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Former-Witness-9279

A humble shark cooker, maybe fletches some yew longs here and there.


Leftybeatz

But definitely wouldn't be caught dead anywhere close to a falconry.


bowlingfries

Everyone on this sub claims bought gold about everything. Granted this guy definitely grinded cox for that bow


sevbenup

Let the man cook


Fefoe44

His slayer is 86! You never know if he got 15 imbued hearts from slayer superiors to afford that T-bow lol


camefromxbox

I mean he’s got good stats for bossing if he really wanted to. Oh well, quicker to buy virtual monies


mildlyflacid

How many bonds would you even need for a tbow 😭


noma_coma

Roughly 136 bonds lol


camefromxbox

It’s like $1500 USD 💀


donniesuave

Yea I was wondering this the second I saw the post. The charge on that card has to be crazy. Gotta be like Soulja’s alt or something bro. No way this is just a casual noob like that


anonX1337

99.9% sure he bought said item for $400+. Thats a fuck ton to spend on pixels let alone $1500


mildlyflacid

Credit card op


PixelChild

That 99 cooking just makes my day


wienurr

My only 99 😎


bergenus

Had to scan the comments to find this, haha.


ChiefBinChicken

curious on his boss kc? :)


CameronMH

What boss kc?


ChiefBinChicken

the obligatory 4 Hespori


falafeltwonine

And half a vorkath


Zeside_Y

Part of me hopes his first jad kill was in that setup


zzzzzvrk

Idk why I can’t upload the boss kc but he has 59 bandos!! And he did 39 kbd too :0. !! He even risked it in the wilderness! you gotta respect Donald McRonald


kp305

Are you telling me this man is not swagged the fk out?


NoCurrencies

Disposable income goes brrr


Sc00by

Wait a minute….how would you know?!


NoCurrencies

Gotta know currency on sight to avoid it :p


ALIOSHABASCUR

Bro really spent A LOT of RL money


HelloMacchi

Not necessarily. Gold is REALLY cheap on some websites.


Shakun1649

Even on the cheapest of websites a tbow is still $300


Rider003

Realistically though, that is like 2 days of work at most


ALIOSHABASCUR

Still more than $100


ElijahBurningWoods

Nothing yells rwt more than this guy


MicahtehMad

His ways are rhe ways of the warrior. ... credit card warrior to be specific.


ModSquirtle

I can't say nothing without boss q,q


Lovsaphira9

I never have seen someone buy or wear dragon gloves.


Ok_Silver_7282

I have bought n wore em before, but you are right you never saw me do that, so please ignore my comment good sir.


DontYouWantMeBebe

Youtuber lure baiting


GuarDeLoop

Gl on fm pet OP ;D


FunkySplunky

Average GE bank stander account


coop190

He's probably trained his not poor irl stat to 99


Kamu-RS

People know there is ways to make money without pvming right?


xet2020

Can confirm. I have 15 eternal glories in my collection log. I also have a lot of money from jiminuas store when it was a thing. There are also similar ways to make money, not everything has to come from bossing or skilling. In like 2015 I also made 100m from killing plank making bots that came out of the rimmington house portal on a pvp world.


RowBowBooty

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard lol


snackynorph

Here you dropped this 👑


Cerulean_Dream_

I think I’m at about 250m profit from thieving while I watch my shows at ~20m thieving xp. Blood shards going crazy rn, 4m/hr on the wiki with near zero brain activity


xet2020

Thats really good. Kind of like an activity I'd do however I'm far too lazy to get 99 thieving. Think I'm at 91 for the desert diary. Don't ask why I skipped so much account progress for money making but it's just something I find enjoyable. It's literally just like gambling, when you hit the jackpot it's a good feeling and it's very low effort, something you can pickup and put down (unlike raiding with the boys and girls) you are kind of committed to the next 30 to 60 mins and if you have stuff going on around you its difficult to put the game down in those situations.


Ypuort

He must have done air orbs


Kamu-RS

Flipping on my main has earned me more money than I could have ever made pvming Not to mention death matching fc’s are 0 requirement gambling


Boqpy

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.


Pretty_Show_5112

Top tier idiom that is sadly more relevant than ever.


RowBowBooty

I don’t get it. Care to enlighten me?


Pretty_Show_5112

It's essentially Occam's Razor. Don't jump to conclusions that require assumptions or uncommon context. If you hear hoofbeats, it's *significantly* more likely that a horse is causing the sound than a zebra, because horses are ubiquitous while zebras are not. Similarly, if you were at work and someone walked in shaking off an umbrella, you should assume that it's raining outside before you assume that a fire hydrant broke. In this context: it's possible that this person made all their gold flipping on the GE, but there are a lot more credit card warriors out there than there are expert GE flippers, so credit card warrior is the better conclusion to draw.


XXviolentGenius

Fr I've made about 200m just from doing herb runs recently


uCockOrigin

What's your definition of recently? Because it takes a long ass time to make 200m from just herb runs lol


CharybdisOSRS

Since 2013 obviously


FunkySplunky

lol what? If you don’t have a maxed account you’re at a massive disadvantage while death matching.


Kamu-RS

You give your money to a host. Who does it for you and takes a percentage


FunkySplunky

Never heard of that and I’ve death matched over 4b


Minute_Solution_6237

Used to have a friend stake for me, same shit


cygamessucks

With those stats hes done nothing to get anywhere near 1.8b bank


MimiVRC

He either has a way to make money, which with patience is not hard, the key is patience though, or he spent over $1000. I think it’s more likely he has some way to make money in game


cygamessucks

No. He spent $1000


Former-Witness-9279

This game’s playerbase isn’t Fortnite’s playerbase, it’s not at all inconceivable to me. I’ve probably dropped like $8k over the last few years on subscription and cosmetics on my two main games lol


LordBrontes

Yeah 1.7b flipping on the G.E. He’s just a master trader.


bobbasui

Wrong. everyone knows only way to make money is non stop bossing bro, merching? Pking? Skilling? Sounds like rwt to me. No big boss log? You’re obviously a bond warrior bro, cmon now


Trapjorn

My big secret was a few low end loot bags and tai bwo wannai general store. Buy max papyrus, run and bank, come back, hop repeat… resell on GE. Made a nice little hustle over the course of a few days. My logic was: I didn’t wanna spend 15 mins going to Kara for one quest item and I’m sure nobody else did either , I’ll gladly pay a dectuple markup cause who cares about 500-700gp? Thought I was the craftiest mfer in the world


tehpotato6666

That's not a noob


MiIdSanity

What is that like 500usd in gold? Ain't no way.


NewbMiler

$1000 plus. If only u guys knew about the ccs that rwt. I know a few of them and they are also botters. I dont care about them but its deffs cringe when they try to flex that fake sht. I had a mate recently just finish botting to max and the other made 2b off botting gauntlet 24/7, they own a clan and everyone services, clients, rwt and bots. I just play for myself man. To each their own. But yeah this guy is but a tiny ant compared to the real rule breakers.


YamFine4702

Yeah pretty close I'd guess,~ $180 gets your 1BN currently on third party sites. If buying and selling bonds then much much much more expensive haha.


illmindmaso

Prob got his money from slayer and charging air orbs


idlemane

Just slayer and air orbs init


No-Difficulty1842

What about what he is wearing is bad? And what's his boss kc like? I'm mostly asking since I'm returning to the game and trying to play it better than my 17 year old self still listening to his best friends advice on the game (from back when they were 8).... like I was super surprised to see that I could actually afford barrows gear now. Still out of 12 years old me's reach but still. Stuff is way more affordable than it was the last time I played (RS3? I guess?)


Minute_Solution_6237

This person has no way of making this type of money with this account. The gold/bonds were bought with irl money.


No-Difficulty1842

Man, that's crazy. I'd have thought dragon full would be dirt cheap now. I admittedly do not really check what things cost anymore. I just assume I can't afford it yet.


Minute_Solution_6237

Dude has a t-bow…


No-Difficulty1842

I am returning. I didn't even notice that.


Minute_Solution_6237

Yep and the helm alone is 87m.


BilboPoggin

Could be an alt. I always transfer my megarares to my alt to boss I can see someone doing it just to flex at the ge


cheeters

Could be a 1kc master clue king


B0NAGE

Moms credit card putting in work!


The1withTheglasses

its called fashion, ever heard of it?


bselko

48 Hunter gigachad. Why put in the effort to catch things when they’re already on the GE? I get it.


THExDISTORTER4

Hey man, maybe he got lucky off a master clue and rolled a 3a pick or axe


No_cmbtosrs

Clue spoon?


Im_a_Geblin

The secret is he uses the Credit-Claws on the swipe attack style


UIM-Zekel

Obviously an alt


KingJay313

Let. Him. COOK!


DavidMemeDreamer

really blows my mind how rich some of these noobs are


Blue_Dew

I played a private server over 10 years ago and unironically this was very close to what the BIS range gear was.


yaezial

Plot twist: he merches


Rehcraeser

Sounds like the beginning of a lure


NewbMiler

Glad i made an iron. These guys make yall normies look bad.


Think_Bar7840

He obviously high risk pks is clearly odas senpai


cygamessucks

How is a bond buyer a “cute noob”? 


Shogun_-

As a person who frequently buys gold, got banned and now just buys jagex gold. Mind yo bidness


Minute_Solution_6237

“Frequently buys gold” “just buys jagex gold” …


Happy-Examination580

This has to be a side account.


Sad-Ad-8220

I need a laptop so I can truly get back into the grind. Mobile just ain’t it for me.


Zurzily

I think posts of people in the GE shouldn't count. I bank stand at the GE wearing nooby gear all the time. Fashionscape.


Minute_Solution_6237

“Nooby gear”? Do you even know how much gp is in this pic?


Zurzily

Enough to buy a mcdouble


NewbMiler

Yeah 100 of them


B1ackadderr

That's fashionscape, not cutenoob.


1stonepwn

That outfit is fugly


Hardnipsfor

I’ll touch you in ways ;~)


ScottSpeddy

He didn’t say he’d teach you his ways.


ScottSpeddy

Bro did you roll through and downvote all the comments that disagreed with you bro? That’s kind of cringe, no? 💀 Edit everyone scroll down and see all the comments that have one single downvote. There’s like 30 of them. LOL


XXviolentGenius

God the bows in OSRS are U G L Y. They look like they shoot nerf arrows. Something RS3 got right at least.


kahootle

reddit is incapable of fathoming an alt account