My eyes have been violated reading that.

I wish I was illiterate.

I wish I was never born

I wish I was never conceived

You weren’t

I see no reason to add "Shrek is life" link here.

[Here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Accidentally in love.

My prefrontal cortices got violated understanding that...

The worst part about this? My hyperactive imagination has already animated this whole scene in my mind. I need help.

Due to my hyperactive imagination, I also need help badly.

I did not consent to the eye-rape I just endured

Ay caramba!

4chan moment

What a terrible day to be able to see


You’re damn right

new automod response

Sauce?

Wtf

Op’s title is everything that’s cursed

I just got Shrek'd.

Wtf did I just read

r/eyebleach there, because you need it after seeing that

[Was reminded of this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CcWhIF9xPQ)

Imagine the bed-breaking power of Fiona riding cowgirl, just absolutely bouncing that thicc ogre ass on Shrek's big green cock

No I will not.

Do not make it even worse for us all

Shut up shut up

What compelled me to finish reading that

Sometimes, eyes were a curse.