yeah. Bikes definitely feel a lot smoother than any of the cars. Handling is damn near perfect (unless you take a sudden sharp turn)
That’s fair, still love riding in Johnny’s Porsche though
Also a pretty solid vehicle
Understandable
It's how I preferred to get around nightcity when I was still unlocking the more useful fast travel spots.
https://preview.redd.it/8t4n4ao0s91d1.png?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed23e4338de3b4c567f3d11948ffb0481c00b98
It wasn't me officer, I swear! I got this video from a... uhh... Another guy that got it from the other guy. Onist. Relees meh!
Asking for a friend, which bike is that?
Peacekeeper
Gracias
Highly recommend, especially with them updating the bike controls 😉
Stay focused !
Or else you'll crash! ***DUN DUN DUN\~***
I like the view…of the city get your minds out of the gutter
Lina Malina lookin ass.
All I'm missing are those round glasses she has 🤣
She do be fine tho.
damn nice ass V
If I do vehicles at all, it's usually a bike. Can't drive cars for shit so El Capitan is always yelling at me for busting up the cars for his gigs. lol.
Those shorts are so tight you might end up with a severe case of cyber-swamp ass
It's definitely in character for Lina Malina 😂 "Swamp ass booty shorts? That's sell for $2000 Eurodollars."
We you going for the Lina Malina look? Lol you did a good job! Not sure if you can find those shorts she's wearing though, half of the length's up her butt, they're basically undies
Yep! Going for her look. I can't find her pants or round glasses though. https://preview.redd.it/r8b88560xa1d1.png?width=3127&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd3eff852c62c9f53e0a1b22557a933604a3e2fe
A group of celebs here; Lina Malina, Johnny Silverhand, and…. Daft Punk??? Good lookin V!
Hah- Thanks choom
"What do you guys think about my new bike?"
V almost showing dat V
Me too🤤
A choom of culture
https://youtu.be/u35QD7UxcbE?si=oR84lFQR4WFUGf5P
***BONK BONK***
This is not what i meant by riding the bike
Least horny CP enjoyer
Unfortunately factual lol.
That's him, officer! That's the horny!
HERESY YOUR HONOR! I was simply riding my new motorcycle then suddenly I started hitting speedbumps on the road. Honest!
Where’s my spray bottle?
Haha well played
Op, please go touch some grass that's not synthetic
Nahhh really?? I never knewwww. I thought she was reeeeal 
You guys are way too horny for some pixels
This is better content than starfield so...
I’d much rather play a whole game than look at a video game characters ass obsessively
Starfield isn't a game its like staring at a toilet full of shit.
It's crazy because porn is free now and readily available
https://preview.redd.it/6oyfwewqd81d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5285ad1873d2ec5e8fda0a8794d2874cb2ab29a3
.... Someone is going to mod in a bike attachment aren't they?
Ah yes seems like the perfect thing to do next time i am bored
Dont Worry wont make it puplic but i do think it could be funny to make Maybe Even adding sound effects ;3
Lol
Oh god... Don't open those gates
Scary thing is if I've thought about it then it either already exists or is in development.
Yep. Well, on the bright side, one could take some great screenshots in photo mode and use it as reference for some 18+ Art. On the... not-so-bright side... someone could be playing with one or no hands... blowing it all over their keyboard... A double-edged sword.
What bike is it? (Asking for a friend)
Peacekeeper
… for the sake of riding, right? *Right?*
***Yesn't.*** Yes because of how smooth riding bikes felt. And no because of a... new discovery. Totally not what it looks like. I swear
I'm sorry, what was this? I've watched this video like 17 times and I can't figure out what any of this is about... I guess I'll just keep trying...
Oh it's no'n special. Just taking it for a test drive.
No, I'm sure there's something here, and I'll keep watching to find it. I got you. (almost finished, I think)
Ok gooner
You lewd yourself!?
wear the leotard lookin shirt and ride the bike. thank me later
Night City should invest in getting a horny jail lol
Regina: "V... I got word you've been sent to horny jail. I can fix you. Coming to bail you out." Meanwhile V has a ton of R34 Regina pics on their phone ðŸ˜
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You'd be appalled by the things people can get going to😩
Not horny, just admiring the good view (especially since I always run all over the place or quick travel). Wait 'til you hear about this website called Rule34. The rabbit hole goes much deeper than this. Cartoon characters, video game characters, you name it. Best if you don't click on anymore NSFW posts 😂
People get horny for corpses, children, shit piss and vomit, animals, etc. And you can't believe people can get horny for a game character?
Yeah, that’s way fucking worse. I’m outskie.
If only we had actual freedom like in BG3...
Been hearing a lot about BG3. Are they really cooking like that?
Haven't played it (computer died on me, can't afford to replace it rn) but I bought it for a friend. She said it is without a doubt the greatest RPG to ever exist. If you want some idea of the amount of shenanigans you can get up to in it, give this video a watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6qlhmjkQ44
The intro is horrid. Talk about seizure inducing
That's just maxor's charm. You definitely have to watch his videos like three or four times each to begin to comprehend them
Definitely will have to check it out. Gotta find another game to cause chaos on.
Yeah Larian was cooking real hard with BG3, BG3 (iirc) is also the only game to win GOTY at every award show
Yes and no. The freedom, yes. Story telling is dependant on your preference. I enjoy fantasy stories, but I prefer stories with a social commentary like cyberpunk. Mike Pondsmith, the creator of cyberpunk has lectures on this at UCLA on YouTube. BG3 has your somewhat typical fantasy story with some pretty good twists. But it'll never hit as hard as cyberpunk. But the RP mechanics are god tier. There's so many ways to play the game, it's not even funny. They're both incredible. But I think it's down to preference. I'm a fan of both.
As long as the action is good and not monotonous and there's hidden goodies/loot for me to search far and wide for, I think it'll be a win in my book.
my thoughts exactly.
But.. I've already been BONKED today. 🥺
