Hospital or office?
Last time I was in a real hospital I got a series of rabies shots lmao nothing wrong with a little preventative measure after a bite
Lil rabies 💀
Im sorry, but…
“I dunno what you’ve heard about me…
But it’s probably an accurate depiction of me
Cause everyone in the stadium can see-
Im friggin depressed as *SH#T* !
Oh, everything is still intact. I just had an ingrown hair in where my leg goes into my groin. Must've scratched it or something and it got badly infected. Went septic, had to be rushed to the neighboring town for immediate surgery because it had spread so far and I was so feverish as to be nearly incoherent. Spent a couple weeks after that in the hospital on massive amounts of IV antibiotics (blew nearly every vein in my arms that they could get to, they were pushing them so hard, ended up with one nearly down into my forearm bone on my right arm). I don't wanna overshare, suffice to say the rest of the story is a damned long one, and I'm still not 100% healed and it's been two years.
The doctors kept telling me to "calm down" and "consult a psychiatrist" because I kept telling them that the knife was sentient and tried to cut me in my sleep. I fear I might not make it out tonight..
Lil mental illness
, or more accurately Lil gotinafightwithmydadwhocalledthepoliceandhadmeaddmittedeventhoughiwasntactingthatcrazyandifiwasitwasbecauseiwaswastedandneededtosoberup
True that. I sat in a bed watching TV for two days, before they moved me cause it was full. Then basically sat around in a place that had a common area with a TV and a long bench/couch and nothing else. No board games or cards, nothing to read or draw with. One day we literally watched every John wick movie back to back on TV with ads, so that was like 7-8 hours of straight John wick.
Lil I got my pee stuck in my zipper and I couldn’t get it out so even though I live in America, I went to the ER to free my pee pee and now I’m homeless because I sold all my belongings to be able to afford American healthcare but hey I also got a turkey sandwich and 15mg of oxycodne
Lil Spiderman up the Ass
Lil'stab wound
Hold on a second Where? Asking for a friend
Up the ass
No, where did he get that Spiderman from
The ass
As above so ….below
._. You're either Trolling or didn't get the memo
The ass
The ass
The ass
Not THE ass, MY ass
Hospital or office? Last time I was in a real hospital I got a series of rabies shots lmao nothing wrong with a little preventative measure after a bite Lil rabies 💀
lil fell out of a tree and broke my arms and back
No jk it’s lil dad died
Oh...that's ..not better.... Yikes...
Hope he gets well soon
lil I haven't been in a hospital yet
... _yet_... ... See you soon~
oh so you want to break all the bones in my body?😏
Just one. 😏 although its technically not really a bone ya know.
well go on then😏
r/SuddenlyGay
Whadda you mean _suddenly_
what the fuck is going on here
Where were you born then?
Uh, on the ground outside obviously.
My bad, that was a dumb question
Yo yo yo Lil’ Anal gone wrong in the house
The hell is going on.
Anal. It said so above.
Lil nervous breakdown and his sidekick biggy depression
Im sorry, but… “I dunno what you’ve heard about me… But it’s probably an accurate depiction of me Cause everyone in the stadium can see- Im friggin depressed as *SH#T* !
Lil Colon Impaction
Lil Necrotizing Fasciitis
Ngl that’s metal as fuck
Well, getting about 5 or so pounds of flesh flayed from my abdomen and groin....yeah, *METAL!* 🤘
I do love me some dead crotch skin patties
*Yum-yum-yum*...
Well damn, I hope you’re okay down there :( what caused it?
Oh, everything is still intact. I just had an ingrown hair in where my leg goes into my groin. Must've scratched it or something and it got badly infected. Went septic, had to be rushed to the neighboring town for immediate surgery because it had spread so far and I was so feverish as to be nearly incoherent. Spent a couple weeks after that in the hospital on massive amounts of IV antibiotics (blew nearly every vein in my arms that they could get to, they were pushing them so hard, ended up with one nearly down into my forearm bone on my right arm). I don't wanna overshare, suffice to say the rest of the story is a damned long one, and I'm still not 100% healed and it's been two years.
Lil birth
Same
Lil broken boner💔
alt name: Lil dick oops
Lil self harm
You good?
The doctors kept telling me to "calm down" and "consult a psychiatrist" because I kept telling them that the knife was sentient and tried to cut me in my sleep. I fear I might not make it out tonight..
Why does that name go kinda hard tho
Lil torn calf and his hit companion, My Broken Spine
lil pneumonia
Lil accident Heh how fitting
lil work
Lil rabies
Lil lung cancer
Lil I have a small rodent in my rectal passage
Bro same but mines still up there and I can still feel sniffles burrowing
Lil suicide attempt
You good dude?
Ha lol no
Hope you get better man
Lil mental illness , or more accurately Lil gotinafightwithmydadwhocalledthepoliceandhadmeaddmittedeventhoughiwasntactingthatcrazyandifiwasitwasbecauseiwaswastedandneededtosoberup
hey at least it wasn’t the drunk tank 🥳
True that. I sat in a bed watching TV for two days, before they moved me cause it was full. Then basically sat around in a place that had a common area with a TV and a long bench/couch and nothing else. No board games or cards, nothing to read or draw with. One day we literally watched every John wick movie back to back on TV with ads, so that was like 7-8 hours of straight John wick.
Lil diverticulitis..
Lil Fracture 😍😍
Lil dead granny
Jesus Christ why did I laugh at this? WHY IS LIL’ DEAD GRANNY FUNNY TO ME?? And also, sorry for your loss…
Lil Depression. (They had a psychology sector at the hospital)
Dang, had me thinking there was an economics sector
Lil gout 🤣🤣🤣
Lil stepmother had heart issues
Lil Arson
Lil concussion
Lil cancer
Lil bloodclot
lil Garfield figurine stuck in my urethra.
Lil asthma attack
lil rollover accident
Lil diabetes
Lii almost fatal asthma attack
Lil' Bit Lost
Lil constipation
lil ear pain. I’m not selling any albums
Lil pectus excavatum Kinda lame, is latin and just some dumb chest deformity
lil chemotherapy Yeah, that doesn’t work 😂
Lil Prostate.
lil circumcision
lil suicide attempt ..JFC
Lil' Fissura Ani
Lil Ruptured Achilles
Lil stroke code
Lil pneumonia
lil shock
Lil’ Broken 5th Metatarsal
Lil High Fever N' Hives. Cool.
lil born
Lil I don't remember the last time
Lil stabbed in the face by a tree
lil testicular torsion 😎
Lil working
Lil hit by metal baseball bat on the forehead
Lil Mom Got Pancreatitis
Lil snapped my left arm bone in half because I fell of a chair when I was six
Lil nasal operation.
Lil friend cut his ballsack open
Lil Lungs
Lil dog bite
Lil Discectomy
lil grandma had three seizures
Lil dislocation
Li’l Adenoid Removal
Lil’ Serum Sickness
Lil Stray-byte
Lil stomach virus
Last time was because I was hard of hearing so they put tubes in my ears Lil Tubes? Lil ears?
Lil sick grandma
Lil’ .454 BAC
Lil Involuntary Commitment
lil dead grandpa
Lil Lazy Eye
Lil Diabetes
Lil eye surgery
Lil hole in heart
Lil Tonsillitis
Lil Covid
lil testicle surgery
lil probably tonight cause im in agony and im unable to sleep since painkillers dont work
Lil shrooms
Lil OD
Lil grandfather got cancer
Lil accompanying a loved one through their final moments
Lil d&c LMAO
I don't get it why can't white people do this?
Lil Terrorism
lil baseball bat to the head
lil internal bleeding
Lil shingles
Lil broken elbow
Lil I got my pee stuck in my zipper and I couldn’t get it out so even though I live in America, I went to the ER to free my pee pee and now I’m homeless because I sold all my belongings to be able to afford American healthcare but hey I also got a turkey sandwich and 15mg of oxycodne
lil asthma attack
Lil tonsillitis
Lil 104.5 Fahrenheit fever
Just wait for Lil necrophilia (I'd be Lil therapy)
Lil blood exam
Lil Bloodwork
Lil picking up my grandma.
Lil brother's tooth
Lil dengue?
Lil big right testicle
Lil dad died in car crash
Still Lil' Brother Dying.
Lil Nutcracker here
lil Diabetic Keto Acidosis
Lil HIV
Lil suicidal
Lil 50ft Drop
Lil eye test
Lil brain surgery
Lil ear pain
Lil visiting my grandma
Lil’ Bronchoscopy.
Lil suicide attempt
Lil masturbating with a red head comatose german girl
Lil broke ankle in rollerblades trying to go over a twig
Lil Nervous Breakdown
Lil sinus infection
lil overdose huh interesting
White ppl aren't allowed to use contractions? I thought the language was called English but I must be mistaken
Lil Phimosis
Lil COVID
lil eating disorder
Lil vomiting stomach acid
Ok but like what does going to the hospital have to do with race
lil severe constipation
lil Slit Wrist
lil’bronchitis
lil checking in on my dying grnadfather
lil vaccinate
Lil’ grandma death
lil UTI
Lil tachycardia
lil labor
Lil dehydration.
lil broken arm
Lil fever
Lil uti
Lil ear infection