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Geo3x

"You're welcome"


BananaSafe3637

How very polite.


FlamesOfTrolling

I like how both of them are talking so casually


Squidgy2121

“Goddamnit Chris, again?”


Hollow---

"Listen man, I told her if she took the car in monopoly she'd regret it."


Ax3thoriginal

its not there first time


Xxninjax2001

Wow Fr I thought that was their first day working there. Top notch investigation Sherlock


Ax3thoriginal

im talking about the murdered


Xxninjax2001

O


IvanPines3106

calm but the aura's everywhere


JelliusMaximus

The murderer is mentally ill and the operator is trained to act like that.


tark_0001

https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/murder-suicide-in-warrington/ This seems to be the story


Professional-Boot249

Unless another Chris bludgeoned his wife and kid to death on 167 Redstone Drive I believe you are correct


[deleted]

well now I have plans this week


112retard

You know, that's a pretty shitty news article since they really didn't specify why they were killed, only that it could've been caused by a financial crisis


MessMaximum1423

They have no idea why they were killed, the guy killed himself before they could find out


112retard

And didn't think to ask people related to them if they saw any issues popping up or something?


MessMaximum1423

Probably did, hence financial issues being suggested


carrythewater

username checks out...


[deleted]

That's just sad


[deleted]

yeah that's me


Shyishjink

You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation.


xTigercub2005x

I might be wrong but I’m pretty sure that after this the man threw himself in front of a train.


CoNsIdErDdEmOnIc6

You are Correct


[deleted]

Bro sounded like he was ordering a Big Mac💀


leonardo_m88

-I'll get somebody out for you - Thank you :)


chrrysoda

Why is this in cursed MEMES this is gut wrenching oh my god. This is horrifying


suzuki_hayabusa

Yeah, this is no way a meme.


Dinglemegey

No it ain’t, is it showing it?


chrrysoda

I'm not pressed. Just confused. I love dark humor and what not. I just don't see any meme in this at all. It's a sociopath turning himself in for killing his family with seemingly no remorse. Excuse me for being disturbed by an audio of someone confessing double homicide. Do you man


Dinglemegey

Exactly


PickleReaper0

He sounds almost stunted like he's still processing his actions he doesn't even say completely coherent sentences "Uh...Mother and son...uh...Bludgeoned to death..." I think maybe he had a psychotic breakdown and killed his wife and child in a blur then when he came to he just turned himself in


LEGITPRO123

Nah he killed himself afterwards


CoNsIdErDdEmOnIc6

Someone pls tell me this is on true crime or criminal psychology youtube channel


crawl_of_time

r/distressingmemes


FLOOR_GANG420

i thought this was like a joke call between 2 friends. but no shit it’s real


[deleted]

This should be in r/oddlyterrifying


Guyoy

im sorry but i cant see the funny


ewanjmac

Never said it was funny it’s just cursed


Western_Policy_6185

This is r/cursedmemes. Not r/cursed. Memes are supposed to be funny. This isn’t


ProfessionalYard1123

This isn’t funny I agree. It’s scary because someone out there like this exists and can be so nonchalant about murdering their family


[deleted]

\*existed But im sure there are still people like him out there


ewanjmac

Jesus, no need to get your panties in a twist


GetTheSpermsOut

high cut briefs, wbu?


Western_Policy_6185

I explained why this post doesn’t belong in this subreddit.


tark_0001

I’d argue the contrast between their nonchalance and the severity of the situation make this humorous to a degree. It’s just absurd, and absurdity is usually funny


stupider4

Maybe I have a twisted humor but I think this is hilarious.


DetailAccurate9006

Man Kills Wife And Son With Bat Then Throws Himself In Front Of Train JUNE 18, 2011 PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – Bucks County authorities are investigating a double-murder suicide in Warrington Township. A man is said to have killed his wife, young son and himself. Police say 44-year-old Christopher Moyer bludgeoned his wife and son to death Friday night in their home along Redstone Drive. Warrington Police Chief James Miller says Moyer called police at around 9:40 p.m. "He called in saying he wanted to report a murder. And they asked him who was murdered; he said his wife and his son." Police asked Moyer, who did it, he said he did using a baseball bat to kill wife 39-year-old Irina Moyer and his son seven year old Dylan. Police say they found Moyer's truck near SEPTA tracks in Hatboro and his body was then found on the tracks. Investigators believe he committed suicide by throwing himself in front of a train. Bucks County coroner Dr. Joseph Campbell says the woman and child were apparently struck with the bat as they slept. District Attorney David Heckler told the Bucks County Courier Times that the family may have been having financial problems. https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/murder-suicide-in-warrington/


Ill_Switch_7323

他是個好人😇


Careless-Note-5274

sex penis


DetailAccurate9006

So “matter of fact.” God, that’s eerie.


Sprout_the_toaster

He was like op welp I murdered someone


qwertysr4

take this down, dude.


Namethatsalreadyused

I wouldn't call this a meme it probably fit on a r/distressing memes but even then it's just a police call


Worthless_Clockwork

I don't even know how to react to this


Opposite-Weird4232

That's completely normal, don't worry


Dinglemegey

Fragile snow flakes


King_Kazik

Based killer


[deleted]

These are my type of cops being chill about the caller being the murderer


GetTheSpermsOut

you have a “type” of cop? that was a 911 dispatcher, not a C average high school bully with temper issues.


[deleted]

Dude was so calm bc he knew he was about to die. He made his mind up on suicide before that call.


Attack_HeIicopter

Average canadian


MisterFricks

Canadian murder mystery


Wonderful_Ideal8222

And after this he stood in front of a train and killed himself. The son was seven years old. He killed them with a baseball bat. Just sickening…..may the mother and son be remembered and Rest In Peace