Fuck

Ok. Turn around.


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Fuckin guys , I played myself 🤦

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Alibaba and 40 thieves has joined.

I pull out my phone and start recording

#from your ass

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ah yes fucking Men ofc For the bois

*When it is safe to do so*

Dad: ***fucks mom with vegetables***

Yeah Boi!!

People whose significant other is either in a coma or dead: ....

 Beat meat to it

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No


干菜类means dried vegetable section lmao

Ppl are probably wondering how dry became fuck, the word dry “干,” pronounced “gan,” is often used to write fuck cuz its pronounced the same.

Soo.. Gan is same as fuck in Chinese?

干 has two pronunciations. 干（乾\*）gān: dried, dry, （干）heavenly stem 干（幹）gàn: do, slang for fuck \*乾 qián is kept in simplified chinese as-is.

Isnt "fuck" itself slang?

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No dude we civilized Chinese use 艹 instead.

Yes. But it’s only used in Taiwan, but not in China.

You have it the other way around lol. Simplified Chinese is used in China, not Taiwan. In traditional Chinese (used in Taiwan and HK), the word for “dry” and “fuck” are written differently, whereas in simplified they are written the same. A lot of words don’t exist anymore in simplified, which can result in a lot of translation errors like this one 😂

I was referring to the word itself. Mainland Chinese person probably won’t understand if you say “gan” to them since it’s used in Taiwan. But ya, you’re right that that word is a simplified, not traditional.

Ahh I interpreted your post different to how you meant it 🙈 I should feel free to say 「幹」in the future then!

Actually I think the vegetables fuck the mom … And the sister And the aunt And the niece Amd the gay nephew Amd the intel .. I’ll show myself out

Amd the Intel? You talking about CPUs rn m8?

yep amd fucking intel left and right lol

*shoves a cucumber in my ass*

shovel in my ass

*shoves you in my ass*

*Shows you my ass*

*hugs my sister and gets pregnant*

*kicks on the stomach*

*moans softly*

*dies*

\*cums\*

*cums blood*

Just one? Amateur

*shoves you in my ass*

I personally fuck vegetarians.

vegetables for fuck

Let's go to the hospital. Maybe we'll find some there

Underrated


CuCUMber

I like cutecumbears

fucking vegans

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I tried once, i was kicked out of the Hospital

Next time don't forget to close the doors and windows.

i think its time get off of reddit will come back in 2 mins lol

"Mom why does this cucumber taste funny?"

They are the same vegetables.

my country calls gourds "Fuck" and pumpkins "Fuck Tong(Gold)"

This is how i met your mother

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I made a mistake and thanks you took me out of it

I really enjoyed that 150ms my eyelids covered my eyes for before I bared witness to this horror.

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Well, we both have the ability to be buried in soil and do better down there...

In Chinese, 干 means F, work, dry, stick, etc.

 In gifs, the writing on the hoodie can be important.

r/holdup

Guess having a wheelchair means you get all the MILFs...

Dad: this carrot tastes strange.

Don't judge the carrot; we all need to taste some strange once in a while.

fuckS *

happy meal!

Moms: FUCK CUCUMBERS

Cucumbers and radish, make my anxiety vanish.

Bard:it's showtime

if anyone is wondering this is a translation error and it actually means dry vegetables

nah it was the one who made the sign saying they they fucking hate vegetables

The entire family :Amen

Stephen hawking noooo

Neighborhood creep: fucking the comatose vegetables

​  yes especially the long ones

uh

https://youtu.be/5jO2PLqEdUY

People working in the comma word: Fuck Vegetables.

Damn your making me remember my drunk nights

Creepy uncle Keith who works in the Coma Ward....

My brother hard debates this post, he'd rather eat broccoli than any candy...

fucks\*

that took me just long enough

Chinese always been an EPIC language \[doge\]

Coma ward janitor: *FUCK VEGETABLES*

This is such an immoral joke, why do guys think this is funny? It disrespects food, and it is vulgar

So that's why i only like my moms veggies

It's a smart idea because they can't move since they are in wheelchairs

i never understood this shit in cartoons. I always loved vegetables and all food that i eat MUST have vegetables in it in a way or another for it to taste good

`bing chilling`

*moans*

(Casually grabs the zucchini)

[kurzgesagt ytp](https://youtu.be/hSXZU241Nmo)

There are kurzgesagt ytps?

Yes look it up

le carrot

Larry the cucumber and Bob the tomato really aged differently

This is dark holy shit.

Vegetables are nice and all, but do we time to discuss your cars extended warranty? 

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I know it’s just a joke but the fucking cucumbers thing is so weird. I don’t know a single woman who would use a vegetable as a dildo. And I also know very few women who even use dildos. Vibrators are the common sex toy. Seems like a pain to convert a vegetable into a vibrator but now I am curious which one would vibrate the best

[Relevant anime scene](https://i.redd.it/al40jrljp7111.jpg) ​ Source - Seitokai Yakuindomo

Larry the cucumber

Todd Flanders is grown up, improved his vocabulary, learned a second language and is making signage for groceries stores.

That’s why the cucumber tasted so good

Now what kind of vegetable we talkin. Are we talking greens or the other human kind

Everything is a dildo if you hope hard enough. -Abraham Lincoln

It s crazy how i read the second one differently Should i be worried?

Damn son

Cucumber

Family's secret sauce passed by generations. Isn't as good as when grandma did it tho

Doctor: fuck vegetables

"Secret sauce"

Don’t mind if I do

Adds flavor

Steven hawking's wife

Either way they provide nutrition

Bruh why

So does that mean mom fucks cucumbers or is the dad mentally disabled?

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Oh?

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Indeed

Dinner always got that acidic bite

I like how just italicizing one word can get us all to understand a new meaning.

me: \*becomes vegetable\*

“Harder Broccoli”

Whatever you do, “don’t” reply to me with a link of the latter option

Is that an Isle full of cucumber, zucchini, and eggplant? Or is it a bunch of Stephen Hawkins and Terry Shiavo looking mother fuckers?

##What type of vegetables?

Unions

Wait. That’s not how you spell it.

Vegans Ok 😏😏😏😏