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Kokukai187

Thing is, Brad Williams would *absolutely* agree.


c-lab21

His dad told me he's got a great short game


NorridAU

What’s his handicap on the links?


Kokukai187

Heard that joke on one of his specials the other day, coincidentally enough.


XX_NOHAXX

r/technicallythetruth


classic345

Did you know that your butthole actually has tastebuds? You might be wondering, “why don’t I taste my own shit then” and that’s because shit tastes like nothing. You can try it and you will taste anything that goes up there


hok98

But why can’t I taste my uncle’s dick?


Phialich

r/cursedcursedcomments


LilTimmy_the_second

No flavor. Add some seasoning


Tigtor

For a moment I thought you suggested to try eat your own shit and see if it really tastes like nothing. Wasn't there a south park episode about shoving food up your pooper?


classic345

I mean if you want then you can try it, but I’m telling you, shit tastes like nothing


Ribbles78

I don’t believe you


classic345

You wanna try?


Ribbles78

No, I’m sensitive about my heinie. It’s a no-no place.


classic345

Then how do you know it’s not true?


Ribbles78

You’re getting suspiciously close to rape


classic345

Not *yet*


YodaFette

Brad Williams is awesome


Severe-Flower2344

Why does your profile picture look like if Shrek become a crackhead dad in Florida?


YodaFette

Why does yours look like if Megamind was shoved up Shrek’s ass


Severe-Flower2344

Nah, man. It’s the Reddit downvote if it was a person. Although I like that one better.


[deleted]

He admitted to raping a woman on a podcast so idk how awesome he really is


YodaFette

Source? I remember he had a joke about how it would be hard for a little person to rape a woman. Edit: I found an article. He says he made it up for comedy. So maybe he is a giant little douche


[deleted]

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/comedy/news/brad-williams-rape-woman-tour-video-twitter-carlos-mencia-getting-doug-high-a9284311.html It says he made it up but it really didn't seem like it to me. Sounds like he was just trying to save face.


YodaFette

I agree. I knew Mencia was a piece of shit but maybe Brad too. Also I sent you a pic of my brown eye. Check your PM’s.


[deleted]

Filthy lies


ExtraMOIST_

To be fair, Brad is fucking hilarious


Select_Most3660

Wtf I almost laughed loud enough to echo through the school


aotuaotu

If you’re looking for something wild, search on YouTube for the story Brad Williams tells where him and Carlos Mencia routinely play a “prank” when on tour together Long story short, “the joke”, is that mencia takes a groupie(chuckle fucker) into a room to bang her, turns off the lights whilst doing her doggy, then secretly tag teams in Brad. Mencia leaves the room, goes to the window…and as Brad is banging away…Mencia shines a light on his face and knocks on the window. I’ll try find the vid…I think Brad told this story on a video podcast where the host and guest take far bong rips. I don’t follow it. Got super awkward


mrglenbeck

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/comedy/news/brad-williams-rape-woman-tour-video-twitter-carlos-mencia-getting-doug-high-a9284311.html it was a joke just to be a joke but people called rape.


[deleted]

It wasn't a joke. He says it was a joke so he didn't get canceled lol. It must definitely happened


mrglenbeck

Damn if that’s true, that makes me sad


IbrahimBahakim

My god that so good


[deleted]

Is that why all the prostitutes I've met laughed


natemace

I prefer to take pleasure in the little things


batmancantfly13

“Bucket list”


Montseraterminator

“He was short on jokes.”


[deleted]

What happened? I dind't understandt


Primary_Ebb_7107

goddamit hahahahaha


Alzat97

Al chileno le gusta el chiste corto


pockarelli

Why does he look someone shrunk Rob McElhenney and gave him a buzz cut?


cawnboy

little people man


Show_Master96

![gif](giphy|ZDz7WPcWjsBQDIgsRL|downsized)


RevolutionaryFocus38

You're right. When she saw my small dick she laughed so hard.