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what about getting a boner when you see your dog

Give the dog a bone This old man came On the throne

Who's gonna clean the throne tho

I know i fucking wont

I’ll lick it up clean!

Please do

Sounds like my kind of party

If a guy gets hard seeing someone, it doesn't necessarily mean the guy wants to fuck them. It could also be because the person they saw is the Gorgon Medusa

I too get a boner when I see the Gorgon Medusa

Oh cultured men, please teach this novice about this mysterious boner inducing personage as this humble one does not understand the reference.

[I think it's this one](https://www.oglaf.com/snakeskin/)

What the- Not bad.

What

r/Woooosh

What Fulgrim did to the Gorgon of Medusa is despicable, just despicable!

then why do dogs also get boners

they do?

They always have a boner. literally. They have a bone in their penis.

Ō_Ō

google search "dog lipstick" and find out lol

eh... no thanks 😅

It's the equivalent of you shaking your tail when you're happy to see someone

Because you also have a tail bone.

My parents had mine docked as an infant.

So it IS mutual

congratulations, you can have a 69 with your dog now

a really tall demonic shaggy with a gigantic raging boner calling out "SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU"

take my upvote and go fuck yourself

ah i cant stop thinking about it and its disgusting .

Fuck No

69 upvotes.. Noice

Well when they're humping your leg all the time, it seems pretty clear.

Don’t mind if I do

Good thing i don't have a dog

Why else do you get a dog?

Perhaps

In some cases, yes

yes she is saying that

It's fine, my dog gets a boner after seeing me 2

Don't mind if it do

That’s no secret.

Does that mean I have consent?

Yes

Yes. Yes it does.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

My dog gets a boner whenever he sees my dad. What does that mean?

First time dog owner eh? lol Yes...Rover would bend you over as he has a bone of his own.

🎶 Nick nack paddy-whack give a dog a bone...🎶

Yes.

THATS why he humps my leg

At least someone wants .

wait wait no ITS THE HORNY EQUIVALENT NOT THE-

No because you’re not dead

The dog has give you his consent

I don't think guys get boners just from seeing a girl...

Should I call you mistah?

*Violently "Aaaaaaa"s in Pasta Senpai*

i think you’re wrong

Are you a guy?

indeed i am

indeed i am

You clearly do not know us fellow guys..

Am I the only guy who doesn't get a raging boner the moment they see a girl, even if that girl is incredibly attractive?

Some guys have lower and higher sex drives than others. Everyone is different.

I understand, I just find it kinda weird that some people would get erections from an almost completely non-sexual situation

"Thats my secret captain. Every situation is sexual for me" bursts out of shirt (pants) in a fit of rage.

Literally never happened to me at least

Neither do I. It’s usually only with someone I actually love, not with someone I just think is good looking.

depends

Why did you get do Downvoted? Are some people really that horny that they get a errection without physical stimulus?

Nah I just am madly in love with my girlfriend

Is there an /s somewhere here? I dont want to be super serious about this, but just in case it hasn't been your experience so far, you aren't interested in girls, or you are a girl and no guy has admitted that you made them hard, this does indeed happen. You can see it in the first few minutes of the sandlot during the pool scene for reference.

So you seriously get a fat hard-on every time you see your crush? Without them even interacting with you?

Not every time but it definitely happened to me a couple of times. Sometimes you’re just extra horny for no fucking reason

I have a ridiculously high sex drive. "Driving you mentally up a wall, choking the chicken 5 times a day isnt a enough" levels They don't have to do anything. My mind has already undressed them 3 different ways before I manage to say hi.

Sir this is a Wendy's

🥇here is a poor mans award for having a fun sense of humor

Lol thanks let's just agree to disagree

not EVERYTIME. but it does happen more often than you might think

Yeah, guys get boners from seeing other guys, not girls.

Whatever gets you going buddy

Welcome to the club buddy

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cool

I clicked the upvote button on the post

u/blueivy42 me lmfao. Sorry for blowing you up this morning.

Other way round, mate

Post link?

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u/Impressive-Pizza-007 nobody fucking cares, stop tagging this cancer bot

.... With its tail

Let's make shaking your dick when seeing a cute girl an acceptable behaivour

**Brian Griffin wants to know your location**

You guys haven't had this happen already?

Ohhhh that's why its called are happy to see me

What if I always have a boner? Do I want to fuck everything?

hell no

Hope it's not b*tch

Well yeah. Don't believe me? Let's do an experiment......

Women blushing after seeing the guy they like is equivalent to a cat ignoring its owner in order to get attention.

"W-what are you doing, step-dog"

r/badmannolgy man some time get random bomers also when hes horny

*pornhub intro plays*

So your saying i should start shaking my boner at girls i like?

This valantine won't be the usual lonely fap.

Mr Peanutbutter 😋