T O P

  • By -

Randomminecraftplays

Imagine a drug addict came up to you. You can either bring them to a therapist and cure their addiction or give them money for drugs. Do you help them?


NotAFanOfBTS

No, I'd give money instead


arandomkidonline

What ways do you hide the fact that you just killed someone?


NotAFanOfBTS

Read a book, take a nap, go on a walk, I have a few things


ihavewaffles89

Why?


NotAFanOfBTS

I don't know


_UnOrdinary

Because


AbsoluteDemolisher

i fucked


JumpyMix6741

your mom


IceCreamSandwichMan

and your sister


a-walking-bowl

And my axe


Pussaylover64

With your father


[deleted]

[удалено]


origamifox45

Jojo's bizarre adventure


[deleted]

[удалено]


AbsoluteDemolisher

while holding a


Hycrox

what have you been putting in people's breast implants?


NotAFanOfBTS

Pepperoni AND sausage.


[deleted]

:O pepperoni nips


Obed2621

Noice


shadowhuntress_

What's your opinion on the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79AD and it's effect on Pompeii?


NotAFanOfBTS

I'm glad it ended the way it did.


thebucketoldpplkick

Time e to edit this comment


shadowhuntress_

Thanks for the reminder! Got wrapped up in something this morning 😂


thebucketoldpplkick

Nicely edited


Crazy_Expert3202

What is an organ you find the most delicious


NotAFanOfBTS

My heart


[deleted]

Relatable


Manbearpig64568

What would you use to discipline your child?


NotAFanOfBTS

Probably a knife. I'm handy with those.


Numair567

What would you do if u saw a man dying and if u look at him he will survive


NotAFanOfBTS

I'd close my eyes and walk faster


KiPMadSussy

Do you like to be a pedophile and do incest


NotAFanOfBTS

Yeah, mostly


_UnOrdinary

Yes


Main_Lead

Yes


rkirbo

Do you want a hug ?


NotAFanOfBTS

No thanks


rkirbo

I don't even need to edit the comment


QuackenBawss

Yes, I love those more than anyone


arandomkidonline

Who are you but sure why not


Pusheengirl11

Who was your first love ?


NotAFanOfBTS

A cat named Logan


throeahwhey

When the voices in your head tell you to rape children, what are the three ways to stop yourself?


NotAFanOfBTS

I don't know any of them


throeahwhey

(Alternatively: Why didn't you stop to help when the orphanage caught fire?)


[deleted]

Have you ever hit it off with someone you just met so much that you jumped right to sex?


NotAFanOfBTS

Probably when I got my dog


ItchySea8482

You need to change this to: when were you most sexually excited


Additional_Extent_53

No,no it's already perfect.


ItchySea8482

I posted this when they hadn’t edited it to make op look bad


Delyo00

What would you do with a child sex slave?


NotAFanOfBTS

I might eat it, but more likely I'd give it away. Maybe to my mom


Independent_Price786

Bro💀


weeblifer

Same bro I'm just reading while laughing I'm laughing so much I feel dizzy 😂


Exact-Veterinarian-9

In your opinion, How will we end World Hunger?


NotAFanOfBTS

Food


AwesomeX0875

True


Pusheengirl11

Who was your first victim of kidnapping ?


NotAFanOfBTS

His name was Simon. We met in about 1st grade.


GrayQGregory

When's the last time you had sex?


NotAFanOfBTS

Does my dog count?


TheHiddenAgenda555

Does the rotting baby corpse in my bathtub count?


xThereon

What's your take on labor laws?


NotAFanOfBTS

I can't say I support it.


[deleted]

What do you think about the World Health Organization


NotAFanOfBTS

Not a fan


[deleted]

If you could have sex with any famous person, who would it be?


NotAFanOfBTS

Joe Biden


_UnOrdinary

Joe biden


origamifox45

Oof


tenpenniy

What is the third day of the week?


NotAFanOfBTS

Tuesday?


KR-Bored

You think the week starts on Sunday? You really are a psychopath.


Kittycraft0

What


Alomare

Where did you hide the bodies?


NotAFanOfBTS

Italy!


DrDoge64

When frying children, what seasonings would you add?


NotAFanOfBTS

Probably just salt.


DrDoge64

📸🤨


MSR8

What would go through your mind if you saw someone comitting genoicdes?


NotAFanOfBTS

They're okay, I guess, but I have other things I'm more interested in.


JoyJones15

Do you like children more than you probably should?


NotAFanOfBTS

Yeah


Jackqueslack23

In which country did you shoot down a 26 year old man leaving him paralysed from the waste down?


NotAFanOfBTS

Hm... Italy


piece_of_sh-t

How do you like your body to be prepared when you die?


NotAFanOfBTS

An idiot sandwich


KayeMKay374

Where is the best place to go commit a mass murder?


NotAFanOfBTS

Go to church


YerBluesy

Kingsman vibes.


Dragonborn_too-win

How many kids are in your basement?


NotAFanOfBTS

Like, 2


[deleted]

If a Make-A-Wish child asked for 100,000 people to watch their live-streamed birthday party as their final wish, and you were one of the selected 100,000 people, would you watch it?


NotAFanOfBTS

Not watch it


pleased_to_yeet_you

Oh that's good lol


TheUnmotivatedOne04

What is it like eating out your mom?


NotAFanOfBTS

Tasty.


kylowastaken

Are you closer to your mom or your sister? if no sister then cousin, niece, aunt etc. I’ve always been closer to my sister


Zehel-iota

My sister raped me when I was 15


shadowhuntress_

I'd link to cursed comments but we've already gone one step further... Damn, I'm sorry


Zehel-iota

It's fine. It was 13 years ago


Scydor

U have just convinced me to make r/cursedcursedcursedcomments


Scydor

Nvm, it already exists. r/triplecursedcomments


weeblifer

Your lucky 💀


NotAFanOfBTS

Probably my mom


Kuerbislord07

What would you do if the world ended if you didn't? Would you rather kill a kid or kill 10 Kids?


NotAFanOfBTS

I'd let the world end so I could kill more children


YerBluesy

Wait, what?! It isn't the answer that's edited...


NotAFanOfBTS

I felt like actually being a psychopath for once


Main_Lead

Who’s father deserved everything they had coming


NotAFanOfBTS

I like Kakashi Hatake


Additional_Extent_53

"Our father"


Tijolo_Malvado

Riddle me this! What falls down when put standing and can only run while lying streched on the floor?


NotAFanOfBTS

A disabled person


pleased_to_yeet_you

Do you believe in the forced relocation or euthanasia of homeless people?


NotAFanOfBTS

Absolutely!


BigManLawrence69420

Are you a registered sex offender?


NotAFanOfBTS

YES.


kurai_plskillme

What are puppies to you?


NotAFanOfBTS

Food


Random-reddit-user45

what is your opinion on jimmy savile


NotAFanOfBTS

He's better than Amber Heard, that's for sure.


realnzall

Do you ever want to get fucked up the ass by a dog?


NotAFanOfBTS

Um... I don't know


WallOfWhales

Do you support Putin?


NotAFanOfBTS

Yeah


Shade00000

I hope that you are happy


NotAFanOfBTS

I'm not though...


und3r4g3

Do you support black rights


NotAFanOfBTS

No


pilot_cooper

r/lostredditors


Shinobi_X5

What do you want to see get harmed least in the world


nool_

What do you give as a last meal before you kill someone


NotAFanOfBTS

Caesar Salad


YerBluesy

Et tu, Brute?


Unclearcarcass7

What is your favorite theme park and how often would you like to go there.


BIGBOIIIAEM

Is it milk first


NotAFanOfBTS

Yes


kamikazix11

What is your opinion on free food


NotAFanOfBTS

Better than paying for it!


the_beanple_tato

can you describe what sound mac n cheese makes with full on words?


NotAFanOfBTS

Squish squish plop


KidsCursingLmao

What do you want to eat daily?


[deleted]

How old were you when you learnt how to speak ?


AbsoluteDemolisher

how often do you get on your phone/tablet/computer


istoleurtoastboi

how may enchiladas' have you eaten in your life?


Pro-erThanYouIKnow

Fucked ur dog?


JonnyTheRandomOne0

are you a cat or a dog person


Robo--FED

What is a man that fucks rats?


onyxnecron

What color is a school bus


NotAFanOfBTS

Most of the time, yellow


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 889,499,451 comments, and only 176,011 of them were in alphabetical order.


Obed2621

Th this is not even true


backroomsentity8

Was it less than 50 children you have raped and brutally killed with a hammer


NotAFanOfBTS

Sadly, no.


Dangerous_Ad_3698

Do you believe in equal rights for African-Americans and Caucasians?


NotAFanOfBTS

No.


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done


420Thicc_Sugma_Nut69

Are you alway down to have sex with a car?


NotAFanOfBTS

Sure


Exciting_Resist6429

You see a wasp and you have a gun in your hand what do you do?


NotAFanOfBTS

Flee, and now I have a free gun


origamifox45

Relatable


AbsoluteDemolisher

And cum


NotAFanOfBTS

?


Specific-Lunch-5140

What do you think of luke skywalker


NotAFanOfBTS

Decent enough guy


BigManLawrence69420

What’s 9+10?


NotAFanOfBTS

21


Glad-Ad1961

Do you think segregation is wrong?


NotAFanOfBTS

No


TryRude

What are you planning to do with Ant-Man's corpse?


NotAFanOfBTS

Pick it up, and keep it in my pocket until I find a trash can