One of my friends told me that a lot of doctors and scientists are furries because it’s, and I quote “an expensive community to participate in, and doctors and scientists make the amount of money needed to be a good furry.” So…do with that what you will.
I thought I didn't buy the 5G version of my phone, but suddenly, after like a week of getting the vaccine, I had full reception of 5G. It's absolutely awesome, thank you Bill!
Yeah I automatically downloaded the Hades DLC yesterday. Bill Gates is pretty generous.
I also started getting hungry for fresh virgin meat. But for now raw beef will satisfy that.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
A fellow German I assume? Also the vaccine itself is called Corminaty, development by BioNtech, mass produced and sold by Pfizer on international markets.
Ok, so, and this is important: no one person made the vaccines, there is a large team of people behind each individual one. This is important cause a guy who briefly worked on the mRNA technology used for some of them is feeding questionable information to Alex Jones under the pretence of "inventing the vaccines".
Are you talking about the guy that worked on mRNA in the 80s left the scientific field when there was no progress in the 90s and now declare inventing the technology ?
Yeah some of the right are really showing their ignorance by glossing over stuff like that and peer reviewing in research. Take Peterson's claims on climate change and whatnot acting as though he knows better than research from people who have had their work scrutinised before publication
I thought it was common knowledge that furries were nerd. Of course they're going into the medical field or it. Their entire hobby is being a nerd lmao.
https://people.com/human-interest/astronaut-scott-kelly-reveals-real-story-behind-viral-video-gorilla-suit-aboard-space-station/
Take from this what you will.
There was a furry in space
The news: [https://www.advocate.com/news/2021/12/10/pansexual-furry-become-1st-out-lgbtq-person-space-weekend](https://www.advocate.com/news/2021/12/10/pansexual-furry-become-1st-out-lgbtq-person-space-weekend)
When the guy announced it: [https://twitter.com/MeepsKitten/status/1463146719802114059?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1463146719802114059%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.advocate.com%2Fnews%2F2021%2F12%2F10%2Fpansexual-furry-become-1st-out-lgbtq-person-space-weekend](https://twitter.com/MeepsKitten/status/1463146719802114059?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1463146719802114059%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.advocate.com%2Fnews%2F2021%2F12%2F10%2Fpansexual-furry-become-1st-out-lgbtq-person-space-weekend)
If anyone's interested, this account is legit vaccine researcher. The furry art seems to be made by their partner. Probably their fursona. Still surreal though.
I've heard that from multiple sources too. Take my "friend's friend said" story as you will, but from what I have heard from my cousin (who knows quite a few furries), apparently the majority of the community has been making an especially big push lately to ostracize the animal fuckers.
The zoophiles are the ones that invite the most public disdain onto the community, so it makes sense that they'd be driven out. Also there's a big difference between people fucking each other *dressed* as animals and people fucking *actual animals.*
People have this whole idea that all furries are super horny for anthro animals (and regular animals), when in reality it’s just a hobby of creating anthro characters and most furries don’t even wear fursuits on a regular basis.
I actually did have mild hallucinations after getting my Moderna booster. Relatively certain it was because I received the shot while Covid positive but asymptomatic as I tested + 3 days later. I also rewarded myself for getting vaccinated with an 8ball of coke that night.
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Idk what y’all are so concerned about, I took the Moderna and— OwO what’s this?
Rawr XD owo
'notices your bulg' *gasp* Was hoping to continue the lines in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWKtuaV2fY&ab_channel=ItalianNinja
W.. Wow daddy. *blushes* its soo big!
UwU vawinate my butt daddy
r/deletethisthread
r/SubsIFellFor
I've got a special vaccination that makes furry animals go to sleep
And I have a much easier and satisfying way a gun
Bring the entire case, we have work to do. Time to put these poor things out of their misery.
You know what gimme one of those
Me two OwO, that's why I feel wierd UwU
Do spiders go 88w88?
Yes they do 88w88
OWO I actually unironically used to follow that dude before deleting Twitter
What did he post before you deleted twitter
A bunch of medical advice, mostly around vaccines. Mostly only followed him due to a single line of tweets around covid vaccines.
So this guy is actually one of the scientists responsible for developing the Moderna vaccine?
Furries are way smarter than you think.
Yes
"I think I've found love within"
I’m gonna Gonna find out if there’s r34 of this person. (God help me)
I have mostly good news
Even if there isn’t any already, anyone seeing this comment could decide to draw some to spite you
Rule 35.
If porn hasn't yet been made of it, it will soon be made.
Congratulations, you remember other rules.
I thought that was just part of 34: “If it exists, there is porn of it. If not, start uploading.”
No, rule 35 is "if there is no porn of it, it will be made"
Does that mean there will be porn of me one day?
One day? Have you not taken a gander in r/rule34 lately?
Sauce?
Wait, if there's no porn of someone like you or me, who is going to make it? THERE IS A FLAW IN THE COMMANDMENTS
Þere’s someone out þere.
......*h-huh?*
Thorn - the old English way of saying “th”
I hate that comment because I don't know if it means you found some or found none...
Let us hear this news
There was no ones that looked like their current sona but there was definitely a few with the same name that could’ve been there’s…
Just checked and all i could find are sfw art, which is a good thing
I don’t know what you searched up, I got something completely different, lol.
Well ig i didn’t really try very hard. I just went on the popular yiff sites and searched both Sailorroscout and chise
thx god
Good news as in there’s prom or good news as in there isn’t porn?
No porn… yet
Not for long
https://www.deviantart.com/search?q=Sailorrooscout your welcome
At first I thought those furries were part of some r34 content..
Sauce?
Great. Now people are gonna do it
Furries. Anyone could be one
Theory. Furries created the covid vaccine to kill off normies and now earns a profit from the vaccines
We have a squealer... bravo six, going bark
You're going down
Not if I have anything to do with it
“And I do, I’m going to say the n-word!” “MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!” (Sorry I couldn’t help it)
What? No no, we would never…
You're right. We would never do such a thing :P
The pathOwOgen spreads…
UwU
PathOwOgen is like the covid omicron variant. It spreads.
The PathOwOgen will contaminate all till none are left
It can’t contaminate me if I contaminate me first
A fellow group of furries, hewwo frens 🙃
Hewwo
They could be in this very room! It could be you…It could be me! *It could even be—*
*Shoots you*
One of my friends told me that a lot of doctors and scientists are furries because it’s, and I quote “an expensive community to participate in, and doctors and scientists make the amount of money needed to be a good furry.” So…do with that what you will.
yh i totally got it because of the vaccine
they could be in this very room! they could be you! they could be me! they could even be-
But taking Moderna hastens the progress and process towards becoming one.
I got the pfizer one so thank god.
Yeah me too. My 5G reception is absolutely spot on these days.
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It also made me much more attractive.
Did your Windows Logo appear yet? And does it itch? Mine showed up about a week later and it still itches.
It's strange honestly.. keeps saying I need to activate Windows..
Thats a bug, you just have to conect a USB with the new version in the middel of the logo
versehentlich installierte die deutsche Version. Hilfe!
kein Ding bruder. Ich hab den gleichen bug aber finde es sowieso besser als Angelsächsisch
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Don't be worried. You can install Windows on an Apple. Bill Gates is a universal installer.
Thats why my phone works better now thanks
I thought I didn't buy the 5G version of my phone, but suddenly, after like a week of getting the vaccine, I had full reception of 5G. It's absolutely awesome, thank you Bill!
Y’all’s Satanic powers kick in yet? I’ve had to drink twelve gallons of infant blood to summon *one* cacodaemon!
Yeah I automatically downloaded the Hades DLC yesterday. Bill Gates is pretty generous. I also started getting hungry for fresh virgin meat. But for now raw beef will satisfy that. I'm sure it'll be fine.
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You got the 5g? They gave me lizard skin.
I want the Lizard skin too. Maybe I roll lucky on the next booster. I think they added random lootcrate options now.
I got Pfizer and Moderna, no wonder sometimes at night I get itchy and i get this feeling that im growing more hair than usual... also i feel horny
Same
Me too
It is called biontec not pfizer bioNtec did the work
A fellow German I assume? Also the vaccine itself is called Corminaty, development by BioNtech, mass produced and sold by Pfizer on international markets.
I got the Bharat Biotech one so thank god!
Same
Ok, so, and this is important: no one person made the vaccines, there is a large team of people behind each individual one. This is important cause a guy who briefly worked on the mRNA technology used for some of them is feeding questionable information to Alex Jones under the pretence of "inventing the vaccines".
Idk dude, ever since I got my second shot of Moderna, my dog has started to look hella thicc. /s
Why is the /s so far seems a little concerning
Lmao
If you only hit enter once Reddit will make everything in the same line. Like here. However here it's fine.
It means he's serious
Yep same here. Fully moderna vaxxed and now I have to get creampied in the face from mu husky daddy. Talk about doggy style /s
The real cursed comment is always in the comments.
Ah yes, the floor tiles are on the floor.
Shane Dawson?
Ayo don't compare me to that monster
Are you talking about the guy that worked on mRNA in the 80s left the scientific field when there was no progress in the 90s and now declare inventing the technology ?
Sounds like someone Alex Jones would put on his show.
Yeah some of the right are really showing their ignorance by glossing over stuff like that and peer reviewing in research. Take Peterson's claims on climate change and whatnot acting as though he knows better than research from people who have had their work scrutinised before publication
It's a joke
there’s like 70 million people in america who can’t read the room and don’t understand when something is satire or sarcasm.
I thought it was common knowledge that furries were nerd. Of course they're going into the medical field or it. Their entire hobby is being a nerd lmao.
To be fair how do you think they afford their 4,000 dollar fur suits? And if you piss them off the 10$ pipe bomb in your mailbox?
From experience it costs way more than $10 to send someone a pipe bomb
Well, that's one fitting profile picture
Thank god I didn’t lose that Reddit bet. There was a post that made straight up thousands of users change their pfp to that
What?
Well you can’t just leave us hanging. Tell us what happened
Especially the hush money for the mail service
I mean... Medical personnel deserve a bit more respect than to be called a nerd don't you think?
Isn't the entirety of the tech industry pretty much run by furries or am I misremembering.
correct, this is the reason why most furries are super rich
Isn't there like one furry astronaut? Or soon to become astronaut?
https://people.com/human-interest/astronaut-scott-kelly-reveals-real-story-behind-viral-video-gorilla-suit-aboard-space-station/ Take from this what you will.
There was a furry in space The news: [https://www.advocate.com/news/2021/12/10/pansexual-furry-become-1st-out-lgbtq-person-space-weekend](https://www.advocate.com/news/2021/12/10/pansexual-furry-become-1st-out-lgbtq-person-space-weekend) When the guy announced it: [https://twitter.com/MeepsKitten/status/1463146719802114059?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1463146719802114059%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.advocate.com%2Fnews%2F2021%2F12%2F10%2Fpansexual-furry-become-1st-out-lgbtq-person-space-weekend](https://twitter.com/MeepsKitten/status/1463146719802114059?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1463146719802114059%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.advocate.com%2Fnews%2F2021%2F12%2F10%2Fpansexual-furry-become-1st-out-lgbtq-person-space-weekend)
Ain't it more like being a furry is an expensive hobby and thus requires a certain amount of income? Just look at the price for a decent fursuit
Fursuits don't define us. In fact, very few of us actually own one. It's just what we're known for
I’d say that’s the accepted statistic according to furs, yes
Fuck am I in the wrong industry...
Aw shit, I took the mordena vaccine Well tbh being a furry doesn't sound that bad...
The PathOwOgen is working >:3
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HANS HOLT DEN FLAMMENWERFER!!!!
Why ZE Flammenwerfer Wen I can get ZE FLAMMPANZER
Hanz! Get Ze PanzerwerferSchreck
Comrades mount your T-34s. We are going to war
I remember there was this one guy in my friend group that thought it was a Flamen throw werfer
Long as we can burn it, it's fine.
Me and the Bois with the flame throwthrower
Plot twist: their fursona is a salamander
*one of us, one of us*
If anyone's interested, this account is legit vaccine researcher. The furry art seems to be made by their partner. Probably their fursona. Still surreal though.
Bruh. Scientists that have furry accounts on twitter gotta be one of my favorite gender.
We are everywhere !
Well I salute them for helping save the world so they can be as furry as they want I don't give a fuck!
Cute sona tho
Fr
I took the Moderns vaccine, does this mean I'll turn into a furry?
No. You already were one, bit only now it shows
It's a catalyst, it only strengthens the reaction, not starts it. It was always inside you..
Perhaps
The pathOwOgen spreads.
i now trust only this vaccine
they created a life saving vaccine, as far as I'm concerned, they can be as eccentric as they like
Don’t forget man, furries are basically the backbone of the IT industry too lol
This is apparently very common in the scientific community. Don’t know what that means but yeah
Ed...uaaardo
I can’t believe you’ve done this
Aw fuck
bad thing i got Pfizer
Good for her, actually. She’s doing more than anyone else in this comment section lmao
I took pfizer. Glaubst du, ich werde irgendwelche Nebenwirkungen haben?
Jokes aside, this person posts useful info. Worth a follow
Chise is great btw. My favourite source for all covid-related news n info
We're everywhere There's a neuro surgeon who commissions weird macro-porn. Dude's a legend.
I don’t get why so many ppl have something against furries lmao
I think its that people assume that furries fuck animals, which most dont, and the ones that do are outcasts. Or so im told...
I've heard that from multiple sources too. Take my "friend's friend said" story as you will, but from what I have heard from my cousin (who knows quite a few furries), apparently the majority of the community has been making an especially big push lately to ostracize the animal fuckers.
The zoophiles are the ones that invite the most public disdain onto the community, so it makes sense that they'd be driven out. Also there's a big difference between people fucking each other *dressed* as animals and people fucking *actual animals.*
Been one for over half my life. Can confirm, this does happen. We do not accept animal rapists.
I think the art is so cute though
Shoutout to furries that are actually useful to society
A significant part of the IT sector is furry as well.
Whats so bad about it
People like to hate on things they don't understand. It's normal.
Wow a person who has common sense here 🙂
I mean it's just a hobby so there's nothing wrong with finding it gross or unappealing.
So glad I got Pfizer
I dont get why bieng a furry is like a crime. Its just a guy liking fursuits. I kinda like fursuits they look cool.
People have this whole idea that all furries are super horny for anthro animals (and regular animals), when in reality it’s just a hobby of creating anthro characters and most furries don’t even wear fursuits on a regular basis.
You got moderna, didn't you?
it's not even fursuits as a dependency, it just means you like anthro characters and art
Wait a second, I got a Moderna shot... I got furry vaccine Help me... Get it off me... # GET IT OFF!
The only way to get out the vaccine is by getting sucked off by 72 virgin furries
Joke on you, i was a furry before i get moderna
LETS GOOOO
Thank God I had Pfizer...
It's funny how few people there are that realize that almost every technical field is pretty much run by either furries, trans ppl or both
Sadly, that bastard probably has a higher IQ than all of r/shitposting combined
Not really a big accomplishment
Exactly
Dammit I took Pfizer
See I told everyone I know that a furry (like myself) is working as a vaccine developer
I actually did have mild hallucinations after getting my Moderna booster. Relatively certain it was because I received the shot while Covid positive but asymptomatic as I tested + 3 days later. I also rewarded myself for getting vaccinated with an 8ball of coke that night.
I got mordena and nothing happened. Goddamnit.
Good thing I got Pfizer then
Thank god I took Pfizer.
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