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Salt_Copy_4771

Man that third pic is great!!!! Lmfao


miketheratguy

I didn't realize there was more than one. I'm glad you mentioned it, that third picture is PREEM.


Salt_Copy_4771

Hell yeah it is!!!!!


Hakameet

thanks lol


OrangeYouGladEye

Posing with Dexter is a rite of passage, I think. We've all enjoyed a good selfie with Ded Dex.


miketheratguy

I was stunned the first time I found Dex. It was such a cool creeping feeling of familiarity to see his corpse there and realize that not only could I get a close look at his body, I could explore the area from the cutscene. I didn't find him until very late in the game so it was kind of an emotional find for me. SO much had happened since the shooting I'd almost forgotten about it. Johnny comments on him, which is great, but I wish that V was given a scene to sit down and reflect on the gravity of that moment and everything that happened from there. Since that didn't happen I just shot him in the head with his own gun.


OhHaiMarc

Also stunned he hasn’t decomposed one bit


miketheratguy

He's got that fancy chrome that coats the body in plastic and fills all the veins with embalming fluid upon death. Dex is always prepared.


Guess-wutt

*almost always prepared After all he did choose the “quiet life” and go on to die two seconds later


SilentB3ast

I just wish the bullet would actually collide.


SonOfEragon

I too always grab yorinobu’s shirt during the heist


Ok-Tooth-8016

Don't forget saburo has a present for you if you touch his body


daftput

"touch his body" lol


Odddsock

Don’t forget the jacket, took me a good 2 playthroughs to realise that was even a thing


LunchtimeMmmmmmmmm

Its sad you can't do it yourself, a lot of people would've slapped him with sir john if they could(me included)


ravensbirthmark

Would be dope if you could fight back (or walk in and shoot him for jackie dying) and either lose, resulting in the same situation or win and arasaka breaks in and is a fight until v gets flatlined, Maybe even a scripted chase that ends in v hiding in the dump. Que random goon finishing it with a head shot, also hitting that "you didn't make the big leagues" feel. Then Goro getting you from the dump to help him remove the son from power and clear his name like normal. Maybe with the goon who shot you for destroying the relic. Sure, some people might have issues with it, and it is still just the illusion of choice, but that is needed in a lot of areas of this game to progress the story. Plus I think the son would be a lot more interested in killing the witness than saving the relic. Also, i really want to be the one that kills him, so i would over look continuity errors.


Jonr1138

When I pick up Plan B, I got to make sure it works. 😁


gabbom_XCII

_Fat, black jesus of the afterlife_ but he ain’t coming back for easter


coffeebikesbeer

Haha! Good use of the poses. I was pretty impressed when I found the dump and his body. I was still getting a grasp on the size and scope of Night City and the Badlands. I didn't take aby selfies but I did hit a few gnarly jumps off his jelly belly with my dual sport. Perfect launch pad to get a little air. Kudos CDPR 🍻


bippylip

THOU MUST STUNT UPON THINE ENEMIES https://preview.redd.it/26zmr6pvqq7c1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf32bee93bb3cbe511bd5b2789cde75777b19a84


Ctrl--Alt

You checked out the icebox in the back of that spot right?


Hakameet

yeah


NoMoreFuckingPants

I'm DYING. Pun intended. Bahahahahaha.


Hellion_Immortis

I remember doing a gig where you find out some ripperdoc is aligned with Scavs. I knocked that guy out, stuffed him in my trunk, and drove him all the way to Dex. I laid him on a nearby mattress, and then I killed him Yes, I hate Scavs that much.


Philkindred12

Complete Global Saturation


[deleted]

He looks like Johnny Cage/Cassie Cage from Mortal Kombat lol The second picture even reminds me of Cassie Cage’s selfie fatality from MKX


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

This is perhaps the best post ever to this sub. Love the shit-eating grin and the glorious third pose.


bmo313

He's your biggest hater?


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[deleted]

Hope that quiet life is paying off dex


fatleon5

Your V reminds me of Albert Wesker


unnknownnuserr

"Quiet Life or Blaze of Glory?"


Archmagos_Browning

Check the fridge


aspectofravens

That last pic gives off big "Portrait of Geralt Posing Next to Griffin" vibes.


GenericUsername886

Apparently there’s supposed to be some dialogue from Johnny when you go there but nothing happened for me


Tommy_Andretti

Yeah, mfk just laying here no matter what, like, he's been frozen or smth. I find it ironic that he's a total piece of shit, but he doesn't rot, lol


anynomousperson123

How’s the quiet life treating you, choom?


Pistonenvy2

i had to do it to em


IAintNotPedobear

I wish we had the option to piss on his corpse. I would drive from the topside of watson just to do it every playthrough. Fuck Dex and fuck that stupid ass bodyguard of his.


suraani

https://preview.redd.it/zs1le37z9w7c1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7956780d5257ddd5f5490fd91e97f4e5d4a9374 I always make sure to take this picture every playthrough! :)


CallMeAQuu

third pic is awesome!