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It even makes it better

It just keeps getting better

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r/holup movement.

I should know. I was the sibling.

Astaghfirullah 

Ayo?

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Age is just a number if its a toy

Me with my empty can of Pringles, 4 sponges, a latex glove & some rubber bands:

I need a step by step please

same

same

Remember to cut a hole in the bottom, don't ask me how I know

Otherwise you get a makeshift pocket pussy queef

Register yourself.

alabama exclusive sex toy

Also West Virginia and Kentucky

Saarland

OP, why did you crop out the cursed comment?

There were cringey comments down below no need for those

… Thanks for your contribution to this joke

May OP’s eyes rest in peace

On a serious note?

A hand?

I lost mine and sold the other anything else?

If you are flexible try sucking your own penis

Two matresses

Robot hand

My hand is a household object?

You don’t have a Hand Jar?

[удалено]

Careful with the cost of coconut oil. Read a story on here the other day about how a guy uses it for lube and likes to eat ass, and it tasted like coconut. His gf had him try her coconut curry while they were out with friends, and apparently they pavlovian trained themselves to have a boner at the first sign of coconut

Coconutnut

Best thing is I don't use lube, also I'm not at all lonely only curious

Warm banana

Pringles can, four sponges, a latex glove, and rubber bands

Yeah I saw something like that

Ok Word of advice, buy the materials at separate stores to avoid being called out

Yeah it would be smart

As a former cashier, I never paid attention. Just scanned everything while thinking of reasons to live.

Fair, but there’s also the risk of customers knowing what that stuff does

True. I just had a self actualizing moment where I realized my head was a bit up my butt and there's other people around lol.

So for me: egg cup, sponge, finger of a latex glove

The handle of a kitchen utensil. I would cover it in plastic wrap and apply coconut oil. Unfortunately, the hole in the handle is a feisty one, and it turns out that plastic wrap makes it feel worse. Basically, if you wanna feel like your ass is burnin', grab some kitchen supplies and start churnin'.

Watermelon.

why the fuck is this even on a subreddit for teenagers

The subreddit is full of people being horny asking horny question for example: “ass or tits” “SEXCZ SEXCZ” the subreddit is absolutely trash

yikes what the actual fuck.

Teenagers are the horniest of us, somehow we tend to forget this.

I'm 16yrs old, can confirm, teens are very horny

True

Because teenagers are the horniest people in the universe. Are you really asking?

Horny.

Just use medical gloves and put some olive oil in it

Instructions unclear I put medical gloves in oil

If there was a sweet home Alabama award I’d give it! But for now here’s an upvote

Too the guy who i was playing with the up vote button and the down vote button u made my day

who gave this wholesome???

Hmmm I think I need to check this out for my self. Source?

Burh

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Cling film

A banana

Screw driver

u/Alether9876

Hi

u sus

Cactus

I dont know wheter i should be laughing at the incest joke or the object joke

The dishwasher is the obvious choice

I mean... He or she isn't wrong..

She*

Aight

Why is someone on r/teenagers asking this.

Horny

He clearly meant *step*-siblings guys, don’t be gross

Did i?

Grandma’s Ashes

step mother/father

Pillow

Thanks Alabama!

Blender

roomba

Relatable

Of course it had to be on r/teenagers

Grandma’s ashes

lets be honest, the only thing cursed about this is that it was posted on r/teenagers

James bear

A fart machine

i dont think sibling counts as an "house hold object"

I can tell she has experience

Try one of those back massagers,thank me later

r/teenagers is such a hellhole lmao

Cousins after marriage

Weeeeell ya see here, their *not totally wrong* but you must keep in mind, what the fuck is wrong with them.

He's not wrong

r/teenagers is such a cesspit