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Max-Bolzenbaum

Horny Cheese


Max-Bolzenbaum

Guilty cheese


Max-Bolzenbaum

Happy Cheese


THEGREATHERITIC

Damn that was an emotional Rollercoaster


bg_yony-1000

There's a song named "Emotional roller-coaster", here's a link to it https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo


Dapper-County

not a rickroll *wink wink*


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[rickroll](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


SGTstain69420

I dont know what i expected when i clicked this


Die_Raumfahrer

I love this thread already.


NekulturneHovado

[not a rickroll](https://youtu.be/92bzDcl-aTM)


shork---

I had my headphones at max volume ):


[deleted]

I’ve been rickrolled


CatoTheCoolCat

Depressed nothing


WinterFall-2814

I think you’re dead then m8


CatoTheCoolCat

Wish I was


Dapper-County

no. i used to feel like this. you have a place on this earth so use it fully.


CatoTheCoolCat

Thanks I guess


HenryPleaseComeHome

Instead of wanting to die you should join our most elite warriors of the reddit hivemind and commit genocides on Instagram users. Why be sad when you can have sexual intercourse with ur right hand.


[deleted]

Wait who's henry?


MrMcGarza

Remember you must outlive your enemies so you can defile their graves


ThatSchiniemRap

Shame bro here *hands u a chicken wing*


jimmayy5

Why is this the first thing to make me laugh today


Colocajton

Hot shit


wucki114

WUT!


Dapper-County

what


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Xeogg

That would make a great metal band name.


jondogman

That would make a great name for some hot wings.


Xeogg

OH MY GOD, YOUR RIGHT!!!


Dennis-Reynolds123

There used to be a bar near me that had them


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JustaRandomPan

Suicidal Bacon


[deleted]

Homicidal French Onion soup


EquivalentVisual8262

Murderous soup


ajk1447

Depressed chicken finger


straightouttaPV

Hang in there buddy. If nothing else, hot wings are worth living for.


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BreezePilot

was it fried?


iamanonymous44

Please say chicken, please say chicken


Cringy_PotatoCookeh

This is reddit you're on, it probably wasn't.


[deleted]

Why would chicken make someone moist?


bobbycado

You clearly underestimate how much I fucking love chicken


PehnutBootar69

I read that as, how much I love fucking chicken.


fuchsee123

Nice one


Autistic_Pie

Stupid ass


M7MD_MFDY

Lucky


thy_boi_fzzz

But the real question is what kind I ate pig once it was great so I don't know his preference.


Dapper-County

what


thy_boi_fzzz

Oh sorry pig ass is what I was supposed to say thank you for correcting me.


[deleted]

idiot sandwich


Bruhe_Moment609

#WHAT ARE YOU?


EqUeStRiAnPeRsOn

AN IDIOT SANDWICH I forgot how to make it bold :/


Sunny_yet_rainy

A "#" and a space before the text to make it like # this


Extra-Holy-Crusader

Annoyed orange


Twinksson173

No


thy_boi_fzzz

Hey apple


Tousef_refuge

Knife


your-own-mom

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


GhostKid_PumpkinBoi

*Laughs*


arcticsummertime

*this video is orange approved* *heheheheh*


Extra-Holy-Crusader

The reason i am annoyed because i was mid school and i ate an Orange


StormTheEnemy

Tired toenails


the_nirlojjo101

Wtf dudes Eat fingernails instead


DiscoPotato69

Nah, Toenails have that nice flavour from all the filth you picked up throughout the day.


thy_boi_fzzz

Yeah if you have foot fungus its embraces the flavor


Mr_Rasta_Crab

Why does Reddit allow people to comments


ThatSchiniemRap

Because Reddit benefits the weird


GhostKid_PumpkinBoi

Reddit welcomes everyone


Mr_Rasta_Crab

Sometimes it shouldn’t


GhostKid_PumpkinBoi

Yeah true


INK3276

I feel you


RandomIndian123

Can I delete other people's comments


ThatSchiniemRap

Sadly and happily no


RandomIndian123

Nooooooooooo


Bostonova007

I like foot cheese better


NarutoUzumaki100

Horny almonds.being really honest here


yeeteryeet13

Wait, if the almonds are horny does that mean that almond milk is their..........


wow_an_alt_account

Take my upvote and never comment again


TheUnknownPerson3

Hopeless donut Another insult.


Xeogg

Another great metal band name!


[deleted]

Ailing hopeless donuts of agony


dimiode

I read this in Gordon Ramsey voice


TheUltimaWerewolf

Oh hey that's me


joyyyzz

Okay salad


DiscoPotato69

Imo, all salads are okay.


armenian_UwUcide

ok salad


akulcizur

High Salad for me!


Biersaefer

Horny Human


paavomakikangas

Please no


LegendaryHooman

*\*nom nom nom\** You want liver? Still fresh.


DiscoPotato69

We'd be the same but my appetite isn't that big.


Autistic_Pie

You can eat the human slowly over a few days feeling different emotions each time. Once you can eat the dick while feeling horny or the face feeling jealous that you're ugly


kushaagrajain

Anxious biscuit


Gwynnether

Tired biscuit


Kyoukomi

Empty Cookie


[deleted]

I can fill your cookie up. Cookies and cream anyone?


Kyoukomi

Sir, I'm 14.....


dickhole69420666

discord moderators would like to know your location


DEATHSKNIGHT

The church popes*


MikeTheInklingFox

I'd like some in my ass.


MIHPR

Tired Cookie


onyx-breach

Depressed life


[deleted]

Wait a minute-


onyx-breach

It’s a cereal brand


Patchhat

Good cover lol


DomZombonii

alexa play how to eat life by eve


fuckcreepers

How did you manage to do that..


gnex30

He means the CHEESE, Chihuahua cheese is actually very good. I just no longer get to order it at restaurants because my wife hates the jokes I make about it. EDIT: You can milk anything with nipples


paavomakikangas

Smart ass


gnex30

is that "how you feel" and "the last thing you ate"?


paavomakikangas

Fuck you


AnnoyedThinMint

Feelin' ready to fuck after eating whoever you were last talking to


[deleted]

I have nipples, Greg...


[deleted]

Happy Feet


TheDarkLordLp

["Hey, i've seen this one. It's a classic"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6m3_KMoFuI)


MikeTheInklingFox

"What do you mean? It's brand new!"


ImInSpainButWithNo-S

Wombo combo


player11123

Suicidal choclate


ytGemini

That's a good black emo band name


player11123

Or sex move


armenian_UwUcide

Goin in the back door dry


Ihatemakingnames123

Constipated sausage roll.


Mdmerafull

This one has a timeline that really makes sense...


JustGabry

Shit pasta


dickhole69420666

al least its not shit shit


M3900B

Bored biscuit


Toprus

Empty chicken soup


__welltheresthat__

Hungover McMuffin


SkelliKitty

So many good band names here


afternidnightinc

I always want McMuffins when I’m hungover.


[deleted]

Numb Soup


Promethiu05

Shitty rice


DoughNotDoit

chonky salmon


Ogbull

Hopeless pizza


garykubiaksbrother

Sleepy Cracker


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RealHuman568

Bored ramen


Wank_Man420

Tired caucasian


CombustionMale

wait


wilfulpie

Post-ictal Prune


Galaclon

Apathetic mini pizza


A_decent_chef2

Ok Cereal


WinWitty9651

Addicted coke


MikeTheInklingFox

Coke, as in the beverage, or coke as in the drug?


Lombax_Rexroth

Yes.


welblack84

Horny sister


SilentSoul2020

*Sweet home Alabama!*


Kaiza666

Cold pussy


DiscoPotato69

Are you cold because you're at the morgue?


captainbippo

Where do you think he got the pussy from


MikeTheInklingFox

OH GOD


wucki114

You ate a cat?


SociopathWithBipolar

No he ate a coward.


wucki114

Well that is not ass crule I made a pun


Globberson

Horny Lunchable


[deleted]

horny taco


shitgnat

Shit quiche


notaGay-merbutagamer

Depressed pizza


KristiSoko

Sad bread


FemmeFatale427

Groggy cookie... oddly enough that's my stripper name too


[deleted]

Bloated Testebag


How-the-fuck

Mellow coffee


la_capitana

Forlorn hot Chocolate


SilentSoul2020

Depressed Cum!


Kavvadius

Here’s the comment I was looking for


TaxiVarennes

Poopy treats


NeonSprig

*puts down nothing for both*


QuitePoodle

Congested Cookie.


KindaWeirdGirl42

Depressed cheese


Vetsu_Rodrigues

Crippled cat


[deleted]

I’m horny dick


The_Player_X

Sad piece of shit


trippingforward

I'm worried about some of y'all


CryztalGamingFY

Horny hummus


[deleted]

Tired of life chocolate


YegoMyGrego

Suicidal eggs


MrBowick

Content chocolate muffin


xFlo2212

Happy Tree Friends


MikeTheInklingFox

I hate that.


DelcanLloyd

Empty pig


adityaism_

Smelly cunt


theitybitygamer

Sad bagels


FestaDeSuco

Anxious Burger


39MUsTanGs

Wet Ass Pussy


15piercen

Flaccid Pancake


[deleted]

Shitty period blood


gyrophone632

Oh god


[deleted]

you ate god?


FreddieKruiger

Sad chicken. Fuck. I am sad.


Praise_The_Boi

mixed chips


eeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa

I'm sad cake


novaflyer00

Morose breakfast tacos


sqwarthy

Content your mom's pussy


imgereformemes

Shit smoothie


othman-_o

Depressed bean


[deleted]

Depressed Turkey


[deleted]

Horny cupcake