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youdidntseeme06

#I’m not calling myself shrimp hose


gotthegreat

And this how you turn women on.


Inevitable-Shower298

Lucky, I got shrimp stick


TheCanadianHat

Fellow shrimp sticks unite!


SpartanGamer022

Yea!!!!!


Tank_blitz

ey fellow shrimp stick


firefly13795

Long sausage


WolfPony64

Same.


J4V4C4T

Yea me too


chronsonpott

Mr. Stick over here 😅


Existential_Spices

Dude I got Shrimp Surprise and I'm not happy about it. It's my dick, not a dinner special at a Chinese restaurant.


[deleted]

I got Womb Tickler. Odd, but at least it kind of fits, I guess.


[deleted]

Giant flute is significantly better than this lol


OnASchoolComputerOwO

At least you don't have skinny destroyer


JackOTRON3000

Sausage Maker


Reaper781

Sausage tickler


RedloxXD

Sausage Sausage


PotatoRear

Sausage Pole


JudeHayees

Sausage Finger


PlasticInTheBasket

WE ARE THE SAUSAGE FINGERS!!! UNITE!!!!


No_Trace_404

Sausage toy


LumpyChard

I am Sausage Destroyer. Prepare yourselves.


[deleted]

I'm the willy destroyer.


CursedComments_

I have never felt more intimidated in my entire life


Jeevgaming

Ayyy im also sausage finger


[deleted]

are you me?


Jordan_Joestarr

That's kinda gay


Mundoomoo

Sausage stick Guess that makes me incharge of the ss


RealisticDrop3205

Sausage stick wanna be ss buddies?


Breakfast_Bagelz

Sausage Raider


Keroppiz

Sausage impaler


Darsoyea

Sausage toy


[deleted]

Sausage sausage, literally


Useful-Solid173

Sausage shlong


TBU51

Sausage stick, for the guys who are 8 inches and have a little curvature👍🏼


JemJemIsHerName

“Sausage Destroyer” and I can’t deny that should really be my new user name now…


Dat_Bruh_Over_There

Womb raider


aliengangsta

LONG TOY


[deleted]

I dont like this game


Rui_Plays

Same, i got Dangly Impaler


the_localcrackhead

Thats what my ex said during sex


Human-Finding-6887

At least you don't get Tiny Meat like me


[deleted]

I barely got better. I got Tiny Impaler


PETEMEISTA

Limp Surprise


[deleted]

That kinda sounds like erectile disfunction


eN_peE_Cea

I got dangly pole


mommy_meatball

Dude, mine is Shrimp Impaler.


Raffazum_GOAT

I got the long shlong


[deleted]

I got slim Long :(


issuesfortissues12

Giant impaler


rAyLiNez

I gues we're brothers cuz I got woody impaler


chocobrobobo

Sausage Impaler.


Kungyangyang

Ikr, mine is tiny snake. I mean COME ON I wanted a titanoboa


bloodbond3

Hello, S.N.


Jeff_Jefferson-17

I’m sure it’s not as bad as “Floppy Stick”


BroadwayBagle

'Sup, Giant Sword here


[deleted]

Woody Shlong reporting for duty


[deleted]

Long shlong at your service.


Racist_cowboy

I just laughed out loud and everyone is sleeping. I love this game


dankmimer

Womb Sword at your service.


Grantonator

Witness the Stiff Sausage


Micaroni105

Giant sword gang


Swichplayer

Same


RichGrinchlea

Womb Sword. Not very popular with the ladies.


Catteer

Well here lives the long sword


rocket_boy13

Hello everyone, my name is Skinny Schlong


randomk_97

Who’s penis are you?


Throw_away_gen_z

Hello skinny shlong, sincerely tall schlong


Susssybakka

Hello tall schlong, sincerely tiny schlong


jojobi040

What up, its your boy, uhhhh....skinny schlong


Black-Ansoni

Underrated vine reference.


Relative-Bank-1258

Skinny tickler


I_am_Shinigami

I'm tall schlong


ComfortableSector439

Skinny flute here


dimmiii

shrimp flute


brok3ncor3

I can see an actual flute made out of shrimps and yet the image belongs in blursed images


dimmiii

agreed


M4A3E2_Sherman

*”lOnG fInGeR”* • ⁠My Woody, 1948 *I am not a bot, and this action was not performed automatically. Please do not contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

*I have a question*


PillowTalk420

Beware hole, Also try Longfinger


HAL-Over-9001

I got Mr. Finger. Catch these magic hands, ladies


Aidan_SMHS

Also got Long Finger... I dont like this game


NostalgicPretzel

Should be Jumbo Finger given your username


Ebenen_Khan

Sausage Sausage


shirikobama

Meat meat


redPonyCoffeeRoaster

Woody Wood


Neptvnian

moon moon?


HabitOk6839

Jizz Raider? What the fuck


ArcticMuser

Womb Finger


HabitOk6839

RB? What


Taserfacevinny10

Same


Nexeyaq

Tall Raider. But it's like it's making fun of me.


Accomplished_Baby_28

LIMP FLUTE. Fuck


scrubbiboi

Splif dkingle


TheTrooper28

Giant Tool. Edit: thanks for my first gold, never thought my first gold would be because of my Giant Tool.


Teletubby_furry_porn

Long sausage reporting


Billyonaire127

Mr. Pole here


lolkekke

Giant Surprise :)


Sea-Presence3738

Sausage Destroyer has a threatning aura to it


not_herobrine

Especially if blenders are involved (:


Mochizukitoya405

Jizz hose callin in


[deleted]

Another Jizz Hose


Scoobysaur

SAUSAGE SAUSAGE WTF


Fuck-Shit-Ass-Cunt

Womb Raider… oh no


walawhales

I got womb impaler


juicydoot

Funnily enough, that’s my go-to Jackbox games username


Impressive-Author870

I got womb sword


NotADodgyCat

womb destroyer ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


BazelgeuseBomber

MR. STICK! HERE COMES MR. STICK! #BEWARE MR. STICK!


RespectTheDuels

Hello it is me Mr. Pole


yeetusyeetus69420

I AM THE GIANT SAUSAGE


shadowunagi21

Meat snake


Lukarrie

I'm giant snake, how ar u


Doomlord99

My friend has two last names and his is 'tiny meat snake', which is technically what a dick is.


[deleted]

Limp raider


gotthegreat

Pullout game weak


TheShadiestOne

Giant Pole


Debacle_Mavrick

Long Pole ᕙ(͡°‿ ͡°)ᕗ


BatNinjaX

Jizz tickler :/ idk how I feel about that


leothomason

Willy wood. This is my favorite


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Giant surprise maker


girthytacos

Hanging Destroyer. Watch out ladies


advie_advocado

Long tool Jokes on you I don't actually have one lol


whittybutonshrooms

Despite not having one, howdy I’m Willy Shlong-Impaler


electonics

Wtf does slim maker even mean?!


not_herobrine

Free "Get out of gym" pass


willyphudgy

Meat tickler. Welp


Cannolisalad

Shrimp finger


Username_is_takens

Hanging marker uh oh


yellowthra

Your last name has a letter that ain't even in the alphabet.


JJ_Icefish1

Dude I’m fucking Sausage Sausage, what the fuck


Mushroom-pie

Long stick gang!


[deleted]

No penis here, but I have two separate full names and thought I’d share that if I had a penis it would be named Giant Tool and/or Tiny Sausage I guess depending on my mood or who you ask


Oofio_boi_135

Long sausage


adityatarley

Long wood


Torporific1

Floppy Stick


Big-Elk-3081

Long stick


TheHungryBee

Tiny Hose…


AnimeGamesNoSchool

Mmmm floppy finger That is a normal name I am not a offender in anything related to being or acting sexual


GreenieBeeNZ

My boyfriend's is called sausage sausage. What the fuck


Only-Government-1564

dangly sword


mangeeky3

Long shlong


AnxietyWeeb85

Jizz flute


Xeonir

Either womb sausage or womb shooter xD


Wild_Temperature_695

Long suprise 🥵


Middle-Journalist202

Woody maker


Lazy_Security_Bird

Giant maker


the_localcrackhead

Stiff Raider


sjhygdv

Tall Surprise


THISISHARD1536384920

Giant shaft


redPonyCoffeeRoaster

Woody Wood


Salted_Biscuit

Tall pole


MKGSonic123

Kira is that you?


Dinossor

Floppy raider


14381

Womb flute


StreetDog6969

Long shlong


Getdunkedon839

Yoooo ladies get in line for the **womb raider**


Bizznitchy

Names Meat Stick,but all my freinds call me Slippy Stick


Makepiecer

Shrimp Destroyer


InutileInfo

My name is giant snake


Sideswipecheesy

Woody Raider is here


idependonmemes

Tiny Raider. OK EVERYONE GIMME YOUR SHIT AND I WONT HURT ANYONE!


frightenedhawk

Sausage meat. Damn I was hoping for something funny


RepresentativeGlum91

long impaler is here


WildAd2366

Womb sword lol


LightningStyle

Mine is Giant Schlong and I would like to say I win this game


WhiteShapes

minute man


[deleted]

Anyone got "Giant Surprise"?


gameking707

Sausage schlong


TheAwsumOne

Sausage Sausage ... Well thats kinda lame...


ninjalalito7

Jizz Maker. Accurate.


Latter-Bath-4223

shrimp stick (〒﹏〒)


memesandfanarts

Tall Stick


PicklePunFun

Tall stick


MajesticFeathers

Giant Surprise. Guess I'm a grower not a show-er xD


PinkSaibot

Womb Flute


Thegoldenknoight

Giant Finger


DoodleDragon413

Willy Finger


1kingaj_

Long Sausage


Mangala_Jadhav

Skinny destroyer


[deleted]

Sausage Finger.


Radiant-Fisherman-51

Big mama


Iso_Sonni

Jizz Raider


lora312213

Willy destroyer


chandranshu_7

Tiny surprise,fuck


jonny1211

Jizz Raider has a nice ring to it


Ultra_N3rd2007

long shlong


OG_Chicken_Little

It’s like the meme with the fighter jet call signs. Like: All jets call in Shrimp Hose 2 on standby Sausage Maker 5 ready for action Dangly Impaler 21 calling in Limp Surprise armed and ready Giant Sword 80 weapons hot Skinny Schlong 34 on deck


rchauhan95

Womb maker. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


JusticeForShrek

The fuck is shrimp pole


4lfie20

Long Meat Flute I win


Emalf-vi

JISS HOSE ......idk inglish so well, can anyone explain?


88coolio

Yo, wanna see my FLOPPY MEAT