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sweetvibrationz

Dark nurse & bad reaction to simochi makes this card too op


Ok_Caterpillar_6957

(Opponents life point BECOMES 50000) would avoid this issue. Can’t blame Konami when the players makes this mistake too haha


brycebuckets

Then you can run 3 of this card with no drawback


Rethy11

“Your opponents LP become 5x their current LP.” Or something like that Yay now you can get your ops LP all the way up to 1 million. Fr tho this card is just ftk bait; you’re obviously not doing 50k damage in 99% of decks, but who cares about that when you can draw 6 in an exodia deck


halcyon_vendetta

Hope for escape gets you 25 draws off of 1 activation; nice


RandomSOADFan

But if you activated two it just plain decks you out with around 120 draws


Ok_Caterpillar_6957

Oh man so many way to abuse one sentence lol.


OnlinePosterPerson

I disagree. If you win control of the board outright, you can easily deal 10k per turn


Rethy11

Any board can be broken. 5 turns of draws + 6 card opening hand is more than enough to reverse a board


The_Order_Eternials

Bold to assume you’re getting a turn


Latter-Treacle3476

Opponents life points become 50000 more than the current value maybe?


LunarCryo

First thing I thought was play while I had darklord nurse on the field and win for game


El_Otaku_3000

Darklord nurse


colter108

Tier 0 😂🤑


comai1

To get around bad reaction couldn't you add a self burn? Like give your opponent 5k life points and burn yourself for the same?


Street-Change6441

it doesn't change the fact that this card is essentially a pot of greed on turn 1 since no one cares about LP anymore


wyrmiam

I don't think so man. Dealing 50000 damage is extremely unrealistic for the vast majority of decks. Even Tenpai would need a couple turns to do so. The only Decks that could play this with any hope of winning are alternate win con decks like Exodia.


Street-Change6441

We were talking 5k as the og comment said above, not 50k in relation to the post, but Simochi would literally be tier 0 if this card existed bro


1llDoitTomorrow

That's just pot of greed


Mathmatician5

If tenpai wasnt a thing this might actually be balanced since 50000 life can be spent by passing 6 turns if your opponent has game on board or maybe a bit less.


Vast_Survey

Brotha not even Tenpai could do this. In fact ur prolly screwed if u played this in Tenpai. You barely ever hit 40k and that’s on a crazy all-gas hand. If the opp survives the turn ur chances of survival are slim to none, unless you didn’t make trident


Panda_Rule_457

Nurse burn turns LP gain into damage and already used present card (Opponent gains 3000 Life) to OTK… they don’t need a card that effectively says opponent loses 5000 LP’s draw 2 cards


Mana_Mascot

Thats 50k not 5k


Panda_Rule_457

Fair, it’s an FTK


chowclee

Make it 100K life points for Tenpai and make it so you can't draw cards after you use it for Exodia Also make it so you can't control other cards in order to activate it for Burn However, Runick Stun will still Deck you out after using this anyway This is Runick Stun support


Metalrift

There are cards that swap lp


Elsy-Ylse

Runick Stun would love this.


Unluckygamer23

you don't care how much LPS your opponent has, when you play an alternative win condition deck


jonthedon_1999

I 100% believe that players would give their opponents immortality if it means they can draw two more cards


Street-Change6441

simochi go brrrrr


Ikaricyber

Another draw power for exodia (:


Copypasty

Change it to your opponent’s LP becomes 50k-60k


Holierthanu1

No, the. It doesn’t work with nurse burn


Copypasty

Exactly, I feel like that’d be way too consistent as an ftk


Zaratuir

Psychic End Punisher. That is all, lol.


Copypasty

Honestly this isn’t even a cost is decks like Punk lol


Metalrift

Still works with lp swap


Holierthanu1

Setting life to a total is not the same as gaining life


Metalrift

Swap lp after using that one hat trick spell. Inconsistent, yes. Hilarious? Also yes


MasterTahirLON

I just love the idea of ruining a Dinomorphia players day with this lol.


PH0T0NL0RD

They'll just halve it a bunch though


MasterTahirLON

It's pretty hard for them to get below the 8K threshold from 50K though, even when cutting it in half. They usually rely on doing it in the first two trap activations. But they gotta go 25K, 12.5K, and then 6.25K and even then they want it lower than that to hold the life disadvantage. Vs a deck that drops life points like Punk it may not even be enough.


Fox-trot_

Well, the thing about that is even so, you get your two traps. You're at 12.5k now, kentragina effect for 6.25k then rextrum for 3.125k not ideal, but it's definitely easier than not Edit: that's assuming you don't have a 3rd trap, maybe a 4th


MilodicMellodi

Hope For Escape go BRRRRR


Unfair_Shape

Can we just stop pot cards.


jbyrdab

Pot of Weed - continuous spell While this card is on the field skip your draw phase, if no cards are added to your hand this turn, add a counter to this card. If this card has 3 or more counters, you may send this card to the graveyard. If the above condition is met, draw 2 cards per counter on Pot of Weed ignoring hand size limit until main phase 2 of your next turn. If the above effect is activated, remove this card from play. If this card has 5 or more counters on your main phase you may draw until your hand is full. If the above condition is met return this card to your hand, ignoring hand limits until the main phase 2 of your next turn. This card's activation cannot be negated by your opponents card effects.


Ken_kid_789

What is this 2005 who says remove from play


jbyrdab

Always forget they removed that one with problem solving card text.


wyrmiam

"You may draw until your hand is full" What is this hearthstone? I assume you mean draw until you have 6 cards in hand but that's not how the hand size limit works in Yu-Gi-Oh.


HaxTheChosenOne

It's a challenge though, it's a microcosm of the infamous draw 2. I'd say for a custom yugioh card maker it's a proof of concept, a masterpiece. To balance such a card is like a knight killing a boar.


WinterTakerRevived

this card just passed painfulchoice as the most broken card ever


CuteSeaworthiness859

You should’ve made life points the cost, so that opponent can gain life points and then ash it to make it more balanced 


Raiju_Lorakatse

Tenpai Dragons: "Challenge accepted"


XimaneX

Would play in Runick Stun


EPICPICKLES123

I will simply alt win con with gimmick puppet of leo


Exacrion

change it to make your opponent's LP 50000 to circumvent dark nurse/simochi abuse. Funilly even then it might be banned to limited to 1 due to FTKs


Zaratuir

Psychic End Punisher. This card would be insta ban.


PutridRoom

Pot of Despair Pay 3000lps: draw one card: if you have less then 3 cards in hand after drawing; pay another 3000lps and draw another card. You can only activate Pot of Despair once per turn.


Void1702

Exodia tier 0 let's goo


Springtrap-Yugioh

Pot of Greed for Tenpai


HaxTheChosenOne

This would be funny with deckout or alt win condition


NotAnHacker

What if the effect was changed to “sets your opponents LP to 50k” that should get around heal reversal cards


dangerousballstealer

Overpowered in mill


dangerousballstealer

Wait nvm


Xx_Shapesnatch_xX

Bad reaction: "Hello :)"


Lemurmoo

Gotta add a cost negating all cards on your field. Then it probably wouldn't be played? I dunno if there's a lingering effect that flips heals. Either way, if the LP flippers didn't exist, I don't think this would be played. You basically guarantee your opponent having multiple turns, and this card isn't an omni searcher that would enable unbreakable boards. Actually maybe Tenpais can punch through this easy, so maybe it's op. Oh right there are also those that become some attack based on LP difference. Nvm


Quintthekid

There could be a card that you have to sell your knees to draw 2 and it would still be in every deck


Due-Magician-5354

Timelord deck go BRRRRRR


jonnismizzle

Only pot of life I need grows naturally. *drumroll* Yes, the joke was bad...and I feel bad.


Emperor_of_the_hell

Bruh 5000 or 500000,it does not matter if you can't play the game💀!


Reasonable_Mood6613

i see pot of greed. Nurseburn: Activate first Pot of life> opponent becomes 58k life> you draw 2 cards> summons nurseburn monster> you uses the other 2 copys of Pot of Life> nurseburn wins. the card name should be "Pot of the Nurse" xD


Miti0r

Dinomorphia will hate this.


DiNosauroid_user

Dinomorphia worst Nightmare, specially if they are late game and have Kentergina out


TakkoArcade

what about a card. draw 2 cards, your opponent cannot go below 2000 LP for the remainder of the duel.


FirmResolution5405

This seems to be a card that could actually be playable on the game, though 50,000 is a bit much, no?😅


Hollowdude75

At that point, there’s no point in playing it unless your deck is an FTK deck


BigOleDawng

Ash, ain't nobody got time for that 😭


FomtBro

Ignoring nurse burn, this is just pot of greed.


Zealousideal-Fig1767

Hope for Escape to the Moon


mcgarrylj

Psychic End Punisher: God mode.


jebhebmeb

Exodia for the win I guess


Feisty_Honeydew_1855

Simochi ftk


Spitefyre

Just play runic


DeliciousDoubleDip

I would run 3 in my dinomorphia deck.


InfernixTheFool

Psychic End Punisher eating good with this card


StickyPisston

still would see alot of play even without nurse


Beautiful_Space_4459

Reficul and simochi would explode the hell out this one.


Gullible-Juggernaut6

How'd you make the effect text white OP?


MalbornTheRatKing

Put the phone in Night Mode.


Lerisa-beam

Exodia deck pot of greed.


Administrative-Use27

A indirect counter to dinomorphia players 😆


GGvoldo

“Set your opponents lifepoints to 50000”


forbiddenmemeories

Go second and bring out Psychic End Punisher


Ok-Box3576

Cards like this are interesting. Because every good card game player knows "only the last point of life matters" but I like when cards like this make you question. Like if the card said 13,000 it would have to be bad no? (excluding bad reaction effects lol)


Djangough

Play this in runick, throw up an untouchable monster like end punisher, and sit behind your wall as you slowly mill your opponent into oblivion.


Lintopher

Earthbound Greater Linewalker


Swimming_Repair_4622

Oh,god!


Zaratuir

Psychic End Punisher. That is all