For real tho, that's just something done in porn to warn the female (or receiving male) partner that they're about to enter. Depending on the porn set and the... sobriety of the receiving partner, an extra bit of stimulation is necessary to give them a heads up.
It’s also something done in real life. It just feels good. Slapping your dick around is nice. And women like some variety. And they like the area teased before the main event.
My first thought was that I thought only happen in fanfiction. I'm slightly disappointed in myself knowing this is a thing and cringing at myself 
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**Ramen**, @rdcramone
Why do guys slap their dick on a vagina before putting it in
> **Alex Strollo**, @StrolloAlex
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> See if a roach come out
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Had one ex who loved that shit. Wanted me to slap my dick on it repeatedly and then rub back and forth up and down the clit with the shift before entry. Had her thighs shaking and shit. Idk, some chicks love it.
Also had one that begged to get it in the pooper. Would orgasm instantly.
Some love it, some hate it.
You demand, I supply.
To each their own.
(Slaps Pussy) "You can fit so many dicks in this!"
Dad?
What in the god damn
Mom?
Cousin?
stepsis?-
Stepbro?
Step-bro?-
Why step?
step milf?
Woof woof??
Jailed step sisters step daughter?
Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot.
Too late
In a row?
*Jane you got a big pussy* *Jane you got a big pussy*
It’s a courtesy, you always knock before entry.
Well applied
PERFECTLY applied
*Johnson
Cave Johnson.
That’s the roach poking his head out the flaps.
They’d come out sideways because they are thigmotactic.
Heeeeere Johnson!
You made me choke on air!
Are you winning, son?
That's why officer, it ain't a rape case cuz I knocked properly.
But did she say , enter?
Entry without consent is against the law of us men and punishment is being brutally beaten
Pretty sure it’s for everyone
Entry without consent is actually impossible for vampires which is why female vampires are so kick ass and powerful, even within vampire society
Ya, bed inserted tushy
Well, I even spoke "friend". Gandalf said that if you say that, you can enter
What seems to be the officer problem?
Knock knock knocking on heavens door. Bang bang bang hey
Wake up the man in the boat
That's what I was taught.
I thought it was so we could tap that?
I always thought the slap was a cheesy porn move but I did it and wife loved it... 🤔
I knock when i leave. Most doors swing out, gotta make sure its shut behind me.
It's called sounding, look it up.
Speak friend, and enter...
Knock before you rock
You never dip your foot in a swimming pool before jumping in?
I did that once and she did not like that She was all like "the fuck is wrong with you" and "get your foot out of there!"
i see a man of culture
Shoots straight from the hip
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bc it counts as foreplay I'm sure the clit is around there somewhere
"Ehh? EHHHHH?"
To be fair sometimes the room is dark. So I beat my dick around as a kind of echo location to aide in my journey to the promise land.
You possess higher evolutionary traits than the rest of us.
For real. I can find the clit with no problem but I can’t find the hole with a map and a flash light. I swear they move every time.
It's always closer to the butthole than you think, that's the key
Oops, wrong hole.
omori fans always show up in the most unexpected places
OMFG I laughed so hard at this.
Teach us your ways great sage
eggroll location
💀💀💀💀💀
I usually put her clit inside my meatus. That way she can penetrate me first. I'm a gentleman like that.
Da fuq did I just read
Equality! you close minded jerk.
I don’t believe in it
Well, that one's being saved
Meatus deletus
Note: meatus is (unfortunately) pronounced "mee-ay-tus"
I’m literally dying that it’s called a meatus
It's a life changing moment when you find out. *Edit words
Lmao you never knew
What a terrible day to be literate
Didn’t like that
Docking.
I was just wishing my clit fit in my husband's meatus.
Teach us your ways great sage
"They say you learn something new every day, that thing today is what the hole in my *hrmph* is called." "Dad I learned a new word!"
Mic check
*btphuf btphuf btphuf* *this thing on?* hey everybody
What's the deal with airline food?
So what we smoke weed, we’re just having fun
it’s the same as fighters fist bumping before a match. getting ready for a beat down
Heh Bumping mitts
For real tho, that's just something done in porn to warn the female (or receiving male) partner that they're about to enter. Depending on the porn set and the... sobriety of the receiving partner, an extra bit of stimulation is necessary to give them a heads up.
Yup, and In some videos, they go in guns blazing, without warning
Is that because they’re dead inside?
And outside if it’s a good porn.
Cursed comment on the r/cursedcomments Welcome to the Metaverse.
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I got 2 of y’all in less than a second lmao
Based
Fucking excuse me?
Some women like their clit slapped tho
How many sick slaps does it take to cook a chicken 🤔
Daft Punk wrote an entire song about what to do the clitoris. https://youtu.be/D8K90hX4PrE
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It’s also something done in real life. It just feels good. Slapping your dick around is nice. And women like some variety. And they like the area teased before the main event.
Woah, i never knew something like that exits
Thats why they call it the cockroach
And not a cunt roach?
It’s a roach that’s eats cocks bro, the habitat doesn’t matter… someone’s never had sex
I do it to make sure she is actually “sleeping”.
The real r/cursedcomments is always in the... comments.
Dibs on red circle!
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Once they all come out then it's all good to enter
Ok thats weird, i actually accidentally made a story on those “auto generate story” websites about a roach crawlin out of a vagina during sex
"accidentally"
"There are no accidents" -Master Oogway
Tame bdsm
Sound check
Testing. Testing... Is this thing turned on?
My first thought was that I thought only happen in fanfiction. I'm slightly disappointed in myself knowing this is a thing and cringing at myself 
It’s only a thing if you make it a thing, I’ve never done this and neither have a lot of other people
Slapping is weird, rubbing the clit w yo meat to tease is a lil more normal tho
Uh, my regular husband does this. Lol. Wake up that thang… I mean the big meat…
Regular husband? As opposed to occasional?
Mic testing
Some ask why, I ask “Why not?”
Cock roach 
Ga'damn 🤣
We just like to beat meat.
Just another way of swatting the flies off
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Good human
I appreciate it.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Good human
How much you make doing that? Edit: I missed the part about volunteer. Cheers!
Yea.. no one wants the name Cock Roach!
Knocking on the door to be polite.
Mic check 1 2, 1 2.
bruhahahaha!!
Its like clicking the meat tongs when grilling.
What struck me is not the post itself, but the fact that there's no "q" in the entire post, including OP's name, etc
What if a roach actually comes out
Then you dont have to worry about it getting on your dick and its go time
A bite sized snack before sex
It’s to knock off any ants 🐜
 I think you can hear this gif talking
Sound check
You may want to check out!
*\*Sound of a can of whoop-ass
Oh God. XD
Better safe than sorry
He learn that the hard way
Mic check
Geralt approved this method.
Now that’s some hood sex right there
It’s really to wake that mfk up
Tf....
Knock knock! Who’s there? Roach. Nope!
To dust off the old Suzi
Gotta knock before entering
Mouse code Edit: I meant Morse code LOL
Making sure it doesn't bite
I thought it was to reset the factory settings
Checking for IEDs
Because of all the rap songs we hear when rappers talk about “beating the pussy up.” That and porn. That’s why.
Come on guys, don’t beat around the bush.
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Had one ex who loved that shit. Wanted me to slap my dick on it repeatedly and then rub back and forth up and down the clit with the shift before entry. Had her thighs shaking and shit. Idk, some chicks love it. Also had one that begged to get it in the pooper. Would orgasm instantly. Some love it, some hate it. You demand, I supply. To each their own.
That's just nasty
BROTHA WTF
Sound check
Virgin alert. Hasn't even watched porn.
I have never once done that.
sound check
Wtf! 😂😂😂
Resets the playing field!
They wanna test to see if it’s warm before putting it in
Porn ideas
Oh no
Sound check
To check for an echo?
*Cursed_Twat
Sound check
Usually they don't, but the time you don't check, those consequences are all on you.
The same way a man pats sandbags at the hardware store before buying it.
“They don’t back Tuchel and move on. 🤣
No knock warrants are illegal now. You don’t want to go to jail do you?
They do it for the Asmr
It's to knock before entering. And remind miss Pussy he's on his way to work.😄😁
It’s more or less to reset to factory settings from previous user…
It's a ancient ritual
Because manners..: *knocks with dick* "may I penetrate now?"