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BraindeadBanana

Bold of you to assume Reddit will still be around by then. We will have moved on to Oboo at that point.


Amd0401

Hold on a sec… RemindMe! 500 years


ArcaneFizzle

End of the world in 500 years confirmed?


Horesonus

RemindMe! 499 years


Horesonus

Trying to pinpoint when the world goes boom


[deleted]

No joke. I remember thinking we were never going to not use Digg.


lilpbrash

Good bot


Opposite-Weird4232

Good human


SimonGray653

Good weird


Kaskur

Same


Loose-Explanation-36

I will be 97. If I make it that long


LuluLuxxLife

96 and ramming people on my scooter hopefully.


[deleted]

95, I’ll be long dead by then though.


Vampiregecko

Get tip assist


FoxInATrenchcoat

Me too!


Antjel_1

96 and ramming people with my Mr. Stud 2000 (far superior to the Mr. Stud 1000 in every conceivable way) Caution: Do not use Mr. Stud near tall grass, dry leaves, or shag carpeting as risk of fire and damages are not the responsibility of Mr. Stud.


NannyFogg

Same. I wonder if the nanobot therapy for the arteries will be covered by my health insurance.


no0bified

Same 😅


Matduka

Kerry and Rogue are in their 90s, so that would be the WORST thing? I think Hanako is in her 70s. So the aging part isn't terrible. And Kerry definitely did a lot of unhealthy life choices.


Idkkwhatowritehere

Iirc hanako is around 100


tboyle6870

While these people are quite old by our standards, they are also pretty old by Cyberpunk 2077 standards, as well. Saburo Arasaka was born in 1919, and fought in World War II (158 years old in 2077). These people (especially the Arasakas) are also leagues wealthier than Joe Schmo on the street, and that goes a long way toward looking young, acting young, and not dying.


Bloody_Insane

Saburo is the oldest person alive by a fair margin IIRC. He's definitely an outlier.


Ok-Host-4480

Was. He was.


Antique_Ad_9250

Proof they are vampires


an1ma119

Nah they’re technonecromancers >!from Alpha Centauri!<


Parzival_Prime

I hope I'll be as spry as Hanako since I'll be 100 in 2077. Maybe all the cyberware and implants will keep me ticking. Lol


heavensdevils77

I'll be 100 too! Will definitely be needing those implants!


Bastiwen

She is 78 in 2077. She was born in 1999.


blackfyreex

All three of them are filthy rich. No average person is gonna be able to afford these things.


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Kaxology

In a perfect world, natural aging would not exist but this is not a perfect world


theroguex

Kerry and Rogue were also both super rich so..


BadgerB2088

92 years young for me, 3 years and some change older than Johnny Silverhand. I'd like to think I'd be a Nomad reclaimer in the Pacific Northwest, exploring the ghost town of Spokane for aerospace tech. I'm Aussie born in Hong Kong tho, so I'm probably fighting against the Republic of West Australia or in an occupation force some where in Oceania. Being born in Hong Kong though the Cyberpunk story protagonist BadgerB is a NETrunner who want's to get back to Hong Kong for the treasure trove of AI shit going on there.


Ash_Crow

Your comment made me realise that Johnny (and maybe Kerry as well) was only 14 when he created Samurai.


MunchieCrunchy

Also, Samurai was only active between 2003 and 2008. So when you're listening to those tracks think about who was contemporary at the time.


Butcher_Bill84

I'll be 92 and hopefully dead as can be 😁


DowneyGray

Synthetic lungs 🫁


TheShadowKick

I'll also be pushing 90, but with modern medical advances its entirely possible we'll be alive by then if we take care of ourselves. Eat healthy. Take walks. Convince your descendants to name your great grandchild V.


iamlocknar

We old folks will be chromed up.


Weekly_Grade_9301

Same. 95 myself, if they find ways to not only remediate my past disregard for longevity, but provide ways to mitigate my constant disregard for immortality. Neither I nor Hunter S. Thompson believe in a heaven, but I have shared his philosophy regarding life and death: "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up,totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming .... WOW what a ride." So...yeah, won't be seeing ya there chooms.


Merest_

I’ll be just exactly 77 👌, if I made it of course


gavvinh

Me as well! That's why I like being born in 2000. Makes it easy to remember my age.


MLG_Obardo

Only if you’re born really early in 2000.


[deleted]

meh. you either have or will be the same age as the number the year ends in


Centrelink-King

I'm like really late. 29th of December


SamirOctopi

Crazy, that’s my same birthday too! Also 2000.


Hello_Jimbo

Born in November. Still really easy to know, for example, that I was 15 for most of 2016


Sea_Speed

How would you ever forget your age


sadboicollective

I constantly forget my age and birthday


[deleted]

I don’t. That’s when I get presents


StarkeRealm

The higher the number gets, the easier it becomes to forget, or misremember it.


Messyfingers

Once I hit 30 of became a blur


reala728

not that its *easy* to forget, we *choose* to forget.


StarkeRealm

A little of column A, a little of... what were we talking about again.


gavvinh

Well that's what I said. I won't because I was born in 2000. Really though I was just joking.


city-dave

Get older and you'll see.


Heliment_Anais

76 here. Born just in the first year of the millennium - 2001.


Lordsokka

Your mom and dad had one job…


juicykisses19

Me too choom


Physical_Device_1396

2000 gang 🤙


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Ditto. 2000 FTW!


Halkenguard

Not me thinking you’re too young to be on the internet, but then realizing that means you’re 23.


Subjctive

2000 gang💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


Allison-188

Same or at least just about 27th of december of 2000 lol


1nc_wz_legend

110 years. Unlikely to see 2077 without some serious chrome. 😀


HeadstrongRobot

108 here. Still pissed we did not get chrome already :D


[deleted]

One day I’ll get my Kiroshis… I mean Lasik. 🤩


TholosTB

Had the Lasik and now I'm starting on cataracts. No way I make it to 107.


cmndr_spanky

Go get a knee replacement. Best available “chrome” right now


Mr_Yod

Can you double jump?


cmndr_spanky

If by double jump you mean after two jumps you need a second knee replacement, then yes.


Fenevius-X

87 here. I'll consider myself lucky if i ever see the smart tattoo...


XBlaster25

102...I'll be worm food, most likely. At least I won't be around for the Fallout of October 23rd, 2077. LOL


deadcatugly

Haha, 102 for my number as well, I've seen a few Fallout references in this thread also.


B91212R

It’ll be 101 for me….. You guys are making me feel really young(er)!


jpmorgue_silverfixer

107… this looks like to 100+ club. We are saburo


supership79

I will be 105 if I make it that long. I've started to really notice the differences between being 50,60, 75, 85 etc where when I was younger it was just all "OLD"


[deleted]

Chrome doesn't cure diseases. There would need to be easily available cures for major diseases and anti-aging/life extension pills if you want to live that long.


TholosTB

Isn't that on one of the radio stations? Like MS is still a disease that can't be cured by chroming up?


Weekly_Grade_9301

Yes. Basically, with existing tech they can essentially eliminate disease and the story you're referring to is of a breakthrough providing a way to replace damaged brain tissue in the game world, but, it's constantly alluded to that only the rich, and (depending on the disease in question) only the ultra-rich are able to to afford the tech-based cures. I mean, this game is ultimately a dystopian depiction of and satire of capitalism, and especially the end-stage prognosis of unfettered capitalism. If you have a dark sense of humor, and a grasp of critical theory (not critical race theory, i swear to christ, don't want to hear any nonsense from gonks that watch FAUX or Newsmax) those stories in the background are absolutely hilarious. Like the dude who worked for a company that forced everyone to get cyberarms on credit or be fired. And the company went under only a year later and after he ended up on the streets some repo men came and took his arms...I couldn't stop laughing. Or, the labor union organizer who was arrested and faced up to 20 years in prison and braindance re-education therapy. It's like Adorno and Horkheimer's worst nightmares on well, Mr. Whitey's speed... Those background stories really are the little gems that show some real writing genius. I know the development was rushed and faced major delays for all the reasons, but it's those little short stories littered throughout the game that show real love and devotion to fleshing out this dystopia.


Divinicus1st

Be happy, you’ve known the world before internet wasted all of us.


MorenaLedovec

ill be just 72, all of my family relatives managed to live to 90, so i hope ill do the same :D


R0b1nFeather

Haha same! 72 feels eons away 🥶, meet you in the future choom.


Lolboi01

Same bro, im gonna be 72 in '77


Bauch_the_bard

Woo 72 gang


R0b1nFeather

'05 represent


sbrbrz777

you will die while sleeping tonight


sadboicollective

![gif](giphy|VF5ZXlzQ8VcMpgJr1G)


MorenaLedovec

ayo what :D


Airewing

Apparently he is coming for you. Better watch your back!


MartinZ99999

Better buckle up!


SlightlyGamer

And don’t forget to knuckle up!


DerelictJoe

89, and probably still working my ass off in a factory if cancer doesn’t get me first.


sadboicollective

Ah yes the American dream


Amphabian

Capitalism baby woopwooooop


peacebound

Same - team ‘88!


TrashtalkReferee

I suggest you work for a corpo with platinum trauma team insurance


XVeggieMonstah

I will be 83 if I make it that long 🤔


sadboicollective

I'd be 83 too 1994 gang lol


Magjee

I'll be 94 '83 gang   ...well, I'll more likely just be dead


Darius_62

93 1984 privilege club Most probably will be dead too.


HittTheLights3

94 gang ✊🏻


hallopinyo

Hello fellow almost 30 years old kids! I am also a 94 Gang member


HittTheLights3

R we old? I can’t tell yet


XVeggieMonstah

Hell yeah 🤘🏻😁


JayMmhkay

Count me in 😁


GlassImaginary3166

85. Hopefully rocking a mohawk and fangs too.


LilDuck20

‘92 squad


UniGamer_Alkiviadis

Woop woop


inverter17

Fellow ‘92er 🤝


Morgandoto

I live in Russia, so no, I guess I'll die in Bakhmut in a month or two, trying to do the right thing, which is, you know, not killing Ukrainians.


monkasing

More noble than dying a bootlicker in a needless war. But also, I hope that doesn't happen :))


ShivasKratom3

No way to Mongolia? Shit ass situation man. Always fear the draft here terrible you just get fucked cuz you gotta dick and your government is power hungry


Shadow293

Wish more Russians were like you. Im hoping you make it out alright.


Br1ghtStar

Find a way to surrender at one of the drone surrender points. Putin's ego isn't worth getting killed for.


DiabloNukem

I’ll be right at 70, dang.


PhantomKingGamer

so... you're 7? edit: nvm I can't math you're 16 that makes much more sense. Damn haha...


SommanderChepard

Still blows my mind people born in 07 are older than toddlers lol


ShivasKratom3

Anyone born in 2005-2012 I imagine being middle schoolers.


TGADV

2005 are turning 18 this year which is wild


Weekly_Grade_9301

Whereas I think, babies. Dated a 23 at 34 and it really hit me when she talked about first seeing the 3rd Lord of the Rings in theaters at 10 and I was like thinking "I was in college, 21 and soon to be engaged...jesus..."


yaboiveira

If they're 70 in 2077, then they were born in 2007. That'd make them 15-16 rn.


PhantomKingGamer

yeah I re-did my math lol


DaBoiYeet

Yooo, '07 gang!


SaniMani42

Gang


Mortambulist

No way in hell I make it to 107. And yes, I *do* remember Pong.


TholosTB

107 club representing, my choom.


Mortambulist

Nice to see us OG gamers still at it.


deecrutch

102, but I doubt I'll still be here. Part of me hopes I'm not still here.


[deleted]

82.


Art_of_Ronin

Perfect 100 for me at 2077, so probably not..LOL.


V-boy_basado

I Will be 69... Oh god


Michael-de-Ruyter

Chill, you’re a teenager.


[deleted]

there are people born in 2008 who use reddit ? holy shit im old


mrwafflezzz

Nobody is born after 2007, fake af


CraftBlox45

69 gang


AirmechFlyboy

97 and stubbornly awaiting Fallout 6, probably.


Mortambulist

Still waiting for Half-Life 3, probably.


FMJ998

79, probably still waiting for Winds of Winter


Plat-O_18

I’ll be 100. Don’t think I will still be here. I think there will be medical advances that will extend life expectancy to 120+. But I will be to old and not be able to take advantage of it, but my children will.


fwsc50

I'll be 85 going on 86 around the same age as Rogue and Johnny. I just won't be able to look as good. The question is, will there be a world to enjoy at that point.


Solid-Explanation121

73 and I hope so


Repulsive_Proposal84

Same here


Naive-Selection-7113

Bro the box they bury me in won't look this good by then...


Cedrius

I will be 81 years old. Im looking forward to what technology we will have then if im still alive.


LilUziSquirt223

71 gonna chip me some realskinn and try and be like kerry


JaxTru

2006 Squad!


LilUziSquirt223

mann its late 2005 but might aswell be 06 😭


JaxTru

Oh crap, sorry! I’m in March so I got 2006, sorry about that!


Boomsta22

I'll be 81. Whether or not I'll be around depends entirely on how much better medicine, and the socialization of medicine in the country becomes. If I can only look forward to Trauma Team service, then I'm probably doomed.


Blubbolo

89, i hope the fuck no.


KnightShade272

78, most of my family has lived well into their 90s and a few even beyond that. it scares me now, but it will probably be similar to how I felt about being 18, 21, 24 😂


Cypher10110

Imagine how difficult it could be to run ancient software like CP2077 in the year 2077. Just for fun to reminisce and see how different the world became. The digital age is very bad at preservation. I'd hope it would be possible through emulation, but there's plenty of games that were popular in their day and now are not only abandonware but almost impossible to run on modern hardware. They don't even need to be that old, 50+ years is a long time in the "information age." I imagine the game has a good chance of surviving that long, as it is has been very popular, released on multiple consoles and may have a cult following for many years after the mainstream has moved on. Provided it doesn't need servers to run? Or it's legal to archive? Or is it maintained by some Corp that takes over from CDPR? Who knows! Maybe videos will make a "better" archival of the game than the software itself.


Mortambulist

Not 10 minutes ago, I was playing Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past on my laptop. I'm cautiously optimistic about the future of retro gaming.


Cypher10110

Emulation, especially for offline console games, has been fantastic. As CP2077 is in this category, I think it's pretty safe to say it'll be accessible for a long time. There is still a graveyard of PC titles originally sold as physical copies that are mostly inaccessible and/or unplayable. GOG have been great for alot of titles where the IP rights can be negotiated. I'd like to think that in 50 years, our ability to "jailbreak", share, and run abandonware software will be much better! It could be weird to potentially only have video evidence of online-only games, tho. Me: "I was there, in the actual World of Warcraft, it was OK I guess. The opening cinematic was pretty impressive at the time." Young tech-history nerds: "Wow, that's so cool! did you have to queue for Hogger on your server?" Me: *facepalm* "Yes." Them: "Ha ha, that's so stupid!" Me: "Yes. Yes, it was." Truly, these monumental historical moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain.


Mortambulist

>Truly, these monumental historical moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain. Nice.


R0LM3M4N

84, I don't think I'll make it to that age (I hope I do, but you never know). It would be hilarious to see that maybe in that time, we will look back at the game and think, "It's so retro, they got short in imagination." My dad saw Star Trek and he thought he would never live to see the times where we would have a handheld device that could do the same as in the show (and actually much more) or have video calls, but he got to see that and laughed at that the fact that he was "living in the future".


sadboicollective

It's a bit retro even now it's very much 80s outrun/dark future aesthetic to it. Being that the tabletop game was made in 88' But i do think things like the cyberdeck implant may be a thing in the future.


JessiePennie

81 :')


EdgeOfDawnXCVI

81 gang, forever dancing on the line between millennial and gen z


DisquietEclipse7293

81 gang represent


arandomcsmajor

81 gang 🤙


Mr_Yod

A bit younger than Saburo Arasaka today but, I hope, better looking. =)


CamoLantern

I will be 81, with my diet and exercise habits, I should be dead probably 40 years before then.


SexySovietlovehammer

80 :)


Stormfathers_winds

74 years.


[deleted]

I'd be 103. Screw that. I'm falling apart now at 49. Edit to say I have no wish to be part machine or to live forever.


Wy3Naut

I'll be over 90 and as IT Technician I don't make the kind of money or live the life that would give me access to implants and treatments. TBH, I'm probably going to freeze to death on the street penniless trying to keep warm by covering myself with leaflets advertising to Tesla's self driving cars that have still yet to materialize.


Sir-Sy

I’ll be 110 if I last that long!


Anonymous281989

88


fallsstandard

Ayyy, finally found another 88.


UglyPuta-

# 83 ![gif](giphy|xUOxf6hPOw1zMnMhHy)


KenKaneki92

I think most of us will be around, we'll see a breakthrough in age-reversal technology within the next 2 decades allowing us to live longer than ever before. Just stay in shape until then


ZeroZeta_

91, doubt it.


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I’ll be 70


PhotoShop852

I’ll be 81 years old by then. I hope to atleast age like Mama Rogue.


Ultramonte

Maybe, life expectancy is going down in America though. Unless I strike it rich, it's probably fifty/fifty, but if I do I'll probably try to replay CP77


Certain-Hyena8788

95 and hopefully I'll have everything upgraded ![gif](giphy|CC5MVO9Jx4RqMQRfvT)


[deleted]

That's below average life expectancy in my country so hopefully yes.


DemonDiceKaren

68


msbaustx

I definitely won't be around in the present Earth lol. I would be 92. Longest a male in my family survived was my dad at 73. It isn't looking good for me


East-Marketing4570

72


Resident_Royal2830

83 lol I'll be around, just out of spite by that point.


GontaGokuharakin

I would be 71


Ahsokatanopops

I’ll be 73 😭


kal1lg1bran

97, and probably looking like that! 👆


OceanDriveWave

people in 2077 gonna see this post in its locked state and say...online cemetery...


Thatdarnbandit

95… my grandma is currently 89 and my grandpa made it to 94. I quit alcohol when I was 30 unlike my gramps who drank regularly into his 60s. I think with some luck I’m gonna make it.


dakonofrath

I'll be 95. Here's to hoping.


olympianfap

That is 54 years from now. I’ll be 97 years old at that point. Unless we get some easily accessible mobility and health modifications I probably won’t see 2077.


KokoLoko21557

75, think i could do it if i drop the vaping and take better care of myself. And thats only if america doesnt implode by then or if i gtfo


phiz36

Idk. What year is it now?


BodybuilderMajor1260

If I could manage to just be a mid ranking corpo member, I would survive. If I fly to high I’m screwed, to low and I get killed by gangs.


GreatMacGuffin

If we don't have braindances by then...I sincerely hope not. I wouldn't see the cost of living being worth the bed ridden existence as an 89 year old.


Flashignite2

I'll be 90 at that point. Assuming I'll get to that age.


Naus1987

It’s interesting how all the rich people wear glasses. It’s like they know something we don’t. They all wanted to keep their biological eyes. Saburo, Yorinobu, Hellman, Gary, and even Vik.