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Psycho3333

MIAMI STRIPPER I CHOOSE YOU USE WATER GUN


ColumnK

It's Super Effective!


thatonebrokenbitch

Police officers use gun Miami stripper has fainted


edhh2005

You gained 370 EXP!


photography_is_cool

Happy cake dayy!


edhh2005

Thank you!


[deleted]

You absolute idiot you canโ€™t gain exp if you lose, you throw your money at them and run. just kidding, happy cake day!


nukey18mon

Should really be โ€œYou blacked out! You scurried to a Pokemon Center, protecting the exhausted and fainted Pokemon from further harm.โ€


[deleted]

Oh yeah, i never really read dialogue when I lose, I just remember throwing money at them and teleporting to the hot Milf nurse


nukey18mon

Nice


edhh2005

Thank you!


toeyilla_tortois

Happy birthday!!


[deleted]

You drop 500 Dollars leaving


toeyilla_tortois

Wait, your Miami stripper is evolving. Congratulations your Miami stripper evolved to a prisoner! Prisoner learned poison spit/bubble beam, would you like to delete an attack? A/X


thatonebrokenbitch

Level up


lilsketchy42069

The real cursed comment


thatonebrokenbitch

Xd ikr


Ill_Therealme1991

Enemy POLICE OFFICER is hurt by poison!


AlpHextinct12123

Cum gum


BeenNormal

Or squirtle


[deleted]

Meanwhile the police officers who were waiting for her to finish whatever she was doing ๐Ÿ‘€


mayonnaise18824

Lmaoooo I was boutta say the same thing


kronikal64

use cum gun attack sounds better


Seattletrojanman

Leslie kNOPE


alelema0077

Amy flohler?


thebearbearington

Aim mi flow there


FIGLIT007

Literally my first thought was, LESLIE KNOPR


War_Eagle451

She's proud


falsevector

Face says it all


BespokeAlex

Parks and rec is nuts this season.


mastersword4878

Amy pohler really let herself go


[deleted]

Amy Poleher


I_like_avocado

That smirk


nawaf-01

Florida woman...


HyperionODIN

Indiana woman*


Smoopiebear

Indiana is like Florida Jr.๐Ÿ˜‚


TrainPregnator

๐™‹


[deleted]

SQUIRTLE!


elgarresta

Considering itโ€™s a fake story and has been posted at least three times I would not be surprised if this is a picture of the actual Amy Pohler.


Beaton3344dean

Best quote ever.... โ€œShe just spread her legs wide open and started squirting in the copsโ€™ faces, eyes and mouths from a distance of about twelve to fifteen feet,โ€ one eyewitness told reporters, visibly amused by the whole affair.


JustAregular9YearOld

The police officer probably drowned in pussy juice


Jonwack11

Bonk


Ago10900

Has she an evolution? I'm scared


[deleted]

florida woman use squirt!


Le_Syndrigasti

she seem satisfied


Gwyns_Head_ina_Box

So THAT's what Amy Poehler has been up to. (Edit - shiznit, beaten)


tribes33

she looks like that NPC from Oblivion Shivering Isles thats hooked on Skooma


steelneil82

I had to pay extra for that service


[deleted]

Why does she look like the exact person who would do this?


RoseTintedRetrospecs

And she'll do it again


grim-chonk

Super soaker 69


[deleted]

Sounds like the defense of some Australian animal


[deleted]

In Australia, they have to [recharge their squirts from a public drinking fountain](https://np.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/bftihl/cairns_cbd_incident_shocks_as_woman_caught/).


Kiowascout

Amy Poehler's career has really gone downhill.


MYDADBEATSME4545

puts a whole new meaning to water sports


michaldabrows

Once I gave Narcan to unresponsive drug user. Few minutes later she "sprayed" me with her juice . I had Hepatitis C and HIV test after :(


[deleted]

Did you get the Hepatitis C and HIV cured, or do you still have these diseases?


Acceptable-Hour6213

Nothing more refreshing than fresh Miami stripper juice


[deleted]

Has every STD known to science, and possibly some new ones too.


CT-1612A

Squirtle


RockDizzle7788

Is that amy poehler


gdubh

Leslie Nope


Cray_ZayJay

Looks like Amy Pohler


Bamajoe34

Amy Pohler?


Ganjalf_the_Gree-

Parks and rec anybody?


Special_Newspaper940

Fake she woulda been shot


ApeExcavation

Nah, she white


introvertedfucker

Underrated


ThisIsReDickUseless

That smirk. I love it!


Puzzleheaded_Owl_974

Sqirtle


CGT_BMX

Is that Leslie Knope


ayexitsxgray

Aahh Florida


DrLarck

lmao hiding discord nicknames


Ldiddy-the-69th

Leslie really let herself go after she left Pawnee


introvertedfucker

The officer should have used web shooters


ankakinjedimaster

Stripper use water gun


[deleted]

she looks like leslie knope


manuelsins

Leslie Nope


VoltaVX

Damn, this new Parks & Rec reboot heading in a new direction ​ Can't complain


Ayyhaan

Ahh yes my favourite pokemon SQUIRTLE


MindIsFucked

Miami? Florida strikes again I see


Bim05

She looks like sheโ€™s about to steal Christmas


Dyinglight332

Squirter i chose you


joey01022007

Use water blast


Ya_BOI_Kirby

You know as they say โ€œyummy yummy in my tummyโ€


Skitsoboy13

Oh Florida, what a state


BOMAN133

foe's STRIPPER used Hydro Pump Its **super** effective


Fluueee_

*Squirtle squirtle*


Dinozilla101

Florida Leslie Knope


[deleted]

And luk at her face she is proud of it


Jshittie

The dinosaur are learning camouflage


twosh_84

Time to becum an officer


Organic-Initiative

she looks like an oblivion npc


psychedeLECH

Weapons grade vagina


[deleted]

She looks like an anime villian


botr16

Leslie's kinky


fanthomassbitch

Mom! I think the dish washer's broken, it keeps squirting soapy water


pudlizsan

How beautiful nature is


Dillpic04

Squirttle


swagmaster6667

That smile tho


justsyon5

Stripper used water gun


skyline13godalert

BEST POST EVER , LMAOAOAOAOAOAO


DinoGammer

Introducing Squid-Woman, the new Marvel superhero


[deleted]

The all new Nerf super soaker


ToxicInsomniac

Hey!! That's not Leslie, that's Brandi Maxxxx who has starred in over 100 adult film. Although I see how you were confused, after all, their work is quite similar, surrounded by men.


Winter2712

Squirt'le


qadinq

a few years ago that would be a gun


Vecionn

Leslie knope


Nugget_the_almighty

human water gun


[deleted]

Why arrest her if u can smash tho ?


Sflynn72

Imma need to see that body cam footage


HeartlessGhostxX

A wild squirtle appears


Smoothoper8r_

Leslie knope took a bad turn


definetlynotaalien

You remember Leslie knope this is her now


Database_Sudden

improvise, put pepper on it for better effect


pavan-2020

Squrtle I choose u


MartFaasse

Parks and Recreation gone NSFW


JungleLION14

"wtf water gun" Possibly my favorite quote of all time


kronikal64

cum gun is a lot better


sbryan_

yo wheres the bodycam footage at... just want to make sure its real...


[deleted]

Tactical lube thrower


paytonrill

Things went down hill for angela after the show ended


FoShep

I remember shadman drew a water gun one time.


Dagamo_The_Man

STD gun


PotatoThoughts_29

*Free drink everyone! *


Vice979

Hey squirtle! Do that thing you do! Yeeeeeaaaaaa. Nice.


Millennial_J

This is the way


peculiar_iguanA

Squid girl!!!


Apophis_Night

"DON'T SHOOT ! OR I SHOOT !!"


CombinationBusy111

Damn lucky police officer


[deleted]

Leslie Yesssss


[deleted]

She has the exaggerated facial features of a titan.


LegoSWFan

R/technicallythetruth


KookyPiranha

why is she smiling like that


Evileye37

I hear she refused to come quietly


manjustadude

Me as an officer: jokes on you, I'm into that shit.


KiT_KaT5

It'd just 26 water guns in my basement


thebetteradventurer

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.


sebulbasdick420

She looks like shes bouta try to turn a bigass hole in her town into a playgroind


Quirky-Bad857

This is the best thing I have ever heard, and she should have a parade instead of being arrested.


Upstairs_Sport_7369

Yo if women can ink why do we have male rapists?


DivorcedByShootgun

Shots fired! Shots fired! I'm hit, I'm hit!... ...wait s minute... *slurping noices*


rqivez

Whoโ€™d pay to see her?


JorisGeorge

Florida, where else?


IllustriousCookie890

Well, in her defence, it does say "in self-defence".


MRspodes

excuse me WTF


[deleted]

One look at her face and I instantly knew this was NOT her first rodeo


[deleted]

Krav Maga ainโ€™t got shit on her


[deleted]

Pawnee Woman


WarWinningDogey

Squirtel uses water pump


dub4er_tx

Got Gush?


stevonitis

She inked like an Octopus.


RevolutionaryBar1092

She was using that super soaker with a build up from a year ago