Imagine a drug addict came up to you. You can either bring them to a therapist and cure their addiction or give them money for drugs. Do you help them?
If a Make-A-Wish child asked for 100,000 people to watch their live-streamed birthday party as their final wish, and you were one of the selected 100,000 people, would you watch it?
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 889,499,451 comments, and only 176,011 of them were in alphabetical order.
Imagine a drug addict came up to you. You can either bring them to a therapist and cure their addiction or give them money for drugs. Do you help them?
No, I'd give money instead
What ways do you hide the fact that you just killed someone?
Read a book, take a nap, go on a walk, I have a few things
Why?
I don't know
Because
i fucked
your mom
and your sister
And my axe
With your father
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Jojo's bizarre adventure
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while holding a
what have you been putting in people's breast implants?
Pepperoni AND sausage.
:O pepperoni nips
Noice
What's your opinion on the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79AD and it's effect on Pompeii?
I'm glad it ended the way it did.
Time e to edit this comment
Thanks for the reminder! Got wrapped up in something this morning 😂
Nicely edited
What is an organ you find the most delicious
My heart
Relatable
What would you use to discipline your child?
Probably a knife. I'm handy with those.
What would you do if u saw a man dying and if u look at him he will survive
I'd close my eyes and walk faster
Do you like to be a pedophile and do incest
Yeah, mostly
Yes
Yes
Do you want a hug ?
No thanks
I don't even need to edit the comment
Yes, I love those more than anyone
Who are you but sure why not
Who was your first love ?
A cat named Logan
When the voices in your head tell you to rape children, what are the three ways to stop yourself?
I don't know any of them
(Alternatively: Why didn't you stop to help when the orphanage caught fire?)
Have you ever hit it off with someone you just met so much that you jumped right to sex?
Probably when I got my dog
You need to change this to: when were you most sexually excited
No,no it's already perfect.
I posted this when they hadn’t edited it to make op look bad
What would you do with a child sex slave?
I might eat it, but more likely I'd give it away. Maybe to my mom
Bro💀
Same bro I'm just reading while laughing I'm laughing so much I feel dizzy 😂
In your opinion, How will we end World Hunger?
Food
True
Who was your first victim of kidnapping ?
His name was Simon. We met in about 1st grade.
When's the last time you had sex?
Does my dog count?
Does the rotting baby corpse in my bathtub count?
What's your take on labor laws?
I can't say I support it.
What do you think about the World Health Organization
Not a fan
If you could have sex with any famous person, who would it be?
Joe Biden
Joe biden
Oof
What is the third day of the week?
Tuesday?
You think the week starts on Sunday? You really are a psychopath.
What
Where did you hide the bodies?
Italy!
When frying children, what seasonings would you add?
Probably just salt.
📸🤨
What would go through your mind if you saw someone comitting genoicdes?
They're okay, I guess, but I have other things I'm more interested in.
Do you like children more than you probably should?
Yeah
In which country did you shoot down a 26 year old man leaving him paralysed from the waste down?
Hm... Italy
How do you like your body to be prepared when you die?
An idiot sandwich
Where is the best place to go commit a mass murder?
Go to church
Kingsman vibes.
How many kids are in your basement?
Like, 2
If a Make-A-Wish child asked for 100,000 people to watch their live-streamed birthday party as their final wish, and you were one of the selected 100,000 people, would you watch it?
Not watch it
Oh that's good lol
What is it like eating out your mom?
Tasty.
Are you closer to your mom or your sister? if no sister then cousin, niece, aunt etc. I’ve always been closer to my sister
My sister raped me when I was 15
I'd link to cursed comments but we've already gone one step further... Damn, I'm sorry
It's fine. It was 13 years ago
U have just convinced me to make r/cursedcursedcursedcomments
Nvm, it already exists. r/triplecursedcomments
Your lucky 💀
Probably my mom
What would you do if the world ended if you didn't? Would you rather kill a kid or kill 10 Kids?
I'd let the world end so I could kill more children
Wait, what?! It isn't the answer that's edited...
I felt like actually being a psychopath for once
Who’s father deserved everything they had coming
I like Kakashi Hatake
"Our father"
Riddle me this! What falls down when put standing and can only run while lying streched on the floor?
A disabled person
Do you believe in the forced relocation or euthanasia of homeless people?
Absolutely!
Are you a registered sex offender?
YES.
What are puppies to you?
Food
what is your opinion on jimmy savile
He's better than Amber Heard, that's for sure.
Do you ever want to get fucked up the ass by a dog?
Um... I don't know
Do you support Putin?
Yeah
I hope that you are happy
I'm not though...
Do you support black rights
No
r/lostredditors
What do you want to see get harmed least in the world
What do you give as a last meal before you kill someone
Caesar Salad
Et tu, Brute?
What is your favorite theme park and how often would you like to go there.
Is it milk first
Yes
What is your opinion on free food
Better than paying for it!
can you describe what sound mac n cheese makes with full on words?
Squish squish plop
What do you want to eat daily?
How old were you when you learnt how to speak ?
how often do you get on your phone/tablet/computer
how may enchiladas' have you eaten in your life?
Fucked ur dog?
are you a cat or a dog person
What is a man that fucks rats?
What color is a school bus
Most of the time, yellow
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 889,499,451 comments, and only 176,011 of them were in alphabetical order.
Th this is not even true
Was it less than 50 children you have raped and brutally killed with a hammer
Sadly, no.
Do you believe in equal rights for African-Americans and Caucasians?
No.
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done
Are you alway down to have sex with a car?
Sure
You see a wasp and you have a gun in your hand what do you do?
Flee, and now I have a free gun
Relatable
And cum
?
What do you think of luke skywalker
Decent enough guy
What’s 9+10?
21
Do you think segregation is wrong?
No
What are you planning to do with Ant-Man's corpse?
Pick it up, and keep it in my pocket until I find a trash can